Chapter 54: Old Liu Tou’s Humor

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Lights out.

He Shiling raised her left hand and took a look, coughed slightly, looked at Yi Lingfei, and glanced at the front door of the classroom.

When Yi Lingfei heard the sound, she turned her head to the left and looked towards the front door of the classroom.

The door was tightly closed, and he didn't know how Colonel Cao got in! He should have left someone to guard the front door, but he made a mistake.

Yi Lingfei looked at He Shiling with a look of regret on his face. He would never do this again.

He Shiling shook her head and looked at the lamp above her head.

oh! Yi Lingfei smiled instantly, looked up at the ceiling, and turned off the lights, Master Liu!

After poking Du Xiaofeng, he inadvertently flicked his right hand twice towards the front door of the classroom, and flipped through two pages of the book in front of him without leaving any trace!

Turn off the lights and run?

Su Lei's eyes lit up. This was a good idea. Anyway, Colonel Cao didn't know them either.

Are you preparing to run away?

Du Xiaofeng sat upright and glanced sideways at Yi Lingfei on the left. The giant Buddha behind him knew him! Yes, can you run?

Yi Lingfei gently hooked her fingers and ran away first.

It was time to turn off the lights. Zheng Yifan glanced at the back wall of the classroom and muttered in his mind, "Five, four, three, two..."

"beep--!"

After a crisp whistle sounded, "Hurry up and go downstairs, the lights are about to be turned off."

The next second, the entire teaching school building was dark, and it was impossible to see even one's fingers.

"Lights out, Colonel Cao, how about we deal with it tomorrow?"

Yi Lingfei turned around and smiled, stood up, God helps those who help themselves, and pulled the two people around him!

Su Lei chuckled and stood up. Du Xiaofeng bent down and pulled the shoelaces.

tomorrow? Beautiful thought! You don’t even understand the principle of getting things done today!

Principal Cao groped his way to the balcony beside the south wall of the classroom, opened the window: "Old Liu, turn on the light."

"Who is it?"

Old Liu raised his flashlight, who was calling him! If you want to turn on the light so openly, if Principal Cao finds out, it will be easy for you.

"It's me, Lao Cao!" Colonel Cao responded.

I can't even recognize his voice. My intelligence and hearing have both declined!

"Lao Cao? Which Lao Cao?"

When Old Liu heard this, he was very happy. He actually dared to call himself Old Cao. There was only one old man named Cao in the school.

Old Liu turned his head and glanced at the fourth floor of the office building. The lights were still on.

Lao Cao, oh no, School Cao, even if you work overtime at the moment, you can only work in the principal's office in the office building, not in the teaching building.

Boy, are you so brave that you dare to pretend to be Colonel Cao?

Lao Liu turned his head and shouted at the teaching school, "If you are Lao Cao, I will be Lao Cao's grandfather."

Old Liu Tou couldn't help but laugh twice, well, he is so wise. .

Colonel Cao, "..."

"..." In the classroom, everyone looked at each other, and then, there was a low giggle.

Principal Cao glanced into the dark classroom and shouted downstairs: "Old Liu, turn on the light."

"You kid, are you looking for trouble? You're still turning on the light, hurry up and go downstairs!"

Old Liu Tou took the flashlight and waved it up and down the teaching building a few times. Which floor was this guy on?

"Turn on the light, Old Liu."

Su Lei squeezed his throat and ran to the front balcony, shouted outside, and then quickly ran into the classroom.

"You're looking for something to smoke!"

Du Xiaofeng said in a low voice, when Su Lei sat down, he slapped him on the back. He must be too courageous, he didn't play according to the routine.

"Anyway, it's dark, and Colonel Cao doesn't know it's me. Hurry up and get ready to escape." Su Lei pulled Du Xiaofeng, "Go to the front door. The back door is locked. There will be a sound when you open it."

"Okay." Du Xiaofeng responded, stood up, and tried a few times with his feet. He didn't know where the bottle was now. He wouldn't have stepped on it.

"Ah——, there's a ghost! Let's go."

Su Lei pinched her throat and ran towards the front door of the classroom. Well, why can't the door be opened?

"What's going on?" Du Xiaofeng, who was following behind, asked, "What's the matter with you? Open the door quickly."

"Hold on, don't worry, I'll do it."

Yi Lingfei stepped forward and pulled the door twice, but there was no response.

"The door is locked."

Su Lei touched the door lock, shook his head helplessly, and walked towards the seat where he had just been sitting.

Who, who locked the door? Didn't we just lock the back door?

Yi Ling flew to the balcony south of the classroom and took a look. Jiang, who was still the hot one in School Cao, sighed softly and followed Su Lei to the back.

Who is so wicked? What are you doing by locking the door? Du Xiaofeng muttered and went back.

Listening to the rustling sound, Principal Cao glanced at the classroom, a group of brats! Compared with him, you are much more tender, okay?

He reached out and touched the keys in his pocket. None of you can escape!

"Old Liutou, you can either turn on the light or get out of here."

Cao turned around and shouted downstairs, testing his patience.

