"Awesome! Awesome! Let's go and try your craft!"
Zhou Shukang casually broke off two branches from the roadside and made two pairs of chopsticks. He handed one pair to Xin Wu and then "opened and closed" to test the linear fit and said.
"Wait, I want to go back and call that group of people over. Together, they haven't had a full meal for a long time, and they said they can only eat the remaining meat on the bones in the dog's mouth. Since this 'dish' is so It’s big, it should be enough to keep them entertained.”
Xinwu stopped and thought about the group of "people who need his help."
"Well, okay! I'll go with you! This journey is too boring. If you go back alone, I'm afraid you'll be bored."
Zhou Shukang also gave up the urge to "eat immediately" and decided to return with him.
"Okay! Or, you can get some kind of transportation so that we can go faster?"
Xin Wu is a bit "bengali", but actually he has confidence in her.
As long as he dared to think, there was basically nothing she couldn't do.
"Ha! Yes, here comes a motorcycle! Wait!"
Beauty Zhou took out the magical wooden hairpin from the root of her hair and waved it in the air. After a while, a powerful "motorcycle" was placed in front of the two of them.
“Safety first, don’t forget your helmet!”
Zhou Shukang got on the horse first and asked Xin Wu to sit behind her, but this "Mr. Perfect" once again asked for a "safety helmet."
"Okay, okay! Arrange it! I'll give you a... green one, haha!"
The helmet painted by Zhou Damei is very "mecha" style, with smooth lines and bright colors. She made a red one for herself, and the one she wore specially for Xin Wu was painted with the ecology of "Green Grassland" "green".
"You? I obey you! Let green be green. It's safe anyway. It's dark now and you can't see green or red clearly. Besides, not many people know me. What should I be afraid of? Let's go. !”
Xin Wu fastened his "green" safety helmet carefully and kept talking while trying to find his balance.
"Hold tight! It's time to move!"
Zhou Shukang's activation was very rapid, which caused Xin Wu's upper body to almost be pulled to the unbalanced point of "leaning back". He quickly put his hands around Zhou Shukang's waist, and his whole body and face tightened. Once it's attached, it's like a "one-piece capsule" that no one can pull off.
"Don't tell me, the feeling of sticking is quite... good!"
The secret joy in Xin Wu's heart has long overshadowed the "thrilling" feeling of almost being thrown out of the back seat just now.
Zhou Shukang, on the other hand, silently glanced down quickly, then quickly rose up, staring straight ahead. Although his ears were red, his face still maintained an expression of "indifferent and indifferent". "The "iceberg" expression.
Only her helmet could feel the melting temperature outside this "iceberg".
"Relax a little!"
"Ah! Drive slower, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold you tightly and I'll fall!"
I don’t know where Xinwu came from, but he suddenly learned to "act like a spoiled child".
"You're strangling me so hard that I can't let go! Relax your grip!"
Zhou Shukang raised his voice again and said.
"Wow! How could you say such cold words in your 37-degree mouth! How could I want to break your heart? It's just that you drove too fast, I was about to fall!"
Xinwu's "fairy" words also increased more and more. Not only did the strength in his hands disappear, but his arms overlapped more! He was almost hugging his arms happily, enjoying the wonderful feeling of having this "beautiful thing" in his arms.
"You're not letting go, are you! I'm going to throw you down! Are you going to leave on your own?"
Zhou Shukang deliberately slowed down and then accelerated violently, which caught Xin Wu off guard. He couldn't help but scream: "Ouch!"
This exaggerated and strange cry of "Ouch, ouch, ouch" caused Zhou Shukang to laugh until his stomach opened and shrank. He then buckled the anti-collision ring at the rear of the car, as if someone had tied him behind his back, but he didn't dare to let go.
Soon, they returned to the place where the owners of Shouzi's fish shop had set up their stalls, and parked the car in front of Shouzi. Zhou Shukang got out of the car, took off his helmet, and said:
"Oh! Get up quickly! We found a place with a lot of food. Get up quickly and follow us!"
The owner of Shouzi Fish Shop never thought that they would come back, so he slowly stood up and asked:
"Where is it? What kind of food is it?"
"That! Over there, there is a king oyster mushroom as big as a 'mountain'. My friend, yes, your friend too, he, Taoist Master Xinwu, has made it into a delicious meal, enough for you guys. Everyone, have a full meal - well, maybe more than one meal, but if it can be stored well, I think it will be enough for a lifetime! In short, this opportunity is really rare, don't miss it! We are specially Come back and find you something to eat!”
"Pleurotus eryngii mountain? Is there a lot of butter hanging on the rock wall? Is there butter cream on top? Is it burnt with charcoal underneath?"
What the thin man described was correct at all. It seemed that they were not unaware of the fact that there was such a "miracle mountain" there.
"That's right! There was no butter, cream or fire in the beginning. It was only after Xinwu thought about it that it became like that. It is obviously for you that such a miracle happened!"
Zhou Shukang went on to describe.
"Thank you for your kindness! We can't go there, and we can't eat that food."
The thin man sat back down and closed his eyes, seemingly not interested at all.
"Why? It's so delicious. We all smelled it. We almost went to eat it. It's just for you and thinking of you that we came back specially. How could you say this? Is there something wrong with this mountain? "
Zhou Shukang refused to give up and kept asking.
"That thing is a test of our will. As long as we take one bite, we will be sent back to the 'First Vegetarian Group'. Then all our years of hard work will be in vain! You two haven't eaten it yet, right? I advise you not to eat it, otherwise, you will go back and have it all over again!"
The thin man told the secret of this "mushroom mountain".
"The cream, butter on top, and the fire below are all illusions: only when the Taoist master comes, can this fantasy become true; but even if the Taoist master eats such a 'mushroom' himself , will also be sent back to the 'First Element Group' to repair it again."
The owner of the thin fish shop made Xinwu look confused and disappointed.
Zhou Shukang still refused to give up and said: "What about me? I am the master of the technique. If I come to take a bite, will I retreat?"
"You can try this; or, with Taoist help, you two can break this rule by eating together."
The owner of Shouzi Fish Shop scanned the two of them for a long time, looking at this, then that, and then added.
