The scary boy said he didn't understand.
The scary doctor who examined him looked at him frequently.
Can his small body bear that unspeakable look in his eyes?
But when he thought about what he had just experienced in bed, he gritted his teeth and did it.
As long as he is not embarrassed, what is embarrassing is other horrors. This is what he knows after living for more than three thousand years.
When he knocked on the little old lady's office door again, he received a warm welcome from the little old lady.
After all, I saw on the website of Menggui Hospital that the little guy did everything obediently. This can generate income for her.
"Come on, come on, sit down."
As he spoke, the little old lady stretched out her hand to pick up the inspection report he had brought back.
The horror boy's scalp was numb.
He felt like Grandpa Calabash was visiting Snake Jing's house.
Door-to-door food delivery...
The little old lady looked at the scary boy's test results with dignity.
"You are so sick..."
The corner of the horror boy's mouth twitched.
What's wrong with him? What's wrong with him? He is just complaining and looking for trouble.
He wanted to see what this little old lady could say.
He stuck his butt out and climbed onto the stool.
"It's a terminal illness!"
The little old lady suddenly said something, and finally she let go of the boy's anger, threw down the stool, and squatted on her butt.
He tried his best to hold back his ferocity and restlessness, and jumped onto the chair to sit down.
He stared straight into the eyes of the little old lady opposite.
I just look at you quietly, look at you, look at you...
Little old lady: Let’s see~
I'm afraid you'll see it.
You may live a long time, but I am thick-skinned~
Continue with that serious nonsense.
"It is an immortal terminal disease, and the only treatment is psychological counseling. You have to accept it, affirm it, tolerate it, cherish it, and let yourself go."
Originally, the scary boy thought that the little old lady was trying to trick him into buying medicine, but this time he was ready to argue.
Just when the little old lady was speaking, he had already performed countless versions in his mind.
As it turned out, the little old lady didn't sell any medicine, or ask for any unreasonable surgeries, but actually psychological counseling.
And that’s quite what the old human lady said.
When he thought about it, he felt it was right.
It seems that this old lady is also a conscientious doctor, even though she cheated him during the examination just now.
Da Huai: Then you are naive~
Sure enough, the eldest sister started to cheat.
"Psychological intervention is a long-term treatment process, but I will no longer be in this hospital in a while. I can only use strong medicine to shorten this process. What do you think?"
Horror Boy: I think, I don’t think this is good.
It's not like he's really sick. He's been more than three thousand years old and has long recognized the reality. He just shows off occasionally.
Use your old human lady for psychological counseling?
Am I here to treat illnesses? It's cannibalism! eat human!
He wanted to say this, but when faced with the little old lady's stepmother's tea party-like confidence, he realized it.
Forbearance a moment, calm, take a step back, a brighter future.
"I listen to the doctor."
The little old lady nodded.
"Although the treatment cycle is shortened, it is also more expensive, but the quality is definitely better than that of a long-term treatment. One treatment costs 100,000 yuan. If you open it for three days first, I will give you a discount. It will be 99,990 yuan per time. Nine, no matter the number, I hope you will be cured for a long time and never get sick again."
Horror Boy: "..."
What a huge discount, he's such a nice guy.
But the world of adult horror is not so easy to follow, and sometimes it is forced.
The boy smiled sweetly.
"Okay, just listen to the doctor."
The little old lady smiled.
"Then I'll give you a three-day ticket. You go and pay the fee. You're a child, so I won't ask for tips from you. In the next few days, you can just come here every day."
Horror Boy: "..."
You can shut up.
Snapped! Bang bang bang bang!
Five hundred thousand ghost coins fell on the table.
Horror Boy smirked, but actually gritted his teeth.
"No, doctor, I'm busy at work and can't come to the hospital every day. See if you can adjust it."
Give two trees to protect your entire forest.
He was sure that he would come here tomorrow and the day after today to save tips. If he didn't get it, it wouldn't be the five hundred thousand.
He has realized the reality.
Next, the scary boy paid three times for psychological counseling.
Probably because he saved three dollars, the scary boy was very happy and maintained a stiff but polite fake smile throughout the whole process.
When he came back, the little old lady began to give him three psychological counseling sessions.
He told him the story of a temple that once had a sickly little monk in it.
She told him the story of how she escaped from him and couldn't fly.
She told him the story of three genius cute babies and their little seductive mommy.
There was still some time after he finished speaking, and the little old human lady started chatting with him.
Looking at his young face, I asked him how he maintained it for more than three thousand years.
Horror Boy: "..."
What the hell...
Meeting the little old lady's gaze, she gritted her teeth.
"Natural beauty!"
When the time came, he wanted to run, but the little old lady stopped him and asked him to grade.
He got a five-star review on his backhand.
It’s over, I can fuck you!
Absolutely sincere, absolutely willing.
Thinking about the half million tip he just dumped, Horror Boy felt it was worth it.
On days like this, his awesome and frightening boy definitely didn't want to experience it a second time.
Looking at the door that had been slammed shut, the little old lady opened it again, stretched her head out, and looked at the back of the little one who was about to reach the end of the corridor.
Suddenly came a sentence.
"Welcome next time -"
The scary boy was so frightened that he almost sprained his legs and ran faster.
Fuck you next time!
The little old lady was about to look back when she saw the door of the Nephrology Department also opened.
As soon as a hand stretched out, it was pulled back again, and the door was closed with a bang.
The little old lady was so perplexed that she only heard one sentence: "Buy the CD."
She was so frightened that the old man quickly closed the door and patted his chest with joy.
"Huai, the outside world is so dangerous."
The audience in the live broadcast room all rolled their eyes...
As a result, the next second, the little old lady opened the door a crack and threw the big locust tree aside.
"Go quickly and solicit customers for the eldest sister."
Da Huai who was thrown out stared at Mung Bean, feeling that there was no love in the world.
"Sister, you said the outside world is dangerous."
The little old lady was lying on the crack of the door.
"You are from the same roots. To me, I am in danger, but to you, I am like a fish in water."
After saying this, he had a hurt expression on his face and touched his chest.
"Huai, is it possible that you don't want to protect your sister?"
Dahuai: "..."
That's not the case.
The little old lady acted like if you don't go, you are heartless, cold and unreasonable.
Da Huai couldn't stand the disappointed look on her eldest sister's face.
"I go!"
With that said, he walked towards the corridor door.
But it always feels like something is wrong.
This brain...
I want to put back the puzzle pieces that I put away before, but after thinking about it, I might as well forget it.
My eldest sister once said, "Suffering a loss is a blessing, being stupid is a blessing."
Thinking of this, Joy happily ran to the corridor door and waited.
The little old lady stretched out her head to take a look, and when she looked at the big locust tree, she gave it a heart sign.
Dahuai felt comforted.
Look, eldest sister still loves it.
I responded with a heartfelt message to the little old lady and started working as a goalkeeper conscientiously.
