"Tell me, why do you have to go back? Is there a beauty named Zhou who is 'tempting' you again this time?"
Wang Li supported the bed frame with both hands and built a "human flesh canopy" for Xin Wu. The blocked moonlight just gave the outline of his body and carefully outlined the light lines, making him look a little thinner.
"I——I'm going to 'let the water' go first, and I'll tell you when I get back!"
The "pergola" was dismantled in a second. Xin Wu tightened his pants with one hand, "roughly" opened one of Wang Li's arms with the other, quickly put on his slippers and rushed out.
Seeing Xin Wu's bed, it had been messed up by him running around in his dream. Wang Li, who had "obsessive-compulsive disorder in tidying up", couldn't stand it anymore, so he took advantage of this little time to tidy up his pillows, towels, etc. The quilt and sheets were all stretched horizontally and vertically, including the dark squares on the sheets, which were all torn into "squares", which was considered a bit comfortable.
It's a pity that after all his hard work, his power was "broken" in just one second!
"Hey! It's so comfortable!"
Xin Wu dove back to his bed, stretched out his limbs, and even came with a few "butterfly wings". All the "horizontal and vertical" things were returned to chaos, which made Wang Li feel heartbroken.
"Okay! I'm going up, I really can't stand it anymore!"
Wang Li climbed up again, and lay down safely back to his most comfortable position. He put his right hand down, patted the frame of the house, and urged, "Hey, tell me about the dream just now?"
"I went on a desert adventure with more than ten children! There are 18 of them in total, and there are still a few that I haven't found yet. They are all counting on me to guide them! We just went to a huge hall with a huge wine glass. I drank too much and came back drunk. I have to go back again, Li'er, can you give me some more movement?"
None of the kings were dissatisfied with Xin Wu's request. As soon as he heard this, he immediately said, "Okay! Listen!"
"Creak, creak, creak..."
After a short while, Xinwu was accurately "sent" back to the "wine hall" where a circle of drunk children lay.
"Creak, creak, creak..."
The first time he was awakened by the noise, above Xin Wu's head, there was a large wooden barrel that was swinging a "wheel" and hanging down to the bottom of the hall. It was slowly approaching, and there was someone standing on top of it, sticking his head out and shouting:
"It's them, it's them! Stop, stop!"
"Brother Xinwu, are you okay?"
The person who jumped down from the bucket and helped him stand up was He Ling, with a loud voice. His voice echoed throughout the hall: "Let's do it - let's do it - let's do it - let's do it - —Bah——ah——”
"He Ling! Great, I finally found you! Where are the others? How many of you are together? Who else is there?"
Xin Wu asked all the "missing persons" list in one breath, "Kang Luoshan, Jin Zang, Gao Chedang, Yao Danggui, are they all with you?"
"They're up there! We're looking for you too! Hurry up and sit in the bucket, one by one, and they'll pull you up!"
He Ling was also on a mission to find someone. He couldn't remember all the names for a while and was so anxious that he scratched his head and said, "And that... that... that...".
"Okay, don't talk about 'this and that'. We have five people here, and there are eight more above. When everyone is together, let's go through the names again and see who is missing!"
Xin Wu felt very lucky to meet He Ling and the others so soon. This meant that the vast majority of the children were safe.
"Well, okay, let's wake them up and get in together."
He Ling nodded, and began to divide the work with Xin Wu, and went to wake up all four friends who were still drunk and unconscious.
"Creak, creak, creak..."
After a lot of tossing, all the friends successfully took off and left the underground palace hall filled with the fragrance of wine in this life-saving "hanging basket".
"Great! They're all out!"
After pulling He Ling up last, Kang Luoshan, who had contributed the most, happily threw the wooden bucket of the hanging basket to the side. He held Xin Wu and spun around in circles several times. Under the action of centrifugal force, Xin Wu's body was It was thrown into a diagonal line. Everyone saw this way of playing and imitated it one after another. However, not everyone could be thrown up. Only Kang Luoshan, who was the strongest, had this skill!
"Okay, okay, put me down quickly, put me down! That's enough, that's enough!"
After Xin Wu begged happily, Kang Naoshan came to an "abrupt stop". Although his feet landed on the ground, his upper body was still falling to one side due to inertia. However, Kang Naoshan seemed to completely ignore this inertia and suddenly stopped, as steady as a mountain. He also straightened Xin Xinwu's upper body, so that he finally stood firm.
"Haha, are you okay?"
Xinwu's eyes still turned left and right in their sockets several times due to inertia. Only then did he stabilize his focus. He calmed down and looked at the friends who were watching the fun around him. They were all laughing. , watching him make a fool of himself.
"Of course I'm fine!"
Xinwu doesn't lose his strength when he loses, so he pretends to be enjoying himself and speaks very harshly.
"How did you all get here? Where are you here? Have you been together since you fell into the hole?"
Standing firm, Xin Wu checked Kang Luoshan, Jin Zang, Gao Chedang, Yao Danggui, and He Ling who had rescued them one by one. Compared with them, these friends seemed to be treated very well, not only None of them looked dirty at all, and they were all dressed in beautiful silk clothes. The patterns were colorful, like an experimental version of nature's chromatogram that had been melted by oil. They were mixed and intertwined with each other, but they were not dyed into each other at all. They were extremely gorgeous.
"Look, this is the Giant Country of Portugal and Mulberry, a real kingdom of grapes and a world of silkworms! After we fell in, we were washed along by the current, and we were blocked by a giant net. Waiting for us to climb out We came up and then came here. The person who set up a net to intercept us was the little princess Tartarita of the shepherd master of the Portuguese-Sang giant country. Although she was only fifteen years old, she was already over 2 meters tall! We All the clothes on her body were made for us by her. And her parents are also unimaginably tall! However, this Tatar is also very tormenting us. She has to wash us several times a day, and even Treating us as toys and forcing us to wear the clothes she made - but she also stole the most delicious grapes for us, simply the sweetest grapes in the world! They hung them on the walls of a whole big room There were holes in the bricks. She hid us in that room. We prepared for a long time before we found a chance to escape and hid in his wine cellar. Then we discovered this There is a big hole in the place, I thought I would go down and see what I found, but I didn’t expect that I could fish you guys out!”
Kinzo still upheld the spirit of "seriousness" and seriously recounted the "sweet" but undignified experiences of the five of them being "kept".
"Wow! So you are really lucky! You haven't suffered anything! Compared to us, you are so lucky!"
Xinwu admired sincerely.
"'Lucky'? You are 'lucky' enough. Look here -" Kang Luoshan turned around and lifted up her beautiful silk skirt to show Xin Wu.
