Of course, as a closed disciple of the evil lord Jifu, if only Yao Qiao has learned some "evil arts", it would be an underestimation of Dumu's understanding.
Whether he is "picking up things" or coming to this "Fan Bu Dao Hall", Du Mu will "collide" some of the principles taught by Xin Wu with the evil lord Jifu, and "different fireworks" will be produced.
Dumu's "firework" is him, who has a unique hobby: smelling himself.
Back then, Taoist Master Xin Wu told him that a person is born with five senses and six senses: ears can hear, eyes can see, mouth can taste, nose can smell, and hands, feet, and limbs can feel. These are all proofs In this world, there are several dimensional data sets that a certain thing actually exists: when they are put together, in the mind, there will be a "complete and accurate" understanding.
However, he found that he was missing a link in "knowing himself": "smell".
Dumu once explained why he later developed this unique "hobby":
“A person who has lived with himself for a long time cannot help but try hard to find evidence that “he is still alive”.
If you could just see, hear, and touch, you would be so numb that there would be no special feeling at all!
Only when you can smell the "unique smell" emitted by your own gonad hormones can you vaguely recognize the familiar yet unfamiliar self.
This is the taste of a former lover who was obsessed with it!
Of course, it is a bit difficult to do this; but precisely because it is difficult, it is a rare experience.
Therefore, I want to 'understand' and 'recognize' myself more comprehensively! "
He has such a "hobby" for his apprentice. Whenever Jifu catches his special and awkward movements on special occasions, although outsiders would seem to angrily reprimand him as "extremely indecent", Jifu is different. He always raised his thumbs up, praised him in various ways, and commented with a smile:
"It's so tasteful! It's so evil! You kid, you are better than your master!"
After being praised by the master, this "sampling operation", which was originally a "private" and convenient "sampling operation" only performed on special occasions, became a special habit of Dumu.
Gradually, he "evolved" and "figured it out"! Starting in public, he still kept making small moves.
Whenever others see it, they cannot withstand scrutiny and association: Whoever thinks about it will vomit!
However, he doesn't care. The more this happens, the more attractive he is, and he has truly found his true self in "all directions and without blind spots"!
This kind of "confidence" was what he lacked before.
And those disciples and apprentices under him didn't understand why he often put his fingers under his nose to smell. They thought it was because his beard grew faster when he shaved, so they couldn't help but rub it "frequently" because it itched. Woolen cloth!
So, they followed suit. Whenever they had the opportunity to pretend to be serious, they would smell the second knuckle of their right index finger and put their thumb under their chin, looking "cool but not talkative".
Gradually, more and more people imitated his "little move", and it turned out to be a signature move for the male disciples of "Fanbu Daotang".
No, two evil-minded apprentices had just finished lunch with Master Jifu. The disciple in charge of reception came in and reported: There is a gentleman named "Wude" outside to see him.
"Wu Chu?"
Yao Qiao knows this "Wu Chu" very well. He has a strong relationship with his former master, Master Mu Yi, Taoist Master Xin Wu, and his ultimate control over everything here is at the highest level; now, he will If you come over suddenly, something "big will happen" must happen.
Besides, Xinwu was pissed off by Jifu just in the morning, and now that Wuchu has arrived, it is clear that he is here to "travel to Hushan again" for his "brothers".
"Master, you'd better not go see him directly first. Let Senior Brother Dumu and I go meet him first. When we can't figure it out, you can come forward again."
"Yeah! Qiao'er is still sensible!"
The two apprentices came to the "main hall" with the smallest slope. As soon as they saw Wu De, they quickly stepped forward to salute and said in unison:
"Yaoqiao\Dumu, I have met Mr. Wuchu!"
"Well, you two--oh! Where is your master? Why doesn't he come over?"
As soon as Wu Chu saw that two "little devils" were coming to see him, he had a premonition that part of his energy was going to be wasted, so he got to the point.
"Master is busy with something important. I have been specially asked to come and see Mr. Mude first. May I ask for your advice? Is there anything we can do to help?"
Yao Qiao asked respectfully.
"Call your master out, I can't talk to you two."
Dumu took a look and saw that Yao Qiao was frustrated, so she stepped forward and saluted and said:
"My master is busy at the moment and really can't leave. If you insist on waiting for him to finish his work and come to see him in person, I'm afraid it will delay your precious time."
"Haha, 'time'? You also know that my 'time' is precious?"
Wuchu couldn't help but want to laugh and asked.
Yao Qiao bumped Wu Chu and said softly: "I am the master of time, you are just playing tricks on the class!"
Only then did Dumu come back to his senses and suddenly became speechless, not knowing how to continue.
"The Lord of Time is here, we are rude! Is there anyone else in the world whose 'time' is not under your 'control'? Forgive us both for our ignorance!"
Yao Qiao is better at talking, so hurry up and fix the hole.
"So, you know what to do!"
Mude's tolerance for these two people has almost reached its "limit".
Not only out of contempt for "these two people betrayed the Tao Master and the Master of Magic and joined the evil master", but also out of contempt for "I have lowered myself to a lower level and talked so much 'nonsense' with them, and... Didn't get to the point" and got angry.
"Am I too well-educated and not domineering enough?"
Mude secretly wondered and reflected on his words and deeds, why they were ineffective and lacked momentum. They were not at all as domineering as a "Time Lord" should be!
"Please have some tea, we'll go fetch the master right away!"
Yao Qiao winked at Du Mu, feeling that if she didn't hide, she could already see the "flame" from Wu Chu's eyes!
"Run away!"
The two of them lowered their heads, retreated out of the house, and hurriedly ran to invite Ji Fu, which was regarded as the "little devil"'s wise exit.
When Jifu saw these two proud disciples coming back in despair so soon, they knew that they couldn't handle Wu Chu.
"Master! That Wu Chu only wants to see you and talk to you."
Yao Qiao saluted and reported, with a look of shame on her face.
"Oh! Forget it, you tried your best! Let me meet him as a teacher! By the way, based on your understanding of him, what are the hobbies and weaknesses of this 'Muchu'?"
Just as Jifu was about to stand up and take steps, he remembered the old saying: "Know yourself and your enemy, and you can fight a hundred battles without danger", so he stopped and asked.
