The minibus drove for more than an hour to the suburbs, and then got off the bus to register personal information.
This is a small crew, filming a costume drama, and you can tell from the name that it won't be a hit, it's called "The Romantic Emperor Zhu Youjian".
When he heard Huang Mao talking about it in the car, Zhang Chu subconsciously wanted to draw his knife.
You, a common man, call the Emperor by his first name, which is really disrespectful and should be punished with death.
After being angry for two seconds, Zhang Chu remembered that the Chongzhen Emperor, who had cheered up when he came to the throne and was demoted to the eunuchs, and who was regarded by the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty as the hope for the resurgence of the Ming Dynasty, had been dead for hundreds of years, and was finally hanged in Meishan. On the crooked neck tree.
How sad! What a shame!
When Zhang Chu was on duty in the palace, he was lucky enough to see the emperor Long Yan from a distance. His appearance was generally inferior to his, and he was a bit hunchbacked.
"Put on your clothes. Someone will teach you how to fight later."
After waiting for less than a minute, two people came over and threw down a lot of dirty clothes. Then a fat black man wearing sunglasses said something and left.
This dress looks a bit familiar. When Zhang Churong was promoted to a hundred households three days ago, he was wearing something similar to this, but what the hell is that flying fish pattern?
This is only qualified to wear it if you are a fourth-grade envoy and have the emperor's gift.
"What are you doing standing still? Hurry up and put it on!"
Huang Bo had already put on his clothes now, and when he saw Zhang Chu was stunned and motionless, he quickly reminded him.
wear.
Anyway, there is no emperor now, so where can we commit the crime of transgression?
vomit!
Just as he was about to put it on, Zhang Chu smelled a sour smell. How long has it been since these clothes were starched?
Forget it, for the sake of twenty yuan, Zhang Chu continued to compromise.
I originally wanted to show off in front of Lu Jianxing, but if that guy knew what Master Zhang was going through now, his dead face that had not changed for thousands of years would probably make him smile.
Uh-huh!
The Xiuchun knife came out of its sheath and was as soft as a soup cake. When he flicked it with his fingers, there was no clanking sound as expected. Fortunately, he had enough force, otherwise he would have broken it with a flick of his finger.
There was a little girl behind him who was putting a hood on him. The smell was not much better than the one he was wearing. It was already rancid.
only……
Who told you that adult men in the Ming Dynasty wore their hair like this?
Her hair was neatly tied up, with a piece of hair hanging loosely behind.
Do you know what it means to tie your hair on top?
I would like to remind you, think about it carefully and forget it.
Zhang Chu now understood what Huang Bo meant by a job that could make money.
Extras are also called extras.
It's just a humanoid prop when placed on the set. Listen, it's not even a human being.
"You will be like this, like this, and like that again, and then you will be stabbed to death by the male protagonist. Come here, you will be like that, like that, and like that again, and then you will be stabbed to death by the male protagonist."
Is it a knife or a sword?
Is it possible that the weapon can change its form at will when fighting?
"it's your turn."
Finally it was Zhang Chu's turn. The martial arts instructor stared at him for a while. Seeing that Zhang Chu had a good image, he made two more gestures. Of course, in the end, the ball died.
"do you understand?"
"clear!"
Zhang Chu suppressed the urge to curse.
"Understood? Please type it again and show it to me."
The martial arts instructor obviously didn't believe it. The moves he just improvised were quite complicated. If you didn't have any martial arts skills, it wouldn't be easy to do them completely.
Upon hearing this, Zhang Chu drew his sword out of its sheath, swept across, slashed, turned back, blocked, and finally got hit by the sword. He jumped up and turned around in the air before falling to the ground.
"Yo!"
The martial arts instructor was slightly surprised.
"Boy, have you practiced?"
Zhang Chu stood up and put away his sword: "Not long, twenty-four years."
"Bullshit! Do you have twenty? Did you practice it since you were in your mother's womb?"
The martial arts instructor was just having nothing to do, and he planned to make a few remarks, but unexpectedly he met a braggart, and he suddenly lost interest.
As for Zhang Chu's kung fu, no matter how good it is, it has nothing to do with him.
Those stories about Chollima meeting Bole, supporting him with all his strength from then on, and finally becoming famous all over the world, are all made up in novels or acted out in TV series.
"Xiao Zhang, do you know kung fu?"
Huang Bo waited for the martial arts instructor to leave, then approached him. His role was relatively simple. As soon as he appeared on the scene, he was stabbed to death by the hero's sword without even a chance to block.
Probably because he was too ugly and didn't want his face in the mirror.
"Do not believe?"
Feeling that Zhang Chu's eyes were malicious, Huang Bo immediately removed from his mind the dream of becoming a master and learning martial arts, and then conquering the world with a sword.
"Xin, Xin, no wonder the little brothers Longhu asked you to take care of them."
"Come here, come here."
Someone said hello, and Huang Bo and Zhang Chu quickly followed. The twenty yuan was really hard to earn.
Then the martial arts instructor guest-starred as the male protagonist and fought with everyone.
Naturally, various situations will occur during this period. Sometimes the movements are not in place, and sometimes the death is not straightforward.
The angry martial arts instructor scolded, the executive director scolded, and even the yellow-haired group leaders who brought Zhang Chu and the others also followed suit.
"You are stupid! You are ugly and your brain is not working well. No matter how hard you live, you will not die. Find a place to hang yourself as soon as possible. I will beat you with something for being such a fool. "
Huang Bo was scolded by Huang Mao because he didn't die cleanly enough.
