"The saliva fell into my dish."
Zhu Yan knocked on Xia Yang's noodle bowl, glanced at the ten yuan bill that the landlady pushed over, secretly rubbed it twice, put it into her pocket, stretched out her hand and pulled the left and right pieces of money in front of him toward her.
This is a king meal!
After eating this meal, the shameless dog-skin plaster opposite should give up and quit!
It's just that she has mysophobia!
He was so slobbery that she wouldn't eat anything he put his chopsticks on.
It's best to stare at him and don't touch anything else except the bowl of noodles!
Zhu Yan picked up the wet paper towel on the table, rubbed it twice, and continued to pick out the fish bones and drink the pigeon soup.
Xia Yang blinked, looked left and right, looked at Zhu Yan with a silly smile, pulled the taken away delivery bowl back in front of him, took two chopsticks and put them in each dish. .
Zhu Yan:? ?
Are you shameless in front of her?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Except for the pigeon soup in front of her, he didn't touch it. Everything else was covered with rain and dew!
This is what she ordered!
Although, it's not her money.
Zhu Yanxing's eyes opened slightly and she was slightly startled.
Calm down! She eats the untouched head office next to it!
The fragrant fish-flavored shredded pork, the dazzling Kung Pao chicken, the crispy yam, the green vegetables, the white and tender three-fresh tofu...
Pretending to be nonchalant, Yao took a sip of the soup, blew on it twice, and casually glanced at a group of chirping sparrows three or four meters away.
Should I teach this shameless plaster a lesson, or should I educate this white-faced guy who doesn’t know how to advance or retreat?
"I don't mind eating your saliva, wife."
Xia Yang said with a mean smile on his face, winked at Zhu Yan, picked up the vegetables and ate them gracefully.
"Pfft..." Zhu Yan spit out a mouthful of pigeon soup.
daughter in law?
Damn, his uncle, his grandma, his seven aunts and eight aunts!
Who is his wife?
I really thought that if I looked like cow dung, it was just cow dung!
Xia Yang wiped his face, and the expression on his face was very exciting. The soreness in his legs and feet was immediately felt.
daughter in law?
The boss and the boss's wife looked at each other, but they didn't come back to their senses.
"Why are you staring at me?"
The boss muttered, glanced at the landlady resentfully, and lowered his head.
This is an old couple, how can they show off their affection like this young man from time to time?
My wife is no longer a smooth cabbage.
The boss turned off the gas, wiped his hands, and reached for the plate with fish-flavored shredded pork.
"Wait a minute." The lady boss glanced sideways at the boss, picked up a few cilantro, and put them into the two bowls of bean curd in front of her, "I'll give this one first."
"Oh." The boss responded and stretched out his hand to take the bowl. Hey, "I didn't put in the peanuts, so there are too few peanuts. We are not the kind of profiteers who deceive the raw and deceitful."
"So much nonsense," the lady boss glanced at the boss and threw the spoon into the aluminum pot, "Who has the final say?"
"You!" The boss immediately smiled brightly, "Of course it is my wife who has the final say."
"Hurry up and go." The landlady glanced at the boss again, "This old man is not serious. He can't do anything serious."
boss,"……"
Why isn't he doing the right thing?
He has been working very obediently as a waiter.
The boss raised his eyebrows and looked around. Fortunately, his wife didn't speak loudly, so he saved his face.
The pair under their eyes, uh, what's going on, turned and glanced to the west, the sunset was just right!
Was that an artificial sprinkling of water?
No matter, let's leave such a big thing to the old woman, and he can just be a clerk and an errand boy.
"Here you go, two bowls of fragrant bean curd." The boss shouted enthusiastically and put the bean curd on the table. "Eat slowly, the rest will be here later."
"Okay, uncle." Someone among the chattering crowd responded sweetly.
The boss glanced at the other people, turned around and walked towards the stall.
A few kids don’t know how to do it, but they also want to get married, right?
How old is this? Not 20, right?
