"Second brother, your class teacher is so cruel!"
"How do you say that?" Jiang Yue was confused.
"Seeing that Han Jingjing's photos are about to be exposed on the 25th, why is he banning everyone? Isn't this cruel? I guess the boys in your class must hate him to death."
"You don't even know whether someone is beautiful or ugly, so what are you talking about?"
"Haha, you ladies who dare to take photos, how many ugly ones have you seen? Second brother, I guess this Han Jingjing, even if she is not particularly good-looking, must have a great figure."
Jiang Yue was speechless again. What happened to this world? Is this twelve-year-old going to become a monster?
Is the school in the town a school or a driving school?
What exactly are you teaching all day long? Underage children can drive so fast, but they are still not allowed to fly fighter jets as adults?
Moreover, Sangou's angle of entry is too strange.
Shouldn’t normal people’s focus be on whether the content of the video is true or false? This is the big melon.
Ding ding dong!
Another message pops up on the phone.
Du Yifeng
[Link] Invite you to join the group chat.
Jiang Yue was a little surprised. Could it be that Du Yifeng wanted to create a private group and post another video privately?
Unlock your phone with your fingerprint and click to confirm to join.
Du Yifeng@everyone
"I don't have all my friends. If you have any friends, familiar ones, or buddies and sisters in the class, please ask me. I'll post the video in five minutes. I won't wait until the expiration date."
There were not many students in the class that Du Yifeng could be friends with. The people he invited were basically the more outstanding students in the class, and most of them were female classmates.
Although Jiang Yue and Du Yifeng didn't interact much, they didn't get along too badly.
Mainly because Jiang Yue has excellent grades and good looks. In addition, Jiang Yue was extremely low-key and rarely acted cool in the class to show off, which Du Yifeng appreciated very much.
In Du Yifeng's logic, it's not your fault that you are handsome, but if you are handsome and like to act handsome and get the limelight, then you are trying to steal the spotlight from Du Yifeng.
This kind of person is his enemy, Du Yifeng, and he must not tolerate it.
To put it simply, he has one principle: you can do whatever you want, just don’t steal the limelight from me.
Yes, Du Yifeng's three views are so simple and unpretentious.
Jiang Yue picked up a few people who were close to him. He usually lived on campus if he wasn't on weekends or during long holidays, so it was natural for him to pick up the three people in the same dormitory.
My deskmate Li Yue has always been a transparent person. She only has a few WeChat friends on her phone. She can probably count on one hand the number of friends in her class who have added her as friends, and it is estimated that no one will ask her for help.
So Jiang Yue dragged Li Yue into the group.
The three roommates quickly joined the group one after another.
Yu Hongtu: Boss Yifeng wants to drive again? Waiting online!
Wang Xiawei: The tickets have been purchased and we are waiting for the train to depart!
Mao Doudou: At Xinnen Bay Pier, before the train departs from Yifeng, please let me introduce my length...
Jiang Yue: @马豆豆, have you used my toilet paper in the past two days?
Mao Doudou: It’s not me, I don’t have it, don’t talk nonsense. Denial triple/meme.
Jiang Yue: Do you want me to help you recall what happened in the school doctor’s office last time?
Mao Doudou: Boss, I was wrong, please let me go. Kneel down/emoticon package
Fang Ziyang: What happened in the school doctor's office? Feeling like a melon!
Xu Ruogu: Asking for melon in front of the car.
Chen Haoran: +1 for melons in front of the car.
Zheng Weihao: +2.
Wang Xin: +3.
Liu Jian: +4.
Han Jingjing: +5.
Yang Xiaoxiao: Jingjing, are you sure you want to eat all the boys’ melons?
Han Jingjing: Just joined the group, what did you talk about earlier? @江月.
Mao Doudou: [WeChat Red Envelope] Bosses, please let me go and don’t affect the start of the race for Boss Yifeng.
Jiang Yue Aite Mao Doudou actually didn't mean to get into trouble with him. On the contrary, he actually reminded the other person in good faith.
After all, there are many girls in the group, but this guy never pays attention to the occasion when talking. No matter what the group is, as soon as he joins the group, he will introduce the size and length if he disagrees.
It's okay if there are no girls in the group. There are a lot of girls in this group, and the classmates look up but don't look down at each other, which is a bit ugly.