In the same way, if it falls on Zhang Chu, he would rather not make the money than let Huang Mao die on the spot.
If you humiliate your biological parents and don't draw your sword to fight against them, you are not a son of man in vain.
Zhang Chu could see that Huang Bo also wanted to go in with the yellow-haired white knife, but when the red knife came out, he had to lower his head under the eaves, and still gritted his teeth and endured.
"I said he didn't say anything about you, right?"
Huang Mao couldn't scold enough, and inexplicably pointed the finger at Zhang Chu who was standing aside.
"You are so..."
Choking!
Before the Three-Character Sutra could be finished reciting, the next second, a knife was directly placed across Huang Mao's neck. Although it was unopened, this thing was made of iron. If it was done with force...
Next year the grass on the graves will be three feet high.
"you……"
"I don't have a good temper, please bear with me."
Huang Mao thought of Zhang Chu's tricks during the rehearsal just now, swallowed hard, and nodded tremblingly.
Uh-huh!
Sheath the sword.
Zhang Chu then walked to the side as if nothing was wrong, and continued to watch the martial arts instructor and executive director react and curse.
What happened between the extras and the group leader has nothing to do with them. Unless they are really dead, the crew will take responsibility. Otherwise, who would care about this shit.
However, he has restrained himself a lot after scolding. Who knows if there are still some stupid people like Zhang Chu among these group performers.
Everyone has a crime tool in their hands. On a hot day, if your head is really dizzy from the sun, if you take it out and shine it on yourself, you will die.
Liuyou waited for nearly an hour but didn't start filming. According to Huang Bo, it seemed that the male lead was taking a nap and he hadn't gotten up yet.
evil creature!
You dare to play the Ming Emperor in a play like this.
Emperor Chongzhen was the most diligent person among the emperors of the Ming Dynasty.
Even Emperor Chengzu can't compare.
"Let's go, let's eat!"
Zhang Chu was enjoying the cool under the shade of a tree. In the July weather, he was wearing such a nondescript Feiyu suit and a hood, which was really miserable.
Have a meal?
You haven’t even started working yet, so you’re giving me food to eat?
Zhang Chu opened his eyes and was dragged over by Huang Bo to line up. Not only were the ten extras who had just arrived to play the role of Jin Yiwei, but there were also many who had come before.
After waiting in line for a few minutes, Zhang Chu received one portion. The food was not rich and the oil was quite large.
But it's pretty good. Zhang Chu is not picky about food. In his previous life, he went out on business and slept in the wilderness eating dry biscuits.
After finishing the meal, I felt half full. Martial arts practitioners are all big eaters, but it was impossible to have another portion.
The crew's lunch boxes are all provided in a numbered manner, one for each person. If you want to eat more, count the teeth in your mouth first.
Many extras came to the set not just for the twenty dollars, but just to have a free meal.
"If we don't take pictures in the afternoon, won't we give you the money?"
What Zhang Chu is most concerned about now is this. He has no choice but to do it. He is really short of money and can't always take advantage of Huang Bo.
One or two days is fine, but as time goes by, the roommate will be eaten and run away, and Zhang Chu is afraid that he will starve to death.
"Probably not!"
Huang Bo said, not confident. He had never encountered this kind of thing before.
After Zhang Chu heard this, he glanced at Huang Mao who was squatting not far away. The other person was also looking at him, probably thinking about how to regain his face.
Huang Mao was frightened when he met Zhang Chu's gaze.
I didn't offend you at all! ?
Fortunately, this did not happen in the end. Although he arrived late, the male protagonist still came.
She has a fair and clean face, walks with lotus leaves in the wind, and talks affectionately, very much like Lord Rabbit.
The first thing to film was a scene where the male and female protagonists confided in each other in the woods.
"I don't care who you are, no matter what your identity is, I only know that what I am thinking about and thinking about is you, Zhu Youjian!"
"I know, I know, I know everything. The world respects me and loves me just because I am Emperor Sizong of the Ming Dynasty, but you are the only one who is sincere to me."
Zhang Chu was waiting aside, and everyone was dumbfounded when he heard the lines.
Isn't this prince really cruel? He's living a good life, flirting with a girl, and even gave her his temple number?
After Zhang Chu was reborn, he read up on the history of the Ming Dynasty, and naturally knew that after the death of the emperor he once served, Emperor Hongguang, who was known as the Southern Ming Dynasty in history, was given the temple title of Sizong.
Ordinary, neither praise nor criticism.
But this word is too nonsense coming from the mouth of "Zhu Youjian" himself.
It's better to point to the crooked-neck tree in Paomeishan and shout: "Tree, tree, you are the destination of my life."
Is this an emperor or a fortune teller? He has even calculated his own temple number.
The man and the woman were still talking nonsense, one moment they were about to die, the next moment they were about to live.
Next, it's time for their group of Jin Yiwei to come on stage.
Why did the emperor's minions come to kill the emperor?
No one told Zhang Chu the cause and effect, so they just acted how they arranged it.
It’s only twenty dollars anyway.
No one expects a bunch of extras to do character analysis.
"What a crazy couple. Eunuch Wei has been waiting underground for a long time."
One of the leaders shouted, drawing a knife and pointing it at the man and woman.
oh! It turned out to be revenge for Wei Zhongxian.
But even if someone wants to seek revenge from the emperor, it should be the two eunuch nests of Dongchang and Xichang. What does it have to do with Jinyiwei.
This is clearly a professional gangster.
superior.
The fight has already started, Zhang Chu also drew his sword and stepped forward. Today he will kill the king!
It's quite exciting to think about it.
