"Who are you? Are you going to fall from the sky?"
Although Wang Chang was young, his courage was not inferior to ordinary people. When faced with the two "uninvited guests" who suddenly appeared in front of him, his first reaction was to stand between the injured Yang Zhen and them, and opened his arms to protect his brother. .
"Haha, kid, I'm your sister-in-law! This is your eldest aunt. It's not easy for you to know how to care for others at such a young age. Well, as long as you call me 'Hello, grandma', I will How about I help you heal your brother's injury, get your horse back to you, and let you go?"
On the green team, the "little aunt" with her hands and sleeves closed told Wang Chang the conditions loudly and teased him.
"Don't hurt my brother! Find me if something happens!"
Yang Zhen struggled to sit up, pulled Wang Chang back into his arms, forced out a smile, struggled for a while, and said loudly: "Since you like to listen, I'll call you two." It doesn't matter if you are a 'milk', but I'm afraid that your age will increase and you will not be far away from death, which is very unlucky. Please forgive me for not calling you."
"Sister, this guy talks so strangely! Can you understand what he is talking about?"
The girl in the green group smoothed her hair, which was blowing in the wind, from her cheeks. She tilted her head and asked the girl in the red group a question.
"The older one said that it's not that he refuses to call, but that he's afraid that if he calls us 'grandma', we'll both be close to death!"
The red ball girl's explanation obviously missed the point, which angered the green ball. She waved her right sleeve and shot a green bamboo sleeve arrow from it. With a whoosh, it shot straight towards the Yang Zhenmian Gate.
"Stay here!"
Yang Zhen pushed Wang Chang's head down, lowered his head and closed his eyes, preparing to withstand the sneak attack of the sleeve arrow.
In this flash of lightning, following the male voice of "Hold on," a soybean arrived out of thin air, just in time to deflect the sleeve arrow, and with this force, the soybean bounced back into the owner's hand. Dumped in high school again and fell into his mouth.
This young man, who was eating a handful of soybeans and had a lazy look on his face, fell from the sky at this special time. He was dressed in loose green clothes and his voice was very clear, covering his face. His bamboo straw hat showed through, and just by listening to the voice, one could guess that he must have good looks, otherwise he would be unworthy of such a God-given voice.
"Haha, you're here too! So, Yangguan is also nearby?"
When the red-tuan girl saw this young man who was munching soybeans calmly, he looked like an old acquaintance.
"Yes, I'm here too, Jiaoyue, do you hate us brothers so much? Haha! This time, don't try to get rid of us again."
What said this was the voice of another alto-pitched man. In a whirlwind appearance, he was dressed in white and followed closely like a rainy day. He also flashed and settled in front of everyone.
"It's not that my sister hates you two, it's Shan who hates you! It's strange, why are you so ignorant of yourself? Yang Guan."
The green girl angrily yelled at the alto man, but he was not angry at all. He cupped his fists at the green girl and said, "The crescent moon has passed and returned to full circle, and Yao Qiao's loss has turned to gain. We meet in the mountains and rivers. How can brothers walk alone? Yao Qiao girl, Let’s meet again!”
"Dumu! Yangguan! Do you two have no sense of existence if you don't confront us?"
The green girl was still angry that her launch had been interrupted just now, and she asked the green and white brothers bitterly.
The man in white didn't wear a straw hat, and he was well-dressed. There was nothing faulty about him, and he always looked pleasant. He calmly turned to the red group girl and saluted and said: "Jiaoyue, my two brothers have chased you all the way here just to stop you from going your own way. We are afraid of hurting more innocent people! Look, these two brothers , brothers and sisters, how harmonious they are, but you insist on hurting them, we both couldn’t stand it any longer, so we had no choice but to take action, I hope you can understand our painstaking efforts."
The man in green threw another soybean, and it fell accurately into his mouth. While he was looking up, the straw hat flipped up and down, just in time with the trajectory of the soybean being thrown up and falling, and his profile was right there. In an instant, a perfect curve was revealed.
"He's really handsome!"
Wang Chang's head had already poked out of Yang Zhen's chest, and he carefully looked at the strange behavior of the two men and women in front of him. He had already put aside the adventures of his brothers and watched the good show.
It was when he heard the first voice that he felt that this clear voice must be matched with a handsome face.
Until now, everything has been going as planned and wonderful, except——- a strange sound came from the lower garments of this handsome man in green, followed by a stench that surged and spread. , all Wang Chang's good impressions of this man named "Dumu", including the favor of saving his brother's life, were completely repelled by this powerful "chemical attack".
"Hate! Dumu! How many times have I told you! When you are walking around the world, can you eat less fried soybeans? Or you can eat something else! It's amazing that you can meet my sister like this! She can like you! "
Yao Qiao, the girl in the green group, made the strongest protest. She covered her nose with her sleeve, pulled the girl in the red group, and withdrew a few feet away before she finished speaking.
"Hahahahahaha..."
Dumu laughed so hard that he couldn't keep his straw hat on. He even took off his straw hat and slapped the two girls hard again and again in the direction where the two girls were hiding. He said: "The fart is the breath of a human body. As the old saying goes: 'Human life' "One breath," so, I don't have anything to offer, I can only give you this personal breath, so that you can live better! Hahahahahaha..."
"Okay, okay! You are too outrageous! Get away!"
It was obviously Dumu who was doing bad things, but Yang Guan was embarrassed and his face turned red. It was obvious that the joke of "bringing the family's ugliness to the public" had gone too far, leaving him, the elder brother, with nowhere to save his face.
"Haha! You should keep this anger to yourself! I think we should sew your mouth shut so that you can't eat anything, so that you can survive!"
The girl in the red group, Jiao Yue, was also unambiguous. On the premise of retreating so far, following these words, a silver needle pierced the smelly air, and went against the direction, towards Du Mu's head. The body formed an arc and flew over at high speed.
It's too late, but it's too late: Yang Guan watched the silver crescent moon needle array flying towards him, and when it was less than half a meter away from Dumu's laughing mouth, his right sleeve of his white clothes flicked. Turning, it had already made a full circle, and in this gust of wind, another airflow was stirred up laterally, breaking through the original airflow trajectory, and knocking down all the silver needles to the ground, leaving no trace behind.
"Jiaoyue, you've already had your fun! It's just a little smelly, and it'll be gone in a while. I'll ask Dumu to apologize to you!"
When the crisis was over, Dumu closed his big mouth and smiled. A gust of cold wind blew by, and his scalp was numb. Then he felt a little scared. The straw hat in his hand that was used as a fan also stopped fanning and pressed it against his chest. Doing unconscious blocking defense.
