"Li'er, I had a nightmare all night. Everything in front of me was the beard's yellow teeth that kept spraying me. The layer of stubble was like a screen full of small steel muzzles. He flew towards me and scolded me as a typical example in the class. I was so ashamed and sad that I wanted to crawl under the table, especially, you know, in front of Shukang! She heard Hutou beheading me. At that moment, her head was lowered, her shoulders were trembling, and her ponytail was jumping up and down behind her. I knew she didn't know how happy she was, and she was secretly laughing at me... I don't want to lose face————! It's unreasonable. Ah! It’s unreasonable!——Hu Tou refused to let me go even in my dreams. Look how miserable I am!” Xin Wu complained loudly to Wang Li, “In addition, your brother beat me all night How can I still have the energy to write out the fifth draft when I'm bombarded with 'thunder'!"
"Don't be angry! I'm going to order an 'Invincible Energy Meal' to be delivered to you right now. As long as you eat it, you'll be in a good mood. When you're in a good mood, your mind will spin. When your mind spins, inspiration will come. Once inspiration comes, you'll be in a good mood." The fifth draft is done! Believe me, my dad teaches me this every time." Wang Li is always so reasonable - a bunch of "food system" principles - he can graft everything, and can solve everything look.
"Okay! You've been eating well, now you can only secretly go to the cafeteria and back kitchen to 'get weighed'! During the last physical examination, you stepped on the scale at the school doctor's office and lost a lot of money. Your father has just finished reimbursing you, and for the first time in history, he asked you to 'eat less meat'. To be honest, you should also look in the mirror when you have time and see what you look like now. If I were Xiaoyun..." It would have been all the way. Xin Wu was very slippery. He was seizing the opportunity to "counterattack" Wang Li's "wrong reasoning", but he failed to guard the door properly and accidentally poked the pain in his brother's heart. "Hey - you should take good care of you anyway." I've lost some weight, and at least I can make my snoring quieter at night, so you can help me out, okay?"
When Wang Li heard these words, his smile turned stiff for a second, but after Xinwu took the initiative to "brake" on his own, he didn't take it seriously and didn't think too deeply about it. Even so, he still listened to what his brother said. Xiaoyun is gone, but brother is always here!
On the mobile ordering APP, Wang Li ordered two portions of his "Internet Celebrity Invincible Energy Meal", and then secretly turned on the "camera" function. In selfie mode, he shook his head, straightened his face, and turned his face sideways. I studied my face carefully: "This guy is actually not bad: his skin is fair, and he doesn't have too many "acne"; ... his hair is very thick, but it's a little oily, just wash it after a while; ... his eyes are also very It’s so big that my eyelashes can catch small mosquitoes. Even though the size has been reduced by these annoying myopia glasses, when I take them off, they are still quite big. Xiaoyun once said that my eyes are the most beautiful;...the bridge of my nose is so straight. The tip of my nose is a bit big, but I heard that people with this nose shape will be very rich in the future, not to mention my side face——Forget it, let’s come straight;...the shape of the mouth is also good, if it weren’t for the flesh on the cheeks. Hou, if you squeeze them together, you can also imitate Xin Wu and make a beautiful crescent smile - this guy just has a nice smile and attracts the most beautiful girls in the department - now he has to be so 'sexy' first I mumble on the ground, as long as it doesn't affect my eating and talking. Others say I look like an aunt when I smile. Bah, those ignorant people! Your whole family is the aunt!... And the teeth, these teeth are not very good, they have been eaten by moths since childhood. I have several teeth. It’s all because my dad gave me too many candies since I was little. My teeth are still a bit uneven and I’m not satisfied with them. At worst, I’ll have to have my teeth plastic surgery in the future. Many people can have their teeth corrected. I hope I still have time; ...This body fat - ugh! Although it will be a little difficult to lose weight, it is not impossible. I have to formulate a whole-body 'shaping' plan: before graduation, in addition to completing the thesis, I also need to take advantage of social practice In the past six months, I have turned fat into muscles, exposed the jaw line on my cheeks, lost 20 kilograms, and reached the standard weight range. In this way, I should be able to "reborn" into a new person after going to work. Isn't it said that "every fat person has potential" Damn it! Otherwise, from today on, I will set Peng Yuyan as the wallpaper on my mobile phone to give myself some encouragement! If he can do it, so can I!"
Wang Li analyzed himself very methodically from head to toe, and automatically generated a "weight loss plan" in his mind. He was not a stupid fat guy who could be looked down upon by others. It was just his body that made him lose weight. The 188-inch tall man was simply eliminated. Everyone could only see him moving around like a moving "mountain". Xinwu was obviously 4 centimeters shorter than him, but he had a good figure! He is lean but has enough muscles, and his arms are also very shapely. His wingspan exceeds that of ordinary people. Coupled with his unrivaled running speed, he can also be used as a substitute guard on the school basketball team. Wang Li also sneaked in because of his tallness and strength. Wherever his brother was, he would never be absent no matter how stupid he was. Unfortunately, his physical fitness is not what he looks like. The school team only uses him as a "human pad" - the kind who is only used to get beaten, destroy the opponent's shots, end the game after the number of fouls, and drain the energy of the opponent's generals. .
"Actually, I should really practice more in the basketball team, instead of just thinking that it would be great to be with Xin Wu. It would be very pleasant to sit on the sidelines and watch him play. Alas! I can't take a step forward if I don't care. My legs are my fault!" Wang Li mentally gave himself a "bad review".
Not long after, the takeaway called and wanted to go out to pick up the order. Wang Li also finished washing up, put on a big black T-shirt, a pair of black shorts, and white sneakers, and happily arrived at school. I went to the iron gate at the door to pick up the goods. ——In addition to him, there were many students who came to get express delivery or takeout, and the scene was very lively.
On the campus in mid-May, the mulberries have already produced fruit, but they are still green and small. They grow into a pile and are covered by new leaves, but they will not be let go by Wang Li's eyes: "In another month, they will grow into a pile." , you can start!" The purple locust flowers and green elm trees of the two locust trees next to the communication room have been made into "sophora porridge" and "elm money cake" by Wang Li at the beginning of May and the end of April respectively. They are all descendants of Wang Li’s father.
In the eyes of an authentic foodie, there is not only the food preservation season, but also the storage method of fragrance: As a fat man with a sense of life and elegance, Wang Li is a child who loves life. The lilac trees on campus and the unknown kind of The fragrant trees will bloom at the end of April and the end of May respectively, and his height advantage allows him to easily pick a few branches. Then he will transform the cans into beautiful vases and place them on the desk in the middle, and then in the boys' dormitory. The pungent smell was diluted a lot.
Thanks to such a "considerate" male roommate, the overall charm of House 303 was secretly increased a few points by Zhou Shukang, the school beauty who went through the health inspection - and he also successfully made Shukang notice Xinwu.
