"There is no way the National Preceptor is an undercover agent"
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fire holeWords: 391Update Time: 24/01/12 00:35:25
As a member of the extraterrestrial demons, He Ranchen was sent to the five worlds to bring trouble to the people. He obtained the identity of Yanguo's national master and began to implement his own evil plan.
He Ranchen: "Although this is my first time as a demon, I have experience. I have absorbed the memory of Blue Star Keyboard Man, and I know ten thousand ways to harm people."
"Ask me to teach my children how to read? Humph, online novels make people unmotivated. If you ask me to read online novels, they will become useless people in the future!"
"You want me to train new recruits? This is your chance. Video games harm others and ourselves. If you let me play games, they will become cannon fodder on the battlefield!"
"Will anime and movies poison people's minds? Show them all to me! Watch a hundred of them!"
"As long as I persist, this world will belong to us demons sooner or later!"
He Ranchen implemented his plan conscientiously, but he gradually discovered that something seemed wrong with the development of things.
Some years later:
The monarch: "The imperial teacher is really talented. After reading your masterpiece, the students have all grown into pillars of the country!"
Marshal: "I really made a mistake in blaming the Imperial Guard. The soldiers played a game and flew into the sky to escape. Strong men emerged in large numbers!"
People: "Our children have watched the cartoon about the National Master, and now they believe in justice and light. We want to build a temple to worship the National Master!"
He Ranchen: "??? There seems to be a problem somewhere?"