Shukang had already patrolled the creek twice in both directions, but didn't find anything strange. He put out a bunch of wishful "electric energy" at the messy things, but didn't get any response. I had no choice but to return to the place where I first put down the three sets of heat-proof isolation suits, preparing to take my clothes with me and walk to the "open fire" by myself.
She turned around, and when she was about to look for the clothes, she found that these clothes were floating in the air, and seemed to be being held by someone, following them towards her.
"Are they you two?" Shukang suddenly realized. No wonder he couldn't see that these two little guys had already become invisible, hiding behind her and quietly watching the joke. But neither of them had ever worn such strange clothes, and they didn't know how to wear them, so they didn't put them on at all and couldn't reveal themselves. They had to hold these three pieces of clothes and float around with her without being noticed by her.
"Okay! I'll show it to you." Shukang took one of the pieces, put it on from bottom to top, and gave a demonstration.
It was clear now that the remaining two pieces were unfolded one on the left and the other on the right. As the insulating suits were lifted up on one side, the figures of Jiaoyue and Yaoqiao were also exposed. They both looked excited and curious at first. They put it on and unbuttoned it again with a shuddering look. The two of them especially liked to pull the zipper of the one-piece suit, going up and down, back and forth, passing certain parts without being shy or avoidant at all.
"Okay! Okay! Have you had enough fun?" Shukang saw these two ignorant and silly children who liked zippers so much that they seemed to have no end, so he quickly stopped them.
"Yes, Master!" The two curious babies quickly ended the experience and bowed to Shukang.
"Okay! You don't need to do this salute when you put on these clothes! If they don't match these clothes, just follow me." Shukang has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he saw that this product was not the right version or matching one. Ceremonial clothing must be corrected. It seems that it is necessary to teach them the etiquette that should be worn when wearing such clothes.
"Listen, from now on, as long as you wear this costume, you don't need to perform that ancient etiquette. You only need to nod, wave, lower your head slightly, smile, and shake hands, just like this. Do you understand?" Shu Kang said , while directly treating Jiao Yue as a demonstration object, he grabbed her right hand, held it against hers, and shook it a few times.
"Honor your order!" The two apprentices nodded vigorously together, their hands hanging down by their sides. They were so nervous that they couldn't help but clenched their fists, for fear that they would make a mistake in the next move.
"Don't say I obey, just say 'Okay, I got it!' That's it, okay?" Shu Kang wanted to continue to unify the language style.
"Okay, got it." The two of them said in unison, nodding again, both smiling reluctantly.
"Oh! I mean, you two, don't you know how to laugh, smile, smile? Come, look at me, open your mouth and raise the corners of your mouth, as if you are biting a chopstick, revealing two rows of teeth, a total of 8, 4 on the top and 4 on the bottom. Is that okay?" Shukang finished unifying the language and had to unify the expression management. She really couldn't bear to see this weird expression that looked like a smile but not a smile.
But these two children just opened their mouths wide, revealing two rows of gums! What a horrible laugh!
Shukang thought about it, this was not possible, he needed auxiliary teaching aids, so he broke off a relatively straight dry hard branch from the tree on the roadside, broke it in two, gave one to each of them, and said : "Here, bite!"
The two apprentices took it respectfully and held it between their teeth as ordered.
"Come on, smile! It's so big." Shukang then inspired and thought about it, he had to let them see it for themselves, so he took them to the creek and found a place near the shore where the still water turned into a mirror, and let them see themselves. The expression in the reflection.
Appearing in the water were three girls wearing fireproof and heat-insulating clothing, one of whom had a high ponytail; the two were each biting a branch and counting their teeth seriously: "One, two, three, four, five, Six, seven, eight.”
This was really a "gnashing of teeth" method of counting, with a series of vague "ahhh" sounds coming out. Fortunately, the two little girls were extremely serious and did not laugh so hard that they dropped the branches from their mouths.
"Okay! Are you ready? That's it. Now, you can remove the branches, and it's time for us to set off." Shu Kang didn't want this kind of etiquette training to take up too much time, so he brought the children back to the topic.
Shukang noticed that the two of them were rubbing their necks together, as if something was pricking the back of their necks.
She walked behind Yao Qiao, who was twisting the most fiercely, and opened her collar to see that it was the "timer clock" she had made on the label. The scheduled 24 hours had now passed 9 hours. It's because she's not used to this position of piercing her neck. Although Shukang also hates the design of the label here, she was too tired yesterday and didn't think about it in detail. She just habitually repeated this "anti-humanity" design, plus She herself has a long ponytail, and it was separated by a layer, so she didn't feel it was too ponytailed. And these two little girls both wear ring-shaped buns - by the way, their hairstyles are not in the same style, so they should be corrected now!
So, Shukang pulled down a few green and strong winding vines in the woods, bit it in his mouth, used his hands as a comb, untied Yao Qiao's hair, and then tied the upper part into a bun with the vines. , the lower half is spread out, a bunch of hair is taken from both sides behind the ears, and another section of vine is used to tie a small pull, which can just block the clock position of the "anti-humanity" design label so that it no longer directly touches the back of the neck. skin, so that she no longer twists and turns and returns to normal.
Later, Jiaoyue was also treated to the same hairstyle by Shukang himself. She smiled happily, which was even sweeter than the standard posture of biting the branch just now.
"Master! It's been a long time since you personally combed our hair!" Yao Qiao sighed as she watched Shu Kang tying up her senior sister's hair.
"Really? In the past, I personally combed your hairdos for you?" Shukang didn't expect that the "8"-shaped double buns dangling from both ends, which were specially designed for maids in ancient times, were also her own work.
"Yes!" Jiao Yue replied with a smile, "You give us different hair styles every time, and you also said that this is your greatest pleasure. You must unify your style. Every time you change clothes, you must change your hair style and hair style. A change of language, a change of expression, and most importantly, a change of thought.”
"That's right! It's easy to change things on the outside, but it's hard to change your thoughts!" Shukang admired the person they once said about himself, "Isn't this just 'brainwashing'! How can I clean it up? I am Haven't I already 'washed' myself clean? Where are those awesome memories? Where have they gone? Do I have a built-in 'reinstall system' function? Why can't I remember anything? I need these children to remind me. ?”
"Yes! Master, because your brain is responsible for creation, and we are responsible for memory and inheritance. In order to allow you to have enough space to create more things, these things of repetition, memory and inheritance , it’s all done by us; and if, one day, we can be like you and can innovate infinitely, we will also have to recruit new apprentices and let them do what we are doing now, and we will As you think now, you lose your memory easily and need to be reminded. But..." Jiao Yue touched the small cloak hair and hair tangle on the back of her head, and then answered Shu Kang's words, but at this moment, she suddenly got stuck. , no more.
But what? Why don't you continue talking? "Shu Kang's curiosity came up again and he asked.