This old man Liu, who is only fifty-five years old, is already so deaf! Look at yourself again, you are not deaf, your eyesight is not blurry, your hands are not shaking, you are a model of youth and immortality! Although, it’s a little worse than that “childlike” Lao Li!

"Childlike face"? Is this the class taught by Lao Li? It really surprised him!

Principal Cao turned around and looked at the dark figures in the classroom. It was outrageous! He actually wanted to escape! You have to take responsibility, and you have to correct your mistakes promptly. You don’t understand this principle, so you usually turn a deaf ear to his words!

Also, it’s time to clean up that Xiao Fei, he actually made a bad idea. He thought he was blind and couldn't see his little moves!

"Which floor are you on, and which class are you in? You deserve a slap, right? Little bastard, get out of here."

The voice of Old Liu Tou came downstairs again, and the flashlight was swinging up and down between the third and fourth floors. Also shaking was Old Liu Tou's voice, "Just wait, let's see how I deal with you, grandpa." .”

Everyone in the classroom, "..."

Colonel Cao, "..."

"Uncle Liu Wen, come up here, immediately, immediately. I'm on the third floor, sophomore (5) in high school."

School Cao’s mountain-shaking roar instantly exploded in the square in front of the teaching building.

"Didn't we agree that we would run away as soon as the lights were turned off? Why are they back again?"

Ling Shuchu pulled He Shiling with a look of worry, "What's going on?"

He Shiling, "..."

Did she say she would run away after turning off the lights?

She meant that when the lights went out, Principal Cao had to put the matter aside for the time being and deal with it tomorrow.

Tomorrow is Saturday, the third week of February. School Cao will be very busy. There will be meetings from morning to afternoon. Where will he have time to take care of these small things?

This matter, of course, is settled.

Moreover, after the lights are turned off, no one can instruct Master Liu to turn on the lights for any reason. Otherwise, it will be an open violation of discipline and a blatant challenge to School Cao's authority!

Who would have thought that the guard, Master Liu, is so dedicated!

But, Master Liu, does Principal Cao approve of your "humor"?

He Shiling glanced outside the classroom balcony, and a smile appeared on her lips. Principal Cao was not paying attention to the classroom at the moment. It would be a good idea to open the door and let them escape!

He Shiling patted Ling Huo's hand gently, "I guess I can't walk through the front door, so call Xiaofei over."

"Oh." Ling Shuchu responded, but before he could speak again, he saw Yi Lingfei groping over and sitting over, and asked hurriedly, "Why are you guys back again?"

"The front door is locked." Yi Lingfei sighed and glanced outside the balcony, "I guess it was locked when Colonel Cao entered."

"It's locked, what should we do? Can't we get out?" Ling Shuchu was stunned for a moment, why did School Cao lock the door?

"Where's the back door?" Wang Xinyi rolled her eyes, "We can go out through the back door."

"Back door, yes, we have the key, smart." Yi Lingfei whispered, "Su Lei, Su Lei."

"Hey, it's coming, it's coming." Su Lei responded softly and groped over, "What's wrong?"

"You are smart. The sound of unlocking the back door is so loud." Ling Hu rolled his eyes at Wang Xinyi and then glared at Yi Lingfei. "Last semester, I told you that I would use my class fee to get a new lock. You But I don’t agree and say I’ll just use it, you see.”

"That's right, the sound is a bit loud." Yi Lingfei touched the back of his head, "Should we slip or not?"

"Let them go, you, me, Xiaoyu, and Du Xiaofeng stay." He Shiling responded.

"Okay. Su Lei will open the door and take them away," Yi Lingfei whispered, looking at the balcony again, "I'll cover you."

"Okay." Su Lei responded, "Go gently, I've picked up the bottle, just don't touch Zheng Yifan."

Ling Shuchu and Wang Xinyi responded, followed Su Lei with their waists bent, took two steps, and then stopped, "Wen Wen is still in front."

"You go first, I'll call her." Yi Lingfei stood up carefully and walked to the left front door of the classroom.

Yo? You can do it, little bastard! Not only do you look good, you also have courage. I want to see who gave you such courage. Old Liu glanced towards the fourth floor of the office building. The lights were still on.

Well, Colonel Cao, you should be diligent in government affairs, and let him, Old Liu, handle the little things like this for these unruly brats.

Old Liu Tou took a big step forward, which was particularly weighty.

After walking only two steps, he suddenly stopped and thought to himself, "No, this voice sounds familiar."

After thinking and thinking, the majestic face of Colonel Cao suddenly appeared in his mind.

Old Liu Tou retracted his steps and moved the flashlight in his hand toward the east side of the third floor. After spotting a bright bald head, he quickly moved it back.

Bald? Lao Liu subconsciously touched his bald head, which was almost barren. It was because of this that he was "recognized by the wise" by Captain Cao.

This bright bald head really must be Colonel Cao!

Old Liu Tou reluctantly glanced at the fourth floor of the office building.

I wish that the mountain-shaking roar could be heard from the office building at this moment.

However, there was no one. The fourth floor of the office building was brightly lit and no one was around!

Lao Cao, what kind of wind did you get today?

