It was such a simple game rule. After the demonstration was completed, he started to put his hands behind his back and asked the general to do the same. Then he nodded, counted, and made gestures suddenly. The general also came out quickly, although it was a little late. But I understood the meaning correctly. Because of the jet lag, I was pushed back to Xiang Zhong and asked to start over. Then Xiang Zhong made a "simultaneous" movement with his hands, requiring that this "simultaneity" must be "at the same moment". The second time, the generals were able to punch at the same time, but the gestures were a bit strange, which made Xiang Zhong laugh.
Yes, it is such a simple game of "rock, paper, scissors". These six men, almost three generations apart in age, actually played until midnight. The loser was fined with alcohol, and the "osmanthus brew" made by the old lady was also drunk. Was drunk to the last drop.
It wasn't until the clouds covered the moon and there was no more moon shadow to play that everyone finally gave up and rested to their heart's content.
Although Xiang Zhong didn't drink, he was still tipsy due to the smell of alcohol from everyone. In order to be able to digest the dense "glutinous glutinous rice cake" and comply with everyone's rules of the game, whoever lost was fined a drink, although he won. At most, but when it was his turn to play chess with Lao Dan, he also lost a lot, so he replaced the wine with water and drank a lot.
Anyone who has drank high-strength liquor knows that there is a classic game, that is, no one can drink 30 bottles of liquor. You must know that the vast majority of these liquors do not enter the stomach at all, but go directly to the stomach. Head off, knocking people out.
And Xiang Zhong was exposed to this kind of light. Although he didn't drink directly, the alcohol smell of the remaining five people was around him. Together, he just smelled it for half the night, and he was already dizzy to the point where his brain was spinning and he was running around. .
He didn't quite remember how he got back to the house. The general of the family should have carried him and Ji Yu under their arms, one on the left and the other on the right, and brought him back to the bed in the guest room.
The naughty moon, in the second half of the night, saw no one else playing with it, and emerged from the thick clouds, shining into the house again. The moonlight spilled onto the bed, and moved unknowingly to Xiang Zhong's face.
Xiang Zhong felt a bright light in front of his eyelids, which seemed to be a large pool of water, sparkling and silky - ah! The urge to urinate came over me.
You have to find a place to deal with it. You can't pee in the water! How unhygienic! But where are the toilets? Look for it quickly, look for it... This shore seems to have no end, no matter how you run back to the shore, people are dead!
"Forget it, I can't care about it, anyway, all the urine will be discharged into the water in the end; and I am in the water now, I can, of course I can, I am already at the end of peeing, ah! There are people all around me It's urine... I can't control it, forget it, I just peed, so what!... It's strange, I'm obviously peeing, but I'm still holding it in? What's going on?"
Xiang Zhong, who was "awakened by the moon and the strong urge to urinate", opened his eyes and found that his chest, where the bellyband was originally, was now bare, with a beautiful "Tai Chi fan" and a A long and slender hand on the fan pendant was resting on it, rising and falling with his own breathing.
"I'm...'Xiang Zhong'? 'Cong'er'?...No, I'm Xinwu!"
He suddenly returned to Xinwu's world. He hadn't come back to his senses yet, so he stayed still for a while. His whole head was dizzy, and underneath he was "exploding with internal anxiety." Time and space were like a chaotic whirlpool visible to the naked eye. His eyelids were constantly spinning, and the opened "eye of the sky" was undergoing a rapid "storm-like stirring" restoration.
"No, I can't hold it in anymore!" But there was no way, his body told him that he still had to get up right away! The feeling of wanting to pee but not being able to pee is simply too uncomfortable.
Xinwu "carefully" moved Wang Li's big hand holding the fan pendant and the "Tai Chi Fan" away from his belly. Unexpectedly, such a light movement still managed to catch Xinwu's good brother who was already drooling in his sleep. woke up with a start.
"Are you awake?" they both asked each other at the same time.
"Get up, ah————! Hurry! I can't do it——ah!" Xin Wu jumped up from the bed and rushed out.
"Oh! You're not wearing any clothes!" Wang Li stepped away from the bed where he was lying on his stomach. He saw the shirtless Xin Wu rushing to the door. He reminded him loudly and pulled off a pair of clothes hanging on his upper bunk. Throw the towel over.
"Thank you!" Xin Wu grabbed the flying towel with one hand, opened the dormitory door, and rushed out.
After being tortured like this, Wang Li woke up and found that the washbasin and towels he had prepared were not used. This guy was still in good physical condition and did not vomit after drinking. So, I reset these belongings one by one, so that they were no longer in the way of Xinwu's bed.
After a while, there was a "bang", the door was pushed open, and Xinwu came back with his big towel wrapped around his upper body, his head and body wet.
"Not bad! You still want to take a bath so soon and come back. I'm afraid our house will smell like you!" Wang Li teased Xin Wu, but he still thoughtfully poured a cup of hot water and handed it over to him. You know how much drunk people crave water.
Xinwu was not polite, took the water glass, took a big sip, then put down the glass, sat back on his bed, wiped his hair vigorously with Wang Li's big yukata on his shoulders, and then went all the way down, continuously I also wiped my upper body again, and now I feel dry and comfortable.
Perhaps he was not fully awake yet, so he casually put the towel on the railing at the head of the bed, lay down again, held his head in his hands, patted his face a few times, and murmured to himself: "I'm back!"
"Yes! You're back! I thought you drank too much and wandered off somewhere. You were riding 'eight horses' and galloping for a while. Did you dream of something fun? Tell me. Tell me?" Wang Li couldn't bear to describe the various "appearances" he had just after being drunk.
"Me! I was a little confused and confused. I seemed to have gone to many places...I flew to a certain place first, and then I turned into a baby. I was also born with a hearing impairment. However, after a thunder and lightning, I started to drive He had the ability to read lips, and he grew up there until he was three years old. There were many ancient people there, yes, it should be the Spring and Autumn Period. They all spoke ancient classical Chinese, like what you taught me. Cantonese, and then I will use what you taught me to talk to them. Hey, they can still understand me! By the way, there I am, the name they gave me is Cong'er, and my nickname is Xiang Zhong. I was forced to write a lot of poems! I also copied Qu Yuan's, haha, but it shocked them. Later, I also met Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu in his youth, and many other people. Just now we were admiring the moon together. Celebrating the Mid-Autumn Festival, drinking, and playing 'rock, paper, scissors', I ended up in a large bright pond, and then I felt urgent to pee. I looked for the toilet, but couldn't find it. Then I thought, I might as well just pee. In the water, I obviously peed, but I still didn’t feel relaxed, so I woke up due to suffocation.”
