"'Killing'? Haha, Lord of Time, if I remember correctly, you are the person who 'kills' the most in the world. There is no 'one'."
The evil lord Jifu suddenly interrupted and hit the point.
you do not say! There is a saying, "The King of Hell wants you to die at the third watch, who dares to keep you until the fifth watch." Whether it is the "third watch" or the "fifth watch" here, isn't it all his "business scope"?
"I'm not 'killing', I'm just 'sending'."
Wuchu defended himself.
"Haha, if you didn't set up the 'third watch' and 'fifth watch', no one would be willing to die, and everyone would be 'long live'; then how could there be room for so many people in this world at the same time? ah!
Whether it's 'killing' or 'sending', it's just a 'means'.
On the good side, it ends his personal suffering and reduces the consumption of resources; on the bad side, it makes the good people you so-called "bias" and "promote" less time to enjoy the happiness in the world, and they have lived up to it in vain. Your kind words have made you feel lost, depressed and overwhelmed.
But the results are not the same? No one can escape the word 'death'! Do you think that if you change the word, you will feel better? Hahahaha... Ridiculous, ridiculous! "
Jifu has intensified its "entertainment" activities.
Wuchu deeply felt that the evil nature of this Jifu lies in:
He didn't care much about "killing people"; but when it came to "killing people's hearts", he seemed unwilling to let go of any opportunity to attack others' minds.
"Master! The Lord of Time is just like you. He's just here. Don't be so unlucky and 'kill' or 'die'! We want to stay here at night, but we don't dare to attract too many evil things, otherwise, I'm afraid our time master won't be able to close his eyes this night!"
On the surface, Yao Qiao was "making a fight", but she was also quietly "threatening" her.
Wuchu knew in his heart that he was going to "dance with the devil" here that night!
He made up his mind, there was nothing to be afraid of. Instead of being angry, he was happy. He smiled and replied in a cute way:
"Haha, it must be dark and the house is dark. It's time for this dark and evil thing to get up and go to work. Yao Qiao, oh, it's the 'Master of Evil' who has itchy hands and wants to show off his hands to all of us. That's understandable. This fits the environment and the atmosphere very well. Please start your performance! I’ll wait and see, don’t wait any longer!”
When Yao Qiao heard this, she seemed childish, so she had to smile awkwardly, bowed, stepped back, and replied:
"In front of the Lord of Time, Master, and Senior Brother, Yao Qiao dare not make any mistakes!"
"Okay, okay, everyone, today, I am the 'host', and all the faults for poor hospitality are my fault. I am here to apologize to you all. Now, I need the help of my junior sister to take care of the room. Clean it up, Master Beauty and Master Wuchu can rest for the night! Come on, follow me."
Dumu pulled Yaoqiao aside and helped her "step down".
"Okay! Senior brother, if there is anything I can do, just ask!"
Yao Qiao is also a "smart" person. When she heard this, she left her "voice" in front of Wu Chu and Ji Fu, but they had already fled.
"Master, Master of Time, please wait here for a moment while we clean up the guest room and come over immediately! The oil lamp has been placed on the table for you two. By the way, be careful not to hurt your hands. The glass of the lampshade is very thin. There is a gap on the side, and the damper is at the bottom. By twisting it, you can control the size of the flame and adjust the brightness. However, there is not much oil, so if I am sorry for you, you may have to use a 'small fire' for a while!"
After Dumu explained "fire safety", he left to clean up the guest room.
Only Mude and Jifu were left in front of the table supported by a thousand-year-old turtle shell and dog legs, which gave them some "alone" time.
"Time Lord, come to think of it, we are really destined! If I hadn't made a scene at Emperor Minghuang's place, I really wouldn't have had the honor to travel with you; we would even have to spend a good night together!"
With the help of the only oil lamp with a half-dead flame, Jifu looked at Mude's face. Almost no one could grasp this "perspective of death" where the light originated from the bottom up.
However, this one is no different. Under the lighting at such a tricky angle, the upward shadow of the Adam's apple drags out a shape like a hill. On the contrary, the mandible illuminated by the light has a ω-shaped chin. , also known as the beauty ditch, is more prominent, like the wings of a swan behind the black hill, making it even more charming.
On the other hand, it's not the case in Jifu. The usually deep-set eye sockets, silkworms, nostrils, and thin mandible as sharp as a bird's beak reflect all the shortcomings, making the "evil master"'s "evil temperament" ”, reaching a new height.
"'With you'? 'A good night'? Haha, Evil Lord, Evil Lord, could it be that it's dark today and you are also confused? If you can sleep peacefully in such a dark place, it is considered a good night; and naturally you are I won’t mind this kind of ‘darkness’. Maybe in your eyes, the darker the night, the more worthy it is of a ‘good night’! I disagree with this.”
Wuchu felt that Jifu's words were disgusting, and his answer to him was also full of disdain.
"Haha, Lord of Time, I said it was 'to spend a good night together', but where did you think you were? I'm afraid you failed to live up to my good intentions."
Jifu's speech at this time was like a "top card who just got the card from the brothel and came out to pick up the guests", full of coquettishness and charm.
"You? That's disgusting! I don't want to say another word to you, it will dirty my mouth."
Muchu was truly disgusted by this Jifu, but for the moment he was "straight" and had no way to resist. Apart from keeping silent and avoiding, he seemed to be unable to think of anything to "disgust" his words in return.
"Yeah, yeah! 'Disgusting'? You must have thought of something. Your majestic and upright gentleman said 'disgusting' on his lips, but secretly he likes it very much! Otherwise, why would you have such a big reaction? People I just said "good night", and I insulted you, the Lord of Time! It's my mouth that really deserves a slap! I'm sorry! I apologize to you, very seriously! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! My brother Wude! Okay. , do you want to call you brother? I don’t know which one of us is older, and I don’t dare to cling to you for fear that you will be unhappy.”
Jifu has some "means" and some "new topics":
"We can't spend a good night together, and I still can't complete this little thing of 'calling you brothers'?"
Everything about Xiao Jiujiu in Jifu's heart can be understood accurately by Wu De; however, this person is too evil. When chatting with such a person, it seems that there are "traps" everywhere, both inside and outside the words. , maybe there is something wrong with one of the sentences, and I got sucked into it.
Although, physically, Muchu is not worried about any real harm he will bring to himself;
However, when it comes to "wisdom" and "self-esteem", Wu Chu, as a real man, cannot bear it.
