The person who is most worried about Cong'er returning to his "Xiang Zhong" identity, returning to the Xiang Mansion, and entering formal study and growth, and will have a lot of discomfort, and the person who is most reluctant to let go, is Little Madam Xiang.
But because Mrs. Xiang didn't get along with her, Dr. Xiang could only persuade Mrs. Xiang to take Cong'er back for a trial period for a month. If she could get used to it, he would stay; if not, he would send her back and then live with Mrs. Xiang. .
"There is a kind of love called letting go."
Mrs. Xiang naturally likes that Cong'er can be around her knees every day, but he has read all the bamboo slips in the entire library and sorted them out, and there are no new books to read. And Cong'er looked like an "eggplant beaten by frost". He couldn't lift his spirits all day long. No matter what methods "Little Tail" used to provoke him, he could not let him show his emotions during the "poetry fight" that day again. One ten thousandth of his brilliance.
After discussing with Dr. Xiang, Mrs. Xiang finally agreed to let Cong'er return to Xiang Mansion to receive formal education first, so as not to delay the child's future. This is such a good piece of uncut jade. Don't ruin his early wisdom because of selfishness. talent.
When he learned that Cong'er was going back to Xiang Mansion, the one he was most reluctant to leave was a little person: the "little tail" who pestered him to play with every day.
Just the day before Cong'er was to leave, "Little Tail" came to him very seriously and said, "You are going to return to Xiangfu in the next day. Will you forget me?"
Seeing her serious expression, Cong'er found it very interesting, so he teased her: "No! When you grow up, I will marry you, okay?"
"Seriously? I haven't read enough books, so don't bother me!"
Hearing the answer of "Little Tail", Cong'er almost burst out laughing, because he knew that this was Bruce Lee's famous saying. Unexpectedly, it was somewhat funny to be uttered by "Little Tail", but he also saw that it was said by "Little Tail" With a sincere look on his face, he had no choice but to hold it in and replied: "Pearls are not so real!"
But "Little Tail" had a new problem. She said: "What else do you need to do to be your wife? Why don't we try it now!"
"Take the test?" Cong'er found it more and more interesting and wanted to see what "marriage" was like in this crazy little girl's mind.
"Little Tail" carried him to a pile of chicken coops and straw piles in the backyard. After putting him down, he picked up some rocks and branches, and then began to "build" in this small area of about ten square meters. Get up - as you can see from the last time we built a wall in the library, this "little tail" is a hands-on guy who loves to do big infrastructure projects!
The chicken coop is used as the background wall, similar to the current TV cabinet, where you can watch "Animal World", a fully realistic live broadcast; a stove made of stones was also made; in the most corner, two branches were placed parallel to represent "Squatting toilet"; and a thick pile of straw was used to create a double bed that was soft, thick, and fragrant with rice; there was also a large hornet's nest on the roof.
These infrastructures were completed while "Little Tail" was nagging. Then, she said to Cong'er: "Let's start! Carrying my wife on my back!"
Of course, Cong'er couldn't carry her, so she reluctantly made a move of "riding" on Cong'er's back. She also didn't forget to take out a handkerchief and cover her head, and then she made do with it. Entering the "house" - the door she made with branches and the "door boundary" marked on the ground, the idea was there, but she couldn't skip a single step.
After being "backed" on the straw "bed", they lay down sweetly side by side on the "bed" and slept together. She didn't forget to ask him to take off the "hijab" for her first.
First, she hugged Cong'er and gave her a big kiss, then she smiled sillyly and pretended to close her eyes for a few seconds, which was considered to be the end of "sleep"; then, she immediately jumped up and said, "It's time to cook." So she cooked it virtually for a long time in front of the stone stove with tree branches, pretending that it was ready, and even "brought" it to Cong'er with her own hands and said, "Eat!"
Naturally, it was very fast, and the "eating" action was completed.
"It's time to poop!" She ran to the "squatting toilet" made of two branches again, pretended to squat for a moment, and then shouted again: "It's done!"
Then he ran back to the "bed" and performed "Close your eyes and sleep" again, but the corners of your mouth were already grinning so much that they almost reached your ears.
Just like this: "Outside the door, carrying my wife, going to bed, uncovering the hijab, cooking, eating, shitting, sleeping..." This kind of immersive experience mode of "married life" with a single cycle, the "little tail" actually pulled Cong'er I have played with her no less than a dozen times, and she never seems bored at all.
Poor Cong'er, this "little toy", was tortured like this by "Little Tail" all afternoon. It wasn't until the little lady came to the hospital to call "Cong'er" that he was freed from "Little Tail's" "claws" ” was rescued.
"You really shouldn't make a joke like 'marry her'! It's going to kill me!" Cong'er cried out in his heart, his intestines almost turning green with regret.
When Mrs. Xiang saw the two little ones who came back with straw all over their bodies and heads, she angrily helped tidy them up and asked, "Are you two just guests? They are so dirty and full of straw." His head is covered with grass clippings!”
Because they kept tossing, both of their faces were flushed and they were sweating a little, but the excitement was still there.
"Little Tail" replied with a smile: "Mother, I am Cong'er's wife now! We just came back from 'Hengqi'."
Mrs. Xiang looked confused. She didn't know that these two little things were playing the game of "marrying a daughter-in-law and playing house". At this moment, there was an additional "daughter-in-law". It was really a bit dumbfounding.
"Cong'er, tell me, is it true? You want to marry Ji Ling?" Mrs. Xiang still planned to ask Cong'er seriously. After all, his knowledge and wisdom are far beyond his current age. You can formally ask for his opinion as you would an adult.
"I'm just joking, but I know she is serious! I stayed with him for half a day, thinking about how unhappy I would be if I left in the future, so I told him that I would marry him in the future. I'm not talking big words, that's right!" Er explained in a low voice.
"That's it!"
Turning to the little lady, "Little Tail", while pulling out the straw stuck in her hair, she said: "You think I am your mother, of course I am happy to have another child! But with you two, Dear boy, only adults can do this 'getting married' first. Therefore, you two should eat more and grow up quickly. When you are both older, you can talk about marriage. if……"