It seems like you can’t get married and get a license if you’re under 20, right?
Daughter-in-law, do these two words have such great charm?
The boss took two steps and then looked back at the girls. He kept staring at other couples. It was not very ladylike after all!
Although, everyone is just a spectator, so he won't.
He would quietly, occasionally, and from time to time, take a quick glance at her.
Hey, why is the old woman staring at him again?
He is a very dedicated person.
The boss walked to the stall, leaned close to the landlady, glanced left and right, looked back and forth, and calmly touched the landlady's fat waist twice with a charming smile on his face. He shouted loudly: Wife.
"What? You're such a crooked old man."
The landlady looked over at him and pinched the restless hand hard.
"It hurts!" The boss looked at the landlady with a look of resentment, squeaked, looked forward twice, and then touched his wife's fat waist.
No one is looking at him!
They are an old couple who are over half a century old. How can their fresh meat and juicy cabbage attract attention?
Hehe, it seems like I did the right thing.
My wife didn’t pinch him this time!
A big hand came over again quietly.
"Look." The landlady glanced at Zhu Yan.
"Yes," the boss responded, "I see, she is a talented man and a beautiful woman."
He walked closer to his wife, smiling proudly, "Just like when we were young, the man was talented and the woman was beautiful."
"What a talented man and beautiful woman!" The landlady looked at the boss, her voice full of dissatisfaction.
What vision? The girl is beautiful!
Is that boy talented? Why didn't she see it?
He is clearly a white-faced person!
There is no reason to ask your wife for money, why don’t you just give her money?
What a bad sight!
What a pity for such a beautiful flower.
"Yes, yes, she's not good-looking at all." The boss echoed, "You're good-looking but you can't eat it."
"I don't have any eyesight at all." The landlady glanced sideways at the boss, took the spoon from the large aluminum pot, and added a spoonful of water thoughtfully.
Of course it looks good and can be eaten!
She just likes that good-looking girl!
She just likes to add more shredded pork, three, four, five or six more fish fillets, and some of her favorite peanuts and coriander.
"Okay, okay, it's my fault. I went to deliver the food."
The boss smiled honestly and loyally, and Duan Longzi turned to leave.
"Flowers are stuck in cow dung."
The landlady's faint voice came from behind.
The boss looked back with a surprised look on his face. Where are they?
It was obvious that a flower (old cabbage) had been inserted into his cow dung.
Liu Fen has obviously only married one daughter-in-law in his life, named Xuan Hua!
This pot cannot be carried away.
The boss quickly served the fish-flavored shredded pork rice bowl to the girls who were in a daze, then ran over in small steps and got in front of the boss's wife.
"Daughter-in-law, you can't accuse me wrongly. My cow dung will warm your flower!"
What?
The landlady turned around with a surprised look on her face and raised the spoon in her hand. She deserved a beating.
How can you say such love words in public?
There is such a thing, so old and dishonest!
"Daughter-in-law, if the soup from this spoon drips on your hand, put it down quickly. I'll come and wipe it for you."
The boss quickly snatched the spoon away, took the towel on the table and wiped the boss lady's slightly rich hand very carefully and carefully.
Zhu Yan:? ?
Zhu Yan glanced at it, raised her eyebrows, lowered her head, and took the tissue on the table to wipe her mouth.
"Wait a minute, wife, I'll come." Xia Yang's white face instantly enlarged in front of him, so big that you could clearly see your own image in his bright and clear eyes, "I'll do this kind of thing." .”
Zhu Yan:? ?
What the hell?
Is this about using your hands and feet to learn from the boss and show your affection?
Hey, she seems to be unfamiliar with the pretty guy opposite!
"Hiss—" Xia Yang felt a soreness in his legs, and the hand holding the tissue smoothly landed on Zhu Yan's shoulders.
When Zhu Yan raised her head, the two of them met each other's eyes. Xia Yang's exquisite face, so white that there was no blackhead at all, was within reach, and his smooth forehead touched her forehead...
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