If Jiang Yue didn't stop him in time, Mao Doudou would definitely follow up with his signature catchphrase: I, Mao Shijiu, walk with my hands wrapped around my waist.
It wasn't that Jiang Yue had wronged him. This guy was brought into the group by Jiang Yue. He was in the same dormitory with him. He knew very well what kind of urine this guy was.
When they were first divided into dormitories, Mao Doudou introduced himself in such a funny way.
Claiming to be armed with a sharp weapon, he was in a dormant state for nineteen years. When he woke up, he became even more ferocious. He could have relied on his special skills to make a living, but his family asked him to study.
As for the incident in the school doctor's office, it's another sad story.
Mao Doudou relies on the specialty of being a straight man. He often locks himself in the bathroom to entertain himself and does some unspeakable things. He consumes toilet paper very quickly, so that the ones he brings are often not enough, so he borrows toilet paper from his roommates. Things happen from time to time.
Just use it, this guy refuses to admit it every time.
One time, Jiang Yue was feeling mischievous and collected some pollen in the countryside. He also got some lint from hairy chili bugs and sprinkled them on the toilet paper.
It was impossible to see the thing unless you looked carefully. The lighting in the bathroom was always bad. Mao Doudou didn't know the trap and borrowed it without telling him. He used Jiang Yue's toilet paper again. It didn't take long for the sharp tool to become allergic, red and swollen, making it itchy and swollen. , still can’t scratch it.
Mao Doudou was in so much pain that he wanted to carry it, but the more he carried it, the more painful it became. So he had to go to the school doctor's office, where he had to get injections, take medicine, and apply topical medicine. He took two days off, and he never felt so sore in his life. .
Not to mention, since then, the incident of missing dormitory toilet paper has gotten better.
The other two people in the dormitory, Yu Hongtu and Wang Xiawei, didn't know about it. Even Mao Doudou himself regarded it as an accident and had no idea that Jiang Yue had deliberately caused trouble.
Jiang Yue nodded slightly. Mao Doudou felt guilty for being a thief and was afraid that something embarrassing would be exposed, so he immediately became honest.
There were all kinds of weird and funny people joining the group, making all kinds of jokes, but everyone quickly forgot about Mao Doudou.
After another two or three minutes, Li Yue came belatedly and joined the group chat through Jiang Yue's invitation.
However, Li Yue has always been a transparent person in the class. Few people care whether she joins or not. One more of her is not too much, one less of her is not too much.
She wouldn't be able to speak anyway if she joined.
Du Yifeng particularly enjoyed this feeling of being highly anticipated.
"Have you brought in everyone who needs to be pulled in?"
"Everyone has remembered it! Even if you watch the video, don't spread it nonsense. I'll tell you the ugly thing first. It may be okay for me to tell it, but you can tell it. If you are invited to tea, don't involve me."
Du Yifeng made a big deal out of it. The more serious the matter was, the more mysterious he felt the aura around him became!
Let the students feel the power of his information channels, feel the invisible energy behind him, feel his outstanding personality, let these weak chickens guess, marvel, look up to and even worship him, for Du Yifeng, it is a vulgar but And unparalleled happiness.
Ding ding dong, ding ding dong, ding ding dong...
Then, a series of videos popped up from the group chat.
This time everyone has learned the lesson. To be on guard against 808, save it to your mobile phone first and then look back at it.
Du Yifeng: These videos have not been made public for the time being. I emphasize again, don’t spread them blindly! Otherwise, there will be consequences at your own risk!
Du Yifeng: Strange geographical phenomena have occurred in many places on our entire planet Gaia, across four continents and eight places. It’s not just Tianlang Mountain in our Dazhang country.
Du Yifeng: The first video is of the Arthur Desert, the second is of the famous Devil’s Triangle in the Bamuda Sea, the third is of the Tear Grand Canyon in the western part of Xilaozhou, and the fourth is of Xilao The city of Naples on the east coast of Africa...
In fact, Du Yifeng does not need to introduce it. As a high school student, everyone still has these geographical knowledge.
Like the Tianlang Mountain video, these videos are not long, but the content is more shocking than the last...
After Jiang Yue read it, he was speechless for a long time.
A strong intuition told him that human beings' normal understanding of the world was shattered, the original knowledge system was shattered, and the coffin boards of teachers in various subjects were completely unable to hold them down.
