Author: "Young man, little sister, you two give way, I will give my speech!"
Lu Cheng, wedding dress: "..."
Author: "Ahem, I would like to thank my relatives and friends, the editor Liu Xingju, and all the readers..."
Lu Cheng: "Um, wait a minute. Did you agree to Sanjiang's release date?"
Author Jun (surprised): "Huh?!"
Lu Cheng: "Even if you publish a 10,000-word speech, it will not be counted in the number of words in the update..."
Author Jun: "Really!!"
Wedding dress: (nods): "......"
Lu Cheng: "If you try to force the calculation, the readers will kill you, right...? I think they have their knives ready..."
Wedding Dress (nodding vigorously): "..."
Author Jun: "Then I won't say anything anymore... I've finished writing. You two can continue..."
Lu Cheng: "Come on, sister, let's give him the whole song "Codewriter" to encourage others!"
Wedding Dress: (Take out the coffin, Youqin transforms)
"They are all on the street!"
Author: "Labour and management don't like to hear the first sentence, gun! Labor and management will sing it themselves!"
“They say, take the light and write the three golden chapters!
They said that since I went to Sanjiang, I had to write a good outline~! "
Why is it not honorable to rush into the street~
Only the tentacle monster deserves to be praised~
Who says someone who updates 4,000 times a day is not a hero? "
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Okay, no more fuss, please subscribe!
The author has not worked since he graduated from college. He has been relying on writing to support himself. He has used WeChat for no more than 2 hours in total (from ancient times to the present). He has never posted any Moments since he was a child, and has never used Sina WeChat. Bo, I have never used Douyin or Kuaishou...
Yes, it’s true social fear.
Of course, this is not a misfortune. The really miserable ones are all in Shuidiqiao. What I mean is that the beautiful and handsome men thought the book was good and just subscribed for a while. They kept asking me to go into the factory to screw screws. I just Don’t go (hold the table legs tightly)!
