"Last night, the sound of my snoring on the upper bunk was like being close to my face... and I was lying on the bed at the time... just like in a horror movie when I just woke up and opened my eyes... haha... so exciting Got it!"
Xin Wu posted this in his WeChat Moments this morning, along with a picture of JERRY's "mouse and cat" life, and the text: "Sitting up in shock while dying of illness", which really hurt Wang Lihao.
Finally, I was able to return to college and resume classes, but I was directly faced with "graduation" soon. It was the most difficult graduation season in history. In this Gengzi Year when the epidemic broke out, "it is really difficult for us."
Listening to "Heart-wrenching Jokes and Long Daydreams", the simple youthful rhythms of "Universal Youth Hotel" and the long-tempered chants of the disease-free, coupled with the melodious and soothing cello, can finally make Xin Wu change from that never-ending When you wake up at night after a good night's sleep, you will feel refreshed.
"Sneaking out the back door of Times Bank
Tearing apart the night and the mute plain
Crossing the off-season forest and electricity
Lead our dark hearts
in the last season of wishes
Disband morning and dusk
in the last season of wishes
Remember I once carried a sharp knife
Who comes from mountains, rivers, lakes and seas
But confined to the kitchen and love day and night
Coming to the frontier of self-awareness
Saw my father sitting in the clouds
He said, child, go and make peace with yesterday.
just like we used to
with infinitely future-proof methods
Replace the river of stars in the body
with infinitely future-proof methods
Love flocks of birds that gather and disperse
Who comes from mountains, rivers, lakes and seas
But confined to the kitchen and love day and night
just in a moment
Hold my hand full of contradictions"
This is Wang Li's favorite song, and he recommended it to Xin Wu. He said that he himself is the president of the "Time Bank" in the song, and his father is the one who always uses the kitchen to try to solve all his problems. The question always ends with this sentence: "The most important thing in the world is to eat well and drink well. Being able to eat is a blessing. How can I lose weight?"
This is also the "culprit" for Wang Li's 110 kilograms of weight that he can never lose.
Wang Li's WeChat avatar signature is: "If you have another ferry ticket, will you go with me?"
Xin Wu knew that he was lovelorn.
At his weight, many girls don't take him seriously. It's not easy for him to find a fat junior girl named Xiaoyun who is the same style and doesn't dislike him. She has been officially dating him for two years, but her parents got her. Immigrated to Canada.
She was on a cruise ship and was deceived by her parents. Only when she was at sea did she realize: "I really decided to leave this time." What Wang Li couldn't let go of was the last WeChat message she sent him, asking This sentence - he can't leave! On the one hand, he has not graduated yet, and on the other hand, his father, who is a chef, has no way of letting his only son go to Canada to chase his girlfriend. He can only cook a more delicious meal to comfort Wang Li's injury. Heart.
The weight is getting heavier, and the time for handing in the graduation thesis is getting closer and closer. The pressure is coming, and I can't sleep well. The snoring is inevitable.
But it was hard for Xin Wu: I wanted to take a good rest, get enough sleep, and clear my head so that I could write that fatal paper, but with Wang Li being so messed up, it was completely impossible to find new inspiration.
Listen to music, watch short videos, and watch a few ridiculous pictures. Maybe it can arouse a little excitement?
"This picture is a bit interesting: someone replaced a clove of garlic with a small orange clove. The same size was stuffed into a circular array of peeled oranges, with the words 'squeeze the garlic in'." It’s also an illustration of Orange Outsiders’.”
This series has opened up the imagination of many people, so they even put out a series of items to guess the meaning:
"From left to right, a green onion, a 100-yuan piece, a head of garlic, a tomato, and an egg" - "It used to be an egg, haha, what's so difficult about this!"
Xinwu's procrastination relapsed. Although the laptop had been opened to the paper page for half a day, he still didn't type a word. He just stared at the tutor calling him back for the fourth time, saying "unqualified" and asking for further revisions. The reminder to resubmit before the end of this month - I have listened to the music and watched the short video, but the point that excites the brain has not yet been awakened.
"It's unreasonable! This thesis, I spent three months in the library, flipping through so much information, my hair fell all over the floor. It is truly an original article with painstaking efforts. I have been beaten by myself several times. I was so moved that such a great paper and such unique insights were rejected by my tutor for the fourth time. It was so incredible. What kind of writing did this old man want me to write to pass? Growing up, who didn’t know that I was good at writing? , I have never won second place in any essay contest in the city. How many times have I come back with a first prize easily? But here I am in this crappy college, with just a graduation thesis, and I can’t survive? I don’t I believe that my writing is really so bad, and I am not convinced by the old man's reason for rejecting the revision, saying that I have no system. What kind of system does he want? A formula for advanced mathematics? Please, that is Einstein's homework, I just I am a liberal arts student who studies purely theoretically. Can you teach me what I should write to pass the test?"
Xinwu struggled with his cell phone and the self-discipline in his brain. All of this seemed to point to the struggle with the balding old man with thick eyebrows, the tutor nicknamed "Hu Tu Gong". This was all he had now. The key and source of the greatest contradictions and distress!
Although everyone knows that the reason why this college is so awesome is because of the god-like existence of this old man, but he actually became his student and encountered this unlucky graduation season. I don’t know whether to say it is "lucky" or "unfortunate" .
"Some of you students think that they have written very well, with many arguments and sufficient arguments. In my opinion, it is all nonsense and nonsense! Why should I fight back? Take a look for yourselves, what are they written? ? Just pile on fancy words? Do you think I'm mentally retarded or blind? What exactly do you want to say? I haven't made it clear; others have written what you have written, and they have written it better than you, so you are considered When you copy, you should also copy out some new ideas, okay? Don’t you know that now the paper has a verification function, can you be careful when quoting the content of other people’s papers? If you rewrite, you should also disrupt the order of the sentences and respect it. Can you please talk about that programmer? Do you know why you are required to write a thesis? Is it just for graduation? Just for a diploma? If you are like those so-called 'seniors' who just copy words and steal arguments, Our college will close sooner or later! Your descendants will be ashamed of you! The college is also ashamed that there are students like you who go out to the society to mention the name of the school. What is our school motto? Do you still remember, Chapter 1 When you entered the school one day, how did the principal preach to you the glorious history of the college? "Aspire to be pure and sincere forever", you don't want to learn anything easy, learn how to falsify papers, find gunmen, I don't care about other instructors, come to me, you Don’t even think about it. What I want is to polish you one by one and make you become a talented person. When you go out, you can pat your chest and say that you are my disciples! Don’t think that just because you have won a few inferior awards, you can write Okay, what are those? It’s just a false name, it means nothing at all. Don’t talk about history with me. What I want to see now is what you wrote from your own hearts, which is truly shining, valuable, and Do not doubt the brilliant and powerful new ideas and good things. What I am saying is in the heads of you young people who look as stupid as pigs. If you dig them out for me, I will not believe them. After all this time, I still can’t squeeze out your essence?! It’s up to you! I’m waiting for your fifth and final draft. I hope all of you can graduate smoothly. Come on! Do well! Write."
Because of the epidemic, Old Man Hu lives in an epidemic area and has not returned to Chengdu College. He is in an online class at his home, shaking his head and talking to us on the live broadcast platform of the online class. We don’t know where he is. It encourages us more, or it destroys our confidence more. Anyway, in the academic world, the well-known name of "Foolish Public" is not in vain.
He must have slept too much at home, and without even shaving his beard. With half truth, half lies, half coaxing and half scolding, he "annihilated" several of our disciples for the fourth time.
