"Nonsense! What kind of relationship do we have? Who else can come between us and deserve my anger? Who? He has to deserve it! Tell me!"
Xin Wu thought it was ridiculous. How could the word "jealousy" appear in Wang Li's words?
You know, except for his size, there is no way Wang Li can surpass himself! who is he? Dangdang Xinwu! Taoist master! People who have met Confucius and Laozi! People who have been around for thousands of years!
"Well, then, let me tell you, it's—it's Zhou Shukang, the great beauty of Zhou!"
Wang Li got the "guarantee", and still half-uneasy, he slowly revealed his "dream man".
"Huh? Is it her? - Then - what did you do in the dream?"
Xin Wu's heart actually jumped a few times because he heard the words "Zhou Shukang", but soon, he suppressed this "thrilling" He sat down, pretending that nothing happened, and asked in a more relaxed tone, pretending not to care.
"What can we do?! Don't think wrongly! Haha, let me make it clear first! Even in my dream, remember, I will never forget the famous saying 'You must not bully your friend's wife'. Don’t take what others like, haha! You believe me!”
Wang Li's voice became louder, and he felt like he was swearing.
"Am I thinking something wrong? Did I say that? It's you who said that! Besides, there's no such thing as a 'wife' or not a 'wife'. We, now, are still students in school. Don't you think so? Isn't it too early? Without this foundation, you can't talk about 'friend's wife'. You don't dare to talk nonsense in front of outsiders! If Zhou Shukang heard it, she would think I am such a bad person! You must have some moral integrity!"
Xinwu's "debate" has been "on the right track", which is not the "steadiness" he thinks he is.
"Hey hey hey, I only said one thing. You said three words this time and you still said you are not angry. I think you are still angry. Don't deny it! You guy really has her in your heart! Haha, this feeling, I I feel that I have a responsibility to help you pass it on and let her know. Otherwise, this way, you can be considered as approved. When I dream about her next time, I will be a matchmaker for you. Old, okay? This is a good thing done by a good buddy! Hahahaha..."
Wang Li put his toes in the air in front of the moonlight, opened, closed, opened again, closed again... and put his "plan" into words, telling Xin Wu.
"Okay, I won't argue with you about this. Tell me, what were you doing in the dream?"
Xinwu will not forget the key points and continue to ask the key points.
"Hey, it's like this. In the dream, your beautiful lady Zhou was so sassy! When I was in the most embarrassing situation and closest to death, she was like a 'hero saving the beauty' - Oh, No, that's the opposite. Just like a 'beautiful hero', she appeared in time and took action. She rescued me when I was about to sink into the mud and die. Later, of course, I had to show Let’s talk about ‘The True Colors of a Hero’! I took the lead and went to see a huge skull with fire coming out of it in the middle of the pond. It was such a strange thing. I had to go see what was under the water, so I took the lead to see what happened. I just fell straight down - you can't imagine that the further you go down, the more it feels like you are entering 'space', but the direction is in the opposite direction, but the feeling is the same, there is also a feeling of weightlessness! I don't know what it is. What's going on? Later, your beautiful lady Zhou——"
Wang Li was speaking with great energy, but he kept saying "your great beauty Zhou" and "your great beauty Zhou", which made Xin Wu sound awkward, so he couldn't help but interrupt him in the middle and said:
"Don't say 'your great beauty Zhou', just say 'Zhou Shukang'. She has a name of only three words, but you have to say seven words, and you don't feel tired! Are you tired of talking?" I’m tired of listening to this! Alas!”
"Okay, Zhou Shukang - I don't know where, I brought a huge condor. The claws of this thing are quite powerful. It penetrated my collar and lifted it out. That's it. On the way out, something suddenly exploded underneath! So, I was blown out of my dream - that's it, I came back, in this safe and secure dormitory, and I even checked My lovely feet are so beautiful! Ten! All ten toes are there, not a few! Hahahaha... Come and see, do they look good? I didn’t realize that I could open my toes before. It's so wide open! Look, I'll put a sock on for you. Look - Huh? It fell off! Oh, these feet are stupid! Bro, my sock fell on your bed, help me throw it up. , thanks!”
While Wang Li was telling stories, he was "developing" the new function of his "toes". As a result, the performance was ruined the first time. He threw the socks right next to Xin Wu's head, and the perfumed smell The compound smell rushed up and almost made Xinwu faint!
"I'll go! You stinky socks, how many kilograms of perfume have you sprayed on? Where to throw them?"
Xin Wu stretched out two slender fingers in disgust, pinched the compound chemical smelling sock that had come "uninvited" from the "Heavenly King", stretched it out of the bed, and threw it back on the bed with all his strength. It can be regarded as a "repayment" of a "gift" - in turn, it is also thrown in the face of Wang Li, allowing him to stink his master!
"Good shot! Hey!"
Wang Li was not angry, but took a deep sniff with "self-appreciation", then balled it up, stuffed it under the pillow, and pressed it carefully.
It seems that he doesn't mind the smell of perfume on his smelly socks, but he also really enjoys it. Think about it, he puts it under his pillow when he sleeps, sleeping with this compound smell, which is really unbearable!
Although Xin Wu didn't see Wang Li's "little action", he already knew where Wang Li was accustomed to "collecting" socks, so he continued without mercy:
"Don't tell me that when you saw Zhou Shukang in your dream, you were not wearing socks."
Xin Wu asked a nonsensical question, but Wang Li took it seriously. Before answering, he touched his head carefully, sniffed, and thought about it for a long time before he answered:
"I was wearing shoes. In my dream, I saw 'Zhou Da' - no, when I saw Zhou Shukang, I had already sunk into the swamp with my socks and shoes, and they were covered with mud. No chance to show her if my perfume matches her."
"Eh! How disgusting! People spray perfume on their hair and stomach, but you only spray perfume on your socks. You don't know who will be your wife in the future, who will be able to tolerate you!"
Xinwu continued to "reveal the truth".
"Who said that, someone likes it! Xiaoyun likes it!"
