"That's right! Everyone knows the benefits: 'If there is no profit, you won't be able to do it early'. This help cannot be in vain. If I shout, you will all be discovered! Haha!"
Wang Li was still talking about the conditions with half-hearted thoughts, which made Xin Wu so angry that he really wanted to beat him up. But he had no choice but to compare his body shape at this time. His disadvantage was too obvious. Since he couldn't beat him, he had to be patient. Come on, talk some sense.
"I can take you back, Li'er. Let's go back to the dormitory, back to our 21st century, 'Venus Gold, Eva', remember? That exchange student with blond hair, she is there, I will help you chase her. How about this 'benefits' for him?"
"Venus Gold... Eva... Blonde Hair, I'm a little impressed!"
Wang Li's slender fingers went up the bridge of his nose and pinched the nose pads of his glasses. He rubbed the bridge of his nose up and down twice, and pressed the yintang above his eyebrows. He closed his eyes and tried to remember, his skin was being picked at. Next, as if the "eyes in the sky" had really been opened, the memory of "Eva" was finally brought out from the hippocampus by neurons.
"Yes, I remember, Apple Club, Eva! Xinwu, are you Xinwu? Why are you so young?"
Opening his eyes again, Wang Li finally successfully connected with that life. He looked at Xin Wu, a young man dressed as a foreigner, with doubt, and carefully observed his facial features for a while. Finally, from the round face that still had fat on it, I found a bit of Xin Wu.
As he said this, Wang Li hugged Xinwu and "lifted him high", feeling very excited.
"Don't make trouble, don't make trouble! Put me down quickly. We have to do business first!"
Compared with Wang Li at this time, Xin Wu was too weak. Even the voice he called was a child's voice before his voice changed, which made Wang Li laugh even more. After laughing enough, Xin Wu I gently lowered it back to the ground.
"Everyone, be quiet, be quiet! Shibaoshan is in danger now. The Tatars have all gone out to chase him. We must find a way. Some of us will go back to the well first; the other will go to save Shibaoshan. Let's divide the work. Bar!"
Everyone was also very obedient. They stopped cheering and listened quietly to Xinwu's arrangements and suggestions.
"Huodun and I will go together to save Shibaoshan; Kangluoshan, you and Wang Li will go and stir up the meeting place to make the crowd chaotic. Then you two will take advantage of the chaos and run to the drying room where the entrance of the well is. The group of people, led by He Yixi, followed the cave we came from and went back to the well. When we went up, we took the ladder just like we did when we took the lamp underground, and paid attention to safety. Is everyone clear? ?”
"clear!"
"After you two rescued Shi Baoshan, why did you come back to join us? What if you can't run away? Otherwise, I can go with you. I'm familiar with this place! I won't drill holes!"
Gao Chedang raised an objection. Xin Wu looked at his height and said, "You'd better go up to the cave with them. It's more convenient to have you on the ladder. Why don't you let Jinzang lead the way for us? It's small, so you can hide in case of an emergency. 'Little girl', okay?"
Kinzo was angry when Xinwu followed Tatarita's example and called him "little girl", but now it was more important to escape, so he could only reply in a muttered voice: "Okay, okay, don't call me 'little girl', I'm a man!" "
"Haha, okay, you are a man, a man! Can I call you 'King Kong'! Haha!"
When Huo Dun saw that Jin Zang was fair and fair and wearing a beautiful purple silk skirt made for him by Tatar, he solemnly emphasized that he was a "man", laughed so hard, and then made fun of Jin Zang.
"Don't laugh. My name is 'Kinzo', not 'King Kong'. I'm not that vicious!"
Jin Zang grabbed Huodun's red hair and continued, "If you call me 'King Kong' again, I will call you 'Red-haired Monster!'! See if I don't accept you!"
"Okay! Okay! It's time, stop making trouble, let go, Jinzo; you, Huo Dun, don't call others names, now we are a team, we must unite, understand? Okay? , now, if there is no problem, let’s start taking action!”
Xin Wu had no choice but to pull the two of them apart, explain the "principle" seriously, scanned everyone's faces, and confirmed that everyone nodded. Then he felt relieved and said: "Let's go!"
Three groups of people, divided into three directions, acted at the same time.
The first to go out were the tallest Wang Li and the fattest Kang Luoshan.
Although Wang Li looked particularly tall among the children, once he went out and walked into the crowd celebrating the festival, he was immediately "overwhelmed", let alone Kang Luoshan, who was as tall as the children here.
"Tell me, how can we make them all mess up?"
Wang Li accepted the task of "making trouble" and began to think about how to make this place as chaotic as possible.
"Is there a 'hornet's nest' or something like that around here?"
He asked Kang Luoshan, which was the right question.
"Yes, there is a big hornet's nest on the old elm tree behind the barracks! However, it is too high to reach, and what should I use to poke it! If they don't run into the venue, what will happen? manage?"
Kangluoshan had long heard from people here that in the country of the giants in Portugal, wasps were not vegetarians. Although there were countless grapes, these wasps preferred to eat freshly slaughtered beef and mutton. At the meat stalls here, there will be a "broom" made of donkey tail, specially used to drive away these wasps that like to suck the meat juice.
"It doesn't matter, just pluck the hornet's nest and leave it to me. You can find the fresh meat. After you find it, spread it around the venue so that the crowd and everyone in every place can be affected. It affects you, can you do it? After that, I will wait for you under the old elm tree, and we will go together again. Okay? "
Wang Li relied on his height advantage, so he shouldered the responsibility of "poking" a hornet's nest.
Kang Luoshan brought Wang Li to the huge old elm tree with a hornet's nest and pointed out the location.
This ancient elm tree looks like it's hundreds of years old. The shape of the tree has been twisted and twisted by the wind, like a struggling old dragon, supporting a prosperous tree with oily elm leaves and wisps of saw teeth. The edges of the arc-shaped leaves are sometimes blown up by the wind, and one side is completely green; the other side is completely white, and the white side is covered with caterpillars. There is nothing wrong with it on the front, but once it is blown over by the wind , the black head covered with densely packed caterpillars, coupled with the gray and white body, covered with hair, but not cute at all, the kind that makes people's scalp go numb all of a sudden, and the look of trypophobia.
"Well, it will take me a while to find and scatter the meat. Give me about twenty minutes, and then you can start!"
Kang Luoshan ran to the kitchen where the festival feast was being served. When the chef wasn't paying attention, he poured a whole basin of freshly cut meat into his clothes and tied it up at the waist. It was like a big, round body. The pockets were full to the waist and belly, making the already fat body look even fatter.
Just between the thighs of the crowd, every ten steps Kang Luoshan took, he would throw a piece of fresh meat on the table or on the ground in the middle of the crowd; just like this, he was throwing it while drilling, and he estimated that after throwing it all, it would be almost twenty In a matter of minutes, he circled back to where he came from, rearranged his clothes, and pulled the hem of the clothes in his belt. The grease inside made the clothes smell of beef and mutton oil, but he also I couldn't care less and rushed straight to the old elm tree.