Under the "three consecutive attacks", the psychological defense of the thin beggar, the owner of the fish shop, was completely defeated. The most unacceptable thing for him was the fact of "aging prematurely".
"I, I can tell them, but I'm not sure whether they will listen."
The fish shop owner finally softened and was ready to accept this "task".
"Okay, you go ahead and tell me how much you can take away; take as much as you want. Time is limited, and our 'time window' only has that little time. The fungi are already ripe. If they are overripe or spoiled, it will be too late." Come on. Hurry!"
Yupi Laosan did not enter the park, but asked Ah Quan to inform Haizi to drive the longest shuttle bus in the amusement park.
"Then, if I let go, you can't run away! Taoist master, come in, sit here with me, and hold him for me."
Ah Quan was worried, so when he got off the car, he asked Xin Wu outside the car to replace him and get in.
"It's okay, I locked the front door."
Yupi Lao San said to Ah Quan,
"Go quickly! We'll be waiting for you and your car at the gate outside the park."
"Okay!"
Ah Quan's figure quickly disappeared in front, and Yupi Laosan backed the car out again and came to "that land", which belonged to the largest beggar gang of the "Second Su Tuan", to look for the belongings of Cong Ma Those beggars who immigrated from China.
The smell of cooked mushrooms is so strong that it can even come here. Those beggars who are always hungry and whose noses have become sharper than dogs, how can they not smell it?
Many of them could no longer sit still or lie down. They had already stood up, facing the direction of the scent, closed their eyes, and sucked in the "delicious food from the sky."
When Yupi Laosan's car stopped in front of them, the group was startled by the sound of "braking". When they opened their eyes, they didn't expect that the person sitting in the car was none other than their boss - the "Second Sutuan" Beggar. Gang leader, fish shop owner, skinny beggar.
"Boss? Why did you get into the nobles' car? Wow! Has your group membership been approved?"
There was a young beggar who pretended to be a "lame" and came over with a stick. He didn't believe his own eyes, stared at the "boss" eyes with envy, drooled and asked.
"We are going home! Go back to the country!"
The young beggar couldn't believe his eyes anymore. He jumped back a big step as if he had been "scalded". The stick that used to be a "lame" was about to become a "pole vault" pole. , thrust it violently, sped up and backed away, muttering:
"Boss, are you crazy? What nonsense are you talking about!"
Yupi Lao San opened the car door, and the fish shop owner got out of the car and began to face the group of people, speaking seriously and seriously:
"Listen, my dear brothers and sisters! Stand up and follow me. We are going home! Go back to the country! Go back to the place where we can live upright and like real people. ! There are our old friends, old houses, and our own ocean and world! Thank you, Taoist Master, for coming here in person and opening the fastest way for us to return to our country."
"What passage?"
"That's it, the mushroom mountain is ripe! Let's set off. As long as each of us takes a bite, we can return to the country immediately! We are waiting for one day in our dreams, haven't we waited too long? Today, The time has come! Hurry! In a little while, when it’s overcooked, the passage will be closed!”
The fish shop owner pointed in the direction of Fungus Mountain and pointed out to everyone: a bright road!
"You want to leave, you go, I won't leave anyway."
"I'm not leaving either."
There were a few "stubborn" beggars who gave up such an opportunity and sat back in their "stalls", sitting and lying down when they needed to, looking as sloppy as ever.
"You see? I said, there will be some people who are unwilling to leave. They have invested too much here and they are reluctant to part with it!"
The fish shop owner spread his hands towards Yupi Laosan, saying that he was "powerless".
"You! You losers! You'd rather be trash than a human being!"
Yupi Lao San became a little angry and started bombarding:
"Do you like this feeling of being a beggar forever? Are you willing to be looked down upon by others every day? Don't you want to set a good example for your children and future generations? Do you know that in order to let others Can you go back? How much have our Haixiaolou, the future master of Kuai, suffered here? How much suffering have you endured? I have been waiting here just to take you, all the citizens of Kuai, without even one of them landing. Go back! You only know yourselves and your little selfishness and self-interest. You have no idea how much someone has paid for you! You are so disappointing!"
When this group of people heard this, some began to feel ashamed; others were still stubborn and did not want to listen, so they covered their ears and hid away.
"You guys stand back and let me try."
Zhou Shukang, who was sitting in the car, listened for a long time and found that although this group of beggars appeared to be very negative and even rogue on the surface, when they smelled the delicious food of the "fungus mountain", the expressions on their faces changed. The expressions are all sincere "love".
"Are you all hungry? There, the mushrooms are cooked and you can have a full meal! You will never be so hungry again and compete with dogs for food every day. No matter whether you can come back or not, at least eat first Isn't it good to have a full meal? If you don't want to leave after you're full, we won't stop you if you come back. Just go to a full place and have a big meal. Maybe in the next ten years, you won't There will be such an opportunity to have a good meal again, don't you want to give it a try? Besides, there are cars to pick you up and drop you off, so you don't have to walk! Look! The car to pick you up and drop off is here!"
As the master of the technique, Zhou Shukang knew all too well that these group of people had forced themselves to "carry" their "levels" in the second group of "sound, clothing, and health" in a counterproductive way, but their Their minds and hobbies are still stubbornly locked in the first element of "sex, food and security". As long as they enjoy "sex, food and security", they will feel at ease all over.
Therefore, as long as they are sent to the mushroom mountain, nothing is impossible.
Zhou Shukang waved his hand, and behind him, two buses driven by Ah Quan and Hai Xiaolou had arrived at the entrance of the garden and parked steadily behind Yupi Laosan's car.
"Let's go! Let's enjoy the feast that belongs to the citizens of the country!"
The fish shop owner directed the direction, and a group of people responded and began to get on the bus one after another.
"I'm not from the country, can I still go and eat?"
At this time, several beggars from other countries, whose bellies were so hungry that their ribs were visible, asked anxiously.
"Yes! Of course! Welcome! Please follow them to the car!"
Yupi Lao San makes decisions for Hai Xiaolou.
He knew that this "group effect" would soon attract all the beggars and smokers.
