From the bottom of his heart, Xin Wu felt that this Jifu's "Road Technique" was very evil. He really couldn't control any of his lifeblood for a while, so he just kept "playing Tai Chi" with him.
You know, this Jifu doesn't have any killing moves on the surface, but it will bite him back from time to time when he's not paying attention.
Therefore, Xin Wu kept this comment in his heart silently and did not say it out loud.
"Master Taoist, you see, 'It's better to choose a day than to hit it.' Today, I happened to have some fresh salmon here. At noon, don't go anywhere, just stay here for a light meal! I'll give it to you I've been cooking and sashimi myself. I've been studying it for a few days. I feel like I can still see people. Brother, just leave it for me to eat together and help me appreciate my craftsmanship. Okay? Please give me this. Face!"
The most severe "expulsion order" was issued. Xin Wu knew that there was no point in staying any longer, so he had to stand up and said:
"No need! Just take care of yourself!"
He strode away from "Fan Bu Tao Hall".
"Ouch! What's wrong? You're just saying this, I kindly asked you to stay for dinner, but if you leave right now, it's too disrespectful to my little brother! Oh, I'm dishonest. Next time, I'll set up a special I'm going to send you an invitation to the banquet, and I'm here to invite you! Taoist master, where is your door open? You are free, so you have to leave me an address! I will pay you a special visit some other day! Look, look, you should walk slowly! Goodbye, goodbye! Come again next time! I accepted the door today, please come often in the future, come often————!”
Jifu trotted all the way, like a "follower", pestering him and saying small things along the way, and "sent" Xinwu out of the "Fan Bu Dao Hall" along the way. Looking at Xinwu's walking back, he revealed smiled proudly.
"Bah! What kind of 'justice' do I need you to tell me! Go and eat shit! And treat you to 'salmon'? I'll treat you to a fart! Sangmenxing! Bah! Dirty my door!" Dumu, hurry up, sweep and mop this place where your master has stepped and sat on it three times! Sprinkle some flowers to remove bad luck!"
"Yes, master!"
Ji Mu, who followed him, kept nodding his head in agreement, and then arranged for his disciples to get busy.
"Hey! Did you hit a wall? You're not in a good mood!"
Xinwu was walking on the road angrily, when suddenly he was blocked by a tall and strong guy in front of him, and he was teased.
"It's your boy! I've been looking for you for a long time!"
Xin Wu felt happy when he heard the voice. He looked up and saw that if this wasn't Wang Li, who else could it be? !
So, first a "love hammer" was hammered out "hardly", and then "gently" landed on Wang Li's pectoralis major, which had developed a certain elasticity, and bounced back without any pain.
"I waited for you at Jiu Shi for a long time. I waited until the place was closed and I couldn't find you. Then I heard that you were coming to the 'Fan Bu Dao Hall', so I knew that you would be very angry, so I rushed over and asked you Really, I just blocked you in the middle of the road! How come, this coward is very crooked, isn't it?!"
Wang Li talked about this period of time very relaxedly, covering up his anxiety that he had actually been waiting for for a long time.
"Yeah! It's not just 'crooked', it's really 'crooked'!"
Xinwu looked frustrated.
"Haha, don't blame others! Who are they? The evil master! Accurate positioning and stable execution are signs of 'dedication'! Isn't there a saying that says: 'What about a person, if he only does one thing? Good deeds are very easy; what is difficult is to only do good deeds in one's life'; conversely, when applied to this Jifu, it is: 'as for a person, if one only does one bad thing, it is easy; what is difficult is to do only bad deeds in one's life'. He It’s not easy to persist until now! Haha!”
Wang Li's explanation is even more "crooked" than "Jifu"!
"You're such a bad coward, I know you won't spit out any 'ivory' from your mouth!"
Xin Wu was amused by Wang Li and started to tease him.
"Wow! You said I was a 'dog', but you have also become 'crooked'! Really, after meeting the 'evil' master, my stamina is too great, and I can't get over it for a while, haha! "
Wang Li pretended to "retaliate" and punched Xin Wu, which was considered a "tie" between the two brothers.
"Okay, okay! Now, I have something important to tell you. Don't worry about Jifu and Emperor Minghuang for now."
After the two brothers finished their banter, Wang Li started talking about business:
"What's up?"
Xin Wu stopped smiling and asked seriously.
"About Jiu Shi, do you remember the old master chef and his female assistant?"
It seems that Wang Li has been waiting for Xinwu in Jiushi for long enough, and has begun to get involved in the affairs of other young lovers.
"Yeah, I know. What's wrong?"
Xin Wu was a little curious, Wang Liping didn't seem like a person who loved "gossip"!
"I also always thought that the female assistant really loved the master! Last time, they won an award and placed all the prizes in front of the main hall, which is the Mosquito Mountain, you know. Right on the couplet. The front center position.
What a pair!
However, your apprentice named 'Du Mu' persuaded her in private and made her completely lose confidence in whether the chef still had a future, and then went to work for the 'Minghuang Emperor'. Xinghuang' let her take care of it. The master was so angry that he went to fight with Dumu. The result was that he was completely kicked out of Xinghuang. Now, there is no place for him here anymore!
Next, it’s even more outrageous: It turns out that the beautiful “food taster” who is responsible for reviewing all the restaurants in this area is sour. She and this female assistant have always been very close “best friends”! Who knows, at this time, the female assistant shared all the secrets with her, but when she was given a chance, she turned around and 'captured' the master!
You know! Now, they are a young couple and have successfully immigrated and been upgraded to the 'Second Group'! "
"Um, so? What's the 'important thing' you said?"
After talking for so long, Xinwu still didn't understand that besides being a fresh "gossip" love triangle, what else could be considered an "important" part, so he couldn't help but ask further.
"Here comes the 'point'! Who do you think this sour one is?"
"Ah? Didn't you say she is the 'taster' here?"
Xin Wu was confused.
"She is Gong Xiaotao from our Apple Club! When she came here, Gong Xiaotao devoted herself to being a food taster. On the surface, she maintained a particularly 'good' relationship with everyone. Everyone trusted her. Although she is a close sister, she is the only one who knows best. All these first-line information are collected, transmitted and reported to the 'Minghuang Emperor' by her. Everyone thinks of her good things, but they don't know. Behind the scenes, the one who 'sold' everyone was the seemingly harmless beauty Gong Xiaotao!
This is not the most outrageous thing. You must not have guessed, who is that 'Minghuang Emperor' who joined this world? "
As Wang Li talked, his body seemed to be trembling.
"Ah? Then, who is he?