Why did you sneak up to the third floor of the teaching building? No matter how bad your eyes are, you can't mistake the teaching building and the office, right?

Old Liu touched his bald head, turned off the flashlight, and glanced at the third floor of the teaching building. That bright bald head was particularly dazzling!

How to do it?

Thinking of how confident I had been just now, I suddenly felt like a deflated rubber ball or a dead flashlight.

Are you pretending not to recognize Captain Cao and going upstairs to punish the "little bastard"? Or should you realize your mistake and immediately reflect on it and turn on the light?

Old Liu Tou was stunned for a moment and thought about it seriously. This was really a dilemma.

"Hey, it can't really be School Cao, can it?" "Isn't it? Go over and have a look, and you'll know."

"I heard that it was very lively tonight for the second year of high school. We were able to catch the last bus." "Okay, stop talking and go up and have a look." "Let's take a walk."

There were people pushing and jostling each other, trotting past Old Liu Tou in a hurry.

lively? He has long passed the age of joining in the fun. Old Liu Tou thought for a while and decided to pretend to be deaf and go upstairs. The most he could do was to be scolded for being deaf and blind. Can anyone break Lao Cao's rules by turning on the lights after the lights-out point? ! Then wouldn't he be scolded twice in a row?

After making up his mind, Old Liu Tou felt much relieved. He waved the flashlight in his hand and shouted to the third floor:

"Wait a minute, you're so good! You've actually imitated Colonel Cao's voice. Who gave you the courage? I won't teach you a lesson for Colonel Cao!"

Colonel Cao, "..."

There was a low chuckle in the classroom.

"Colonel Cao, Old Liu Tou won't give you face."

Zheng Yifan walked over and looked at the dim street lights on the road fifty or sixty meters away. When he saw the slightly stunned expression on Principal Cao's face, he couldn't help but add to his anger.

Old Liu Tou doesn't give him face, so Zheng Yifan gives him face. Anyway...

"Are you worried?"

Colonel Cao raised his hand, but stopped when it was about to land on Zheng Yifan. Forget it, he would have to go back to Lingnuo in a week, so I wouldn't teach him any more. Leave a good impression on yourself, so as not to dislike Zheng Yifan when you see him in the future. He is a gentle and submissive child.

"I know Cao, Colonel Cao loves me the most, me."

Zheng Yifan came over and said with a low smile, after a pause, when did there be a tail behind him?

He pushed Yi Lingfei, who was squatting behind him, why are you everywhere? Stay away from me!

"Hmph!" Principal Cao snorted, glanced at a few figures in the classroom, and whispered, "It's good that you know."

"Yes, I know." Zheng Yifan chuckled. You loved him so much that you announced that he would drop out of school in front of several outsiders! Where did his always arrogant self-esteem go?

Drop out of school? Not transferring schools! Do you dislike him so much? When I return to Lingnuo, who knows about it, I won’t be laughed at!

you know? You know it, but you still want to piss him off! Who is following you?

Colonel Cao turned his head, stretched out his foot, and kicked him, "Come out."

"I'm here to educate Master Liu for you, look at me." Yi Lingfei stood up, smiled at Principal Cao, and rushed to the balcony, "Master Liu, turn on the light, Principal Cao is here, and the door doesn't know It's been locked by some big bastard, and we can't get out."

Colonel Cao, "..."

OK! You can do it! You are great! Colonel Cao raised his hand and touched the left forehead that was hit, then put his hand into the pocket of his jacket and held the key inside.

Just saying this to you, if you want to go out safely, there is no door!

Zheng Yifan, "..."

Yi Xiaofei, are you forgetful? Isn't the back door the lock you asked Su Lei to lock? You are so good, you are scolding yourself! I'm convinced YOU!

Old Liu Tou, "..."

Old Liu Tou, who had just reached the stairs on the first floor, stopped when he heard the voice. How was he going to answer the call? Can you still pretend?

How can you pretend not to hear such a loud sound? Old Liu Tou was hesitating and felt a weight on his shoulders.

"Master Liu, please go back first and turn on the electricity in the teaching building. I'll go to Grade 2 (5) to check on the situation." The next second, Zhao Yun pulled up Old Liu's flashlight, and the light hit his face directly. Go up, "See clearly, I am Zhao Yun."

"Yeah!" Old Liu's eyes widened in an instant, and his face so close to him was pale and colorless by the white light. "Look, look, see clearly, Team Leader Zhao! I'm going right now."

"Okay." Zhao Yun turned around and went upstairs. Chang Bian turned around behind him, and the end of his braid just happened to sweep across Old Liu Tou's frightened face.

Old Liu patted his chest, took a deep breath, and turned on the light with a flashlight.

"Sister, please wait for us. Kailing, please hurry up."

Zhu Yan looked at Zhao Yun, who had turned towards the stairs, and then turned to urge Ding Kailing, who was walking gracefully and slowly in the square, "What time has it been?"

"Here we come." Ding Kailing responded with a chuckle.

He swayed slowly, looked at Zhu Yan in front of him, and shook his head slightly. This elegant temperament comes from within, and is not something to show off to anyone!

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