Chapter 7 Wang Li from the Food Department joins the club

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Those who did not have the opportunity to speak in this issue of "I Say" were Wang who had recently launched a "food offensive" in the style of "stalking" - no, it was the "food theory" that made Shu Kang agree to join the club. inside.

There is no way, Wang Li will not allow himself to do anything interesting without appearing next to his best friend.

"Let me tell you, your thinking is too limited, and your minds are only focused on apples. Let me tell you, whether it is an apple or a pear, which one is delicious and how to eat it, our old man Our ancestors have long been curious about us. There is evidence that, purely in terms of IQ, human beings have not made any 'qualitative' leap over the years. In other words, our ancestors' attitude towards the world at that time was the same as ours. Their minds, thoughts, and actions are no dumber than ours—it can even be said to be smarter than ours. However, they were limited by the technological level and transportation conditions at the time. They only focused on one small thing in their lifetime, like During this period of our 'epidemic', everyone can't go out. They stay at home with peace of mind and study one thing in detail. How come they can't come up with high-quality products! They discovered good things and summed up the good ones. Experience, and then write all this knowledge in books, store it in genes, and pass it down from generation to generation. For new things that have not been tried, the reason why people cannot intentionally cultivate and mass-produce them in large quantities is very important. The reason is that some people have suffered from it, it is not delicious! Or it may cause a bad stomach, etc. There must be people who have paid the "high tuition" of their "life", just like we have seen the kind of "thick" Things that are greasy, green, hairy, and smelly will be avoided decisively even if you don’t know what they are, and your brain will judge them as poisonous. Empiricism, although it sounds old-fashioned, has been tried and true. , can withstand the test of me as a 'time manager': Normally, I am not interested in digging into the 'facts' of the truth that has been tested by time, because it is right there, and there is no need at all. We will apply more evaluations. Just eat, it saves trouble! With the time saved, a more realistic suggestion: you can first think about your paper - the 'fifth draft', Isn't it good? By the way, this time your 'Apple Tree' is asking for someone for the last time before graduation. Tell Shukang and let me join in! I can't miss the opportunity to 'progress' with you! I also want to Let’s see how it is possible for a group of people with the most powerful brains in our school to convince me of my ‘empiricism’. By the way, my dad said that the best classic fruit in our country is the ‘Guoguang’ apple. What do you think? Listen to it. Tears filled her eyes when she heard the name! I'll buy her a bag, so don't knock on the door with 'Rock Candy Hearts' all the time. Why don't you try something different this time?"

Xinwu brought the 'Guoguang' apples that Wang Li specially bought and this passage to Shukang, and expressed that he had long been interested in joining the "Apple Club", but he just didn't want to ask him to answer the test questions of Mensa members. That's fine. Unexpectedly, she made an exception for him and agreed.

Of course, the club name "Guoguang" was honorably awarded to classmate Wang Li at the same time.

Choosing the most suitable club name for the fairy classmate "Gong Xiaotao" dazzled several elders, and finally struggled with "Red Dew", "Pinova", "Pink Lady", "Meile" and "Venus" Among the five names "Jin": which one should I choose, which one is more suitable for her?

"I think you can't have the two problematic ones: Does the name 'Pinova' sound like the lying 'Pinocchio'? His character is bad; the owner of 'Venus Gold' has a broken arm and is mutilated. Ominous; 'Pink Lady' calls the young lady old again, and it sounds very old-fashioned; as for 'Merlot', it seems like a drink, which is too tacky. The only one that can match her fairy-like temperament is All that's left is the 'red dew'. Imagine a dewy morning with the red sun rising. Do you feel the fairy atmosphere in the BGM?"

As soon as classmate Wang Li entered the club, he solved an "unresolved" naming problem and successfully persuaded several elders to officially give Fairy Gong Xiaotao a fairy name: "Honglu". The remaining names were chosen and reserved for Used by new members who will join the company in the future.

Seeing that everyone voted unanimously, Wang Li glanced at Xin Wu proudly and said to himself: "It's right to bring my brothers in! It's so inefficient for you so-called highly intelligent people to discuss such a simple question for so long. .”

Xin Wu naturally received all the information that needed to be said, and blinked his eyes, secretly replying: "I brought you in to play, just to let you have fun! You can just play as hard as you can!"

However, Wang Li still has some objections to the fact that there are too few girls in the club: "I think we should attract more female students to join. Now there are only two of them, Shu Kang and Xiao Tao. When we discuss it, it is easy for us to get rid of our opinions." Yes, after all, girls have more advantages in the emotional world and can easily break through the limitations of overly rational thinking. Also, even if we go out for activities and arrange the room, it will be more convenient, right? Haha."

"This can be considered, but we cannot lower the minimum standards for joining the society for the sake of gender balance: those with IQ who are in arrears cannot be accepted." Shukang replied to Wang Li's suggestion.

"Yes! If we're not on the same channel, we really can't make do with each other." Xin Wu also agreed.

After everyone unanimously agreed, a condition for "recruiting club members" was added to the APP: under equal conditions, girls will be given priority.

This has indeed attracted the attention of many girls. What is even more unexpected is that one of the girls selected this time not only meets the baseline of IQ, she is also an exchange student from Russia, Eva, majoring in ancient Chinese, and as a member of the fighting nation , not only is she tall and fit, with long blond hair, sapphire blue eyes and fair skin, three-dimensional and beautiful facial features, 360-degree beauty, the most important thing is that she can also speak fluent Chinese, and from time to time The emergence of some terms from "ancient poems" or classical Chinese simply made the quality of the fruit of "Apple Club" immediately rise to a higher level, and it felt like there were additional points.

Wang Li most hopes to get her "Russian-style" kiss and hug gift, but unfortunately, she only gives this treatment to girls; when she greets these boys, Eva will clasp her hands and perform a very standard "Chinese-style hand-over" "Etiquette", the kind where the right hand wraps the left hand is only for women. Moreover, she especially likes to wear various Chinese clothes: cheongsam, Tang suit, Hanfu, and she even has a set of "flying fish suit" unique to the Jinyiwei of the Ming Dynasty. If this suit She was here, so she must have just rushed over from the martial arts club that day. This made him a little disappointed. After all, Eva, who matched his height so well, was so good that she could make him forget about the past that Xiaoyun had left his hometown.