Chapter 18 The trick to get drunk

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The "back wave" people are still trying hard to test the water and use various postures.

Here, Xin Wu drank up the milk tea "given" by Wang Li in just a few sips. He wanted to drink more or to replenish the water lost in his brain due to overthinking.

"Li'er, why do I feel like I still lack inspiration? In the past, when I drank milk tea, I would definitely come up with some new ideas, but these days, no matter how much I drink, I can't do anything except go to the toilet a few more times. No. I even doubt myself, whether the more 'closed' the environment is, the more 'closed' my brain is! You have to 'do some work' for me and give me some energy!" Xin Wu seemed to be determined. As if "quitting breastfeeding", he deliberately placed the empty water glass farther away from himself, then inserted his left hand into his hair, scratched it hard a few times, and even put the long hair in front of his eyes. The bangs that were cut back were combed back, "If I had known it was going to be closed again, I should have gotten a haircut first. It's over, it's going to be F4 again." Xin Wu dropped the wireless mouse two more times with his right hand. Next, I activated the positioning and pointed to the fifth draft paper interface again.

"How about this, let's ask Eva for a bottle of vodka, something strong?" Wang Li suggested with a smirk.

"This - you can have it! You go and try it, that 'water of life', Spirytus Rektyfikowan. I heard from Shukang that when Eva came to China, she said she had a set that she could bring with her from the duty-free shop when crossing the border. Come here, gift-packaged wines with samples of various wines produced in Europe! Although the bottles are not big, they are very beautiful in appearance. I wonder if she is willing to give them to you to drink."

Xinwu remembered Zhou Shukang's story about how Eva wanted to give them some wine as gifts when they first moved into the girls' dormitory. Although they liked the packaging of the bottle, the alcohol content was too high and no one really wanted to drink it. , they were all placed in the dormitory as decoration. I heard that some of the bottles from Lithuania and other Eastern European countries are fired into special-shaped sculptures of colorful fruits or characters. The style is simple and very beautiful, which is completely different from the packaging style of Chinese liquor.

"I didn't expect that even you are thinking about 'Venus Gold'!" Wang Li suddenly said a little sourly.

"Hey! Let me be clear, I am thinking about the wine, not your 'golden doll'!" Xin Wu quickly added, fearing that Wang Li would misunderstand him, "Besides, you also know that I heard about it from Shu Kang, I didn't talk to Eva directly about this!" Xin Wu deliberately dragged his voice and defended exaggeratedly.

"What do you mean 'mine'? She belongs to no one. You heard what she said, but she still has Alyosha in her heart! When she returns to China, she will soon forget us." Wang Li now The son was serious for a moment, then suddenly slowed down his speaking speed, as if he was hopelessly confused about the future.

"Everything in the world is unpredictable. The future has not yet arrived. Who can predict what will happen? Don't think so much. At least we are together now. Isn't that great! You! When will you change? You're so effeminate, and you're imitating other people's melancholy! Come on, use your charm to trick the 'Water of Life' into you, take advantage of your 'youth' and feel just right, don't let it down?!" Xin Wu said and stood up He stood up, grabbed Wang Li's cell phone, and patted it into his hand, "Hurry up and call him! It's up to you, haha."

Wang Li's big fat hands, with a row of small dimples on the back, fair skin, and fine hairs on the back of the fingers, made a slight touch with Xin Wu's palm, and suddenly stood up, still It was a bit strange to get Wang Li.

"It turns out that this is how it feels to be in physical contact with others." This sentence came to Wang Li's mind inexplicably, but he was too embarrassed to say it out.

"I have to find a suitable reason." Wang Li opened the WeChat interface, clicked on Eva, and clicked a few times in the blank space of "Ready to enter", "It seems too rash to ask for it directly, then think of something What’s the good reason?”

"Wine—wine—wine—" After thinking for a moment, Wang Li's heart suddenly lit up and he started typing a message on WeChat:

"Hello, Eva! Let me tell you an interesting thing. Today I received a physical examination report. Last time we participated in a genetic testing project. The report said: 77.21% of my genes are Northern Han. ; 10.17% are Mongolian Tungus; 6.7% are Koreans; 5.92% are Russians, so my ancestors should have been from the Yan State during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. My genes allow me to never get drunk after a thousand cups. My alcohol dehydrogenase (ADH) and The aldehyde deoxygenase gene (ALDH) allows me to directly decompose alcohol into carbon dioxide and water at a faster rate than ordinary people. By the way, it also helped me find two distant relatives in other provinces. You see, maybe our ancestors, There is also a common bloodline! Isn’t it very fateful!”

The "gene testing" test Wang Li mentioned was true. It was indeed a group of volunteer students in the school who participated in this genetic root-finding project, and he and Xin Wu were also among them.

Just now, in order to get Eva's "wine", I remembered the matter of "you won't get drunk after a thousand cups", so I mentioned this by the way, in order to enable Eva to take the initiative and consciously drink the "water of life". "Here you go.

Sure enough, because Eva studied ancient Chinese literature, she was also very interested in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. When Wang Li said that he had such a family background, he was naturally very interested and wanted to test his own: "It's true! Can you also test it for me? This is really interesting!"

"Well, I'm about to send another batch of DNA test samples for new testers to the project team. If you also want to participate, then you can also grab a few hairs and put them in a clean plastic bag. The testees I'll send you the form to fill out." Wang Li forwarded a sample form from the project group.

"Okay, okay, I'll fill it out in a moment and send it to you." Eva is impatient and does whatever she says.

"Yeah! There's no rush. Make sure you fold the test sample and the form and put them in the same envelope. What I sent together this time was the waxed duck neck made by my dad. They helped me find two relatives. , my dad said that you have to be considerate and thank people, and friendship is more important than courtesy. Just in time, he will send it over tomorrow, and I will ask for an extra portion for you. At noon tomorrow, you can bring your things to I'll bring it to you by the way so that you can have a taste." Wang Li is really good at building bridges. He has a lot of resources now, and together they sound completely reasonable, except for the feedback results of the last step." Courtesy reciprocates."

"Ah! That's great. Let me thank you first on behalf of the sisters. Then - the Chinese people are very particular about 'coming in and out without doing anything inappropriate'. Tomorrow I will also bring you a few bottles of the gift bar I brought from Russia. It's just right. Eat it with duck neck!”

When you hear the elongated word "that——" when Eva sends a voice message on WeChat, you know that she is looking around the house for some decent gifts.

"That's too polite, haha, we won't be outside anymore, please accept it!" Wang Li replied with the last line of words with satisfaction, ending the "asking for wine" routine.

"I admire you!" Xin Wu expressed great respect for the perfection and smoothness of Wang Li's "non-lie reason" through the temporary combination. "Genes, fate, contacts, and meanings, I think you combine science, philosophy, I have a thorough understanding of culture and psychology, and I can use it with ease! I obviously want wine, but I have people willingly offer it with both hands with a look of admiration, as if they are afraid that you won't accept it. I can control people's hearts, and I have more face and scheming. Ingenious, you really have a way!"