Yan Jiecheng staggered to catch up with Yan Bugui and the others. The couple was very happy. They had made a profit from the banquet.
"Xu Damao is really generous. Look at our whole family without even blinking an eye." The third aunt said.
Yan Bugui looked at the two bottles of Xifeng in his hand. Xu Damao forced them on him before leaving, and he just said a few polite words.
Xu Damao said that he and Yan Jiecheng had a great relationship, and Yan Jiecheng's father was Xu Damao's biological father.
What does it mean for this son to be filial to his biological father?
Of course, Yan Bugui also knows this, just listen to it, and don't be like the uncle who really wants to be someone else's father.
Thinking of this, Yan Bugui turned to look at Yan Jiecheng and said, "Did you do Xu Damao any favors? Otherwise, Xu Damao wouldn't be so generous."
"Dad, just take it. It's okay."
Yan Bugui nodded and stopped talking.
Yan Jiecheng did not explain to them either. You must know that tiger whip wine is in the hearts of some people. The small cup given to Xu Damao is enough to replace a small courtyard.
Yan Jiecheng was afraid of explaining to his parents, and the two of them suffered from insomnia and became like Mrs. Xianglin.
Xu Damao and the two sent away the guests and went back to the house to tidy up.
Lou Xiao'e heated up hot water and the two of them scrubbed each other. After all, working in the summer is prone to sweating.
Xu Damao was a little drunk at first, but after all this trouble, he sobered up a lot and felt that his head was much clearer.
When I looked around and saw Lou Xiao'e's appearance, my heart suddenly felt warm. This is my wife.
A bit drunk, the two expressed their sincere feelings to each other in an unusual atmosphere.
For a long time, the two of them felt like they were out of breath, and then they took a few breaths.
Xu Damao hurriedly closed the doors and windows.
Lou Xiao'e got into bed early and curled up. On a hot day, you don’t have to worry about being covered in prickly heat.
Xu Damao secretly drank a small cup of amber liquid.
This is the tiger whip wine I got from Yan Jiecheng.
One time Xu Damao and Yan Jiecheng were drinking. Xu Damao told a joke that someone had left the palace in 1911 and was preparing to enter the palace to seek life.
Before he could recover from his injuries, the Qing Dynasty died. So everyone called him the first eunuch of the Republic of China.
Yan Jiecheng said with a smile, let alone the Republic of China, they all exist now.
For example, two people often fight, and one person is too yin-damaged and always uses dirty tricks and kicks the person in the crotch, which will also make the other person infertile.
This is the origin of today's eunuchs.
Xu Damao felt panicked when he heard this. He knew that Silly Zhu would often kick him.
The next day, Xu Damao secretly went to the hospital for a check-up.
Sure enough, he himself was infertile.
Xu Damao did not believe in evil and went to three or four hospitals. The results of all the examinations were the same.
Later, I went to countless doctors for treatment, but there was no improvement.
He thought that this would be the case for his whole life.
Until I heard an old Chinese medicine doctor said: If you can find tiger penis wine that is more than 30 years old, it will definitely cure him.
In 30 years, where would Xu Damao go to find him? He was desperate.
Until a few days ago, Yan Jiecheng smiled and gave Xu Damao a small bottle.
He said to him with a vulgar look: Hey, Brother Damao, good stuff. Let me tell you, this is imperial tiger whip wine that has been produced for more than 30 years. It is a rare and rare thing.
I would really be reluctant to give it to an ordinary person, but you are my Damao brother.
This stuff, solid bacon, nourishes the kidneys and replenishes essence. It's suitable for young people like you who just got married.
You should take it easy, whoever uses this thing knows.
Xu Damao later showed the old Chinese doctor some wine.
The old Chinese medicine doctor said excitedly: Finally, I have seen this miracle medicine.
Then, he looked at Xu Damao with a look of disgust and said, It would be a waste to use this magic medicine on your problem.
Asked Xu Damao if he could even it out a little, Xu Damao: Haha.
Thoughts flashed through his mind, Xu Damao rubbed his hands and looked at Lou Xiao'e with an evil smile.
He smiled and said, "Ezi, it's not broad daylight now."
As he spoke, he tore off his vest.
He also got under the quilt, making Lou Xiao'e laugh wildly.
After waiting for a while, the two people's breathing became obviously thicker, and the atmosphere became more *-*.
Lou Xiao'e even closed her eyes, her eyelashes flickering, which was very seductive.
Xu Damao had never seen such a scene.
Just when their lips were about to touch.
"Wow..."
Suddenly, there was a crash.
Xu Damao and Xu Damao were so frightened that they almost jumped up. The two sat up and turned to look. I saw that the glass in my house had been broken, and the ground was full of glass shards.
Seeing this, Xu Damao was still confused and cursed bitterly: "You are an old man who will never die."
It turned out that the deaf old lady in the back room waited and waited, but did not see Xu Damao and his wife showing respect to her. Until Xu Damao's family members dispersed, no one thought of her.
She was not only angry with Xu Damao, but also with Yi Zhonghai.
Everyone in the hospital knew that it was Yi Zhonghai who supported her. Now that the couple went to dinner and she was left alone, of course she was angry.
However, after all, they belong to the offensive and defensive alliance, so they can only take it out on Xu Damao.
Then he quietly ran to Xu Damao's house, listened to the corner, turned around and threw it out in time.
After smashing the glass, he ran away. Despite his small feet, he ran very fast.
Xu Damao got dressed and looked outside the house, but saw no one.
I cursed in my heart: The old guy can run fast.
"Da Mao, what's going on? Did you stab Lou Zi?"
Lou Xiao'e remembered Yan Jiecheng's words and asked quickly.
"It's okay, Ezi. The old guy from the back room just came over and smashed our glass."
"Why did she do this?" Lou Xiao'e knew that an old lady in her sixties lived in the back room.
But she couldn't figure out how someone with no grievances could smash the glass.
“This old guy, relying on his age, claims to be the ancestor of the courtyard.
If other people eat meat, they have to give her a share. If others don't give it to them, she will smash their windows.
We didn't give her any meat today, so we smashed the window of our house. "
Lou Xiao'e was furious. How could there be such a person? On the wedding night, the window was smashed by an old lady.
Unheard of and really irritating.
Fortunately, it's such a hot summer. If it were winter, I wouldn't freeze to death.
Xu Damao lowered the curtains, but he was afraid of blowing them open, so he pressed the edges of the curtains with something.
The two of them were naturally in a bad mood when their good deeds were interrupted.
Xu Damao comforted Lou Xiao'e for a while.
His hands moved dishonestly again.
The atmosphere made the two of them less worried.
The hot weather took some restraint.
After all, there is still a difference whether there are windows or not.
In summer, frogs chirp and cicadas chirp, and man and nature coexist harmoniously.
After a long time, Xu Damao... Lou Xiao'e.
