You in this 'other world' have really been brainwashed by this evil master and cannot listen to our advice.
Therefore, I am writing to you, hoping that you can send some normal logical concepts from the 'Hutou' period to the 'Minghuang Emperor'. Let us work together to save the people here!
Believe it or not, I, Xin Wu, am the 'Tao Master' now; and Wang Li is the 'Time Lord' Wu Chu. It is because of His power that you are reading this email.
Please be sure to recite the name of 'Emperor Minghuang' repeatedly after falling asleep tonight. In this way, we will reunite teachers and students again in the 'other world', and we will work together to benefit the people here. common people!
Thank you for reading!
Your student: Xinwu Wangli
Lost in the controlled realm of the interesting world.
Sincerely.
salute! "
"Emperor Minghuang! Emperor Minghuang?"
Mr. Tu checked the sender address of this email: "rpsuxqygqw@"
“What the hell is the address, there’s no website, you’re a liar!”
After a quick search, results for "worms" and the like were listed one after another.
"Hey! Really, I'm so old, but I still believe this kind of mindless scammer's email!"
With a slight movement of the mouse, Mr. Hu Tu pressed the "Delete" icon and the process was completed.
Although the email was deleted, the words "Minghuang Emperor" were still engraved in his mind. He searched the Internet again and found that it was also a place name, but it had to be separated:
The old name of "Minghuang" is "Min Huang". According to legend, it was jointly named by the Min and Huang families who settled here; and this "Great Emperor" is the "Temple Mountain Emperor" enshrined in this area.
"So, this 'Minghuang Emperor' should actually be the Temple Mountain Emperor who is enshrined in Minghuang. So if in this teasing letter, Xin Wu and Wang Li say that I am 'Minghuang Emperor', it should be It is right in the 'Temple Mountain Emperor' enshrined by Minghuang. However, there really is a 'Temple Mountain Emperor' here in our hometown! How could it be such a coincidence? How could these two boys know about our Huxi Province? , there is also a ‘Temple Mountain Emperor’ here in my hometown?”
Hu Tu Gong was thinking to himself while he was checking. Although he wanted to call Xin Wu and Wang Li immediately to verify whether there was such a "ridiculous" thing; but, on second thought, if he called If you say these "nonsense" and demented words on the phone, it will affect the children's essay writing; more importantly, it will affect the "tall image" of Mr. Hutu in the children's hearts!
After thinking about it, Mr. Tu, he still held back!
When he was awake, Mr. Hu Tu held it back; however, in his sleep, he "lost control".
"Emperor Minghuang, Emperor Minghuang..."
People are just so strange. The more they tell themselves "not to think about anything", the more they will "think about something".
In the dream, Hu Tu's "subconscious" projection onto Emperor Minghuang took advantage of the situation and succeeded!
Interesting world, controlled world, Minghuang Emperor's office.
Wang Li and Xin Wu came to Emperor Minghuang together and met the former assistant chef of Jiushi who was reporting here.
"Hello! Miss Jiushi! Oh, no, I'm the manager of 'Xinghuang' now! You're fine!"
Wang Li greeted her, but she didn't know Wang Li. She just felt offended by a "stranger" and was very angry and cursed:
"Who are you? Can anyone call me?"
"Oh! Wow! Officials have a bad temper, I understand! As for me, although you have never seen me, I have been in your 'Jiu Shi' for a long time! I watch you and the handsome guy busy every day , and those wonderful days with sunset on the lawn, in the creek, under the sunset, on the plank road, wow! How I envied you two! But why do you not miss him at all? ?”
Wang Li put on a "greasy" temperament that he had never seen before, describing the past of the former assistant chef of Jiushi.
"You? Have you been following me?"
Sure enough, such a detailed description really evoked so many unforgettable memories of the young lady.
Non-vegetation, ruthless Practice makes perfect?
When Xinwu saw that the young lady was still blushing and embarrassed, he knew: "Well, my conscience is still there."
"Then may I ask, little sister, what measures are you taking for the 'Xinghuang' that you are currently responsible for? I would like to inquire and see if there is any good news?"
Xinwu asked pretending to be "businesslike".
"Uncle, who are you? The only one who can hear my report is Emperor Minghuang. As for you, go wherever you want!"
The assistant girl looked "arrogant", held her neck high and pulled her jawline.
"What about me? I'm the Taoist Master, and my name is Xin Wu. Look, you care so much about your image. In order to make your jawline tight and charming, you don't hesitate to raise your eyes to the sky every day. No wonder you don't recognize me, haha! "
Xinwu has seen too many of the habitual movements of the "high-necked" young brothers and young ladies who love beauty; although their original intention is just to make the muscles of their face and jaw more tense, Having a clear jawline makes you look forever young; however, one of the biggest misunderstandings and illusions caused by this posture is:
"This man is too arrogant, he looks down on others!"
For the first time, the assistant lady knew that there were still people who could see through her "pretended pride", but she just wanted to make herself "beautiful". She couldn't help but put her head down and stared at Xinwu.
"Actually, this uncle is quite good-looking! Although he is not as tall as that unreasonable guy, he is still quite tall! He must be at least 184! With his hair, I am afraid he will be 186!"
The assistant girl unconsciously began to be attracted by this attractive "mature man" face that caught her eye.
Although the chef is also very handsome, compared to him, he lacks a lot of maturity and is always so unsafe.
All these psychological activities were silently digested by the assistant lady in her heart; only when she looked at Xin Wu's eyes, the pupils of her eyes suddenly became larger and smaller, could it be seen that in just a few seconds of gaze, , how confused she must be!
"But, shouldn't your one-step skirt be longer? Those strong calves! It's better not to come out to see people!"
This guy Wang Li looked at this young lady from top to bottom, looking for an attack point. Finally, he finally found it on her legs with "bumpy" muscle calves that she had trained through years of hard work. "Breakthrough".
"You gangster, get out of here!"
