This is a multiple choice question.
A:Urine
B: No peeing
Hide multiple choice questions.
Aquablue Star's headlines tomorrow.
A: We have embodied the luxurious life of Dragon Kingdom player Dong Shuzhen in the thrilling battlefield of the National Games and the toilet.
B: Surprise! Dragon Kingdom player Dong Shuzhen actually urinates and urinates everywhere! ! !
C: Explode! Sixty-five-year-old Dragon Kingdom player Dong Shuzhen peed her pants! ! !
The little old lady calculated with her fingers, took off her pants decisively and sat on the golden toilet.
Cool!
I feel like my worth has been elevated, which is much better than that of a rich man using a donkey brand toilet.
After making a golden toilet, the little old lady slept sweeter than usual.
It was a dreamless night, and this time there was no need for her to scream. The little old lady woke up naturally.
In the past, the little old lady would have Da Huai and the others use all their strength to wake her up and coax her out of bed.
For the first time, the little old lady who had something to do today had to get up early. As soon as she left the house, she saw many tables set up in the yard of the base camp, and everyone in the house was shouting fiercely - play mahjong!
This time, the little old lady always felt like she was the owner of the mahjong parlor.
When I woke up, customers were still having fun.
The little old lady was not polite. She went to each table and started smoking ghost coins while mumbling about it.
"The table fee is charged."
Looking at his eldest sister who suddenly intervened.
Da Huai and others are horrified: "..."
The crowd suddenly fell silent.
You look at me and I look at you, making eye contact.
Why did eldest sister get up so early today?
Sleepwalking, right?
Everyone, please keep quiet. We can continue after the eldest sister goes back to sleep, and we can get the money back.
…
In this way, a group of terrified people watched the little old lady busy cleaning herself up, and finally made herself a bowl of spicy instant noodles.
After eating, he collected the werewolf tree demon, picked up the big locust tree and disappeared into the base camp.
Not to mention the horror of An Jia Le Ying and others, even the audience in the live broadcast room was stunned.
The little old lady got up so early!
And he washes himself. Seeing that Fat Hu didn't cook, he just makes noodles and eats them to get a copy.
this……
This seems normal, but it doesn't feel so normal when it happens to a little old lady.
In a blink of an eye, the little old lady had entered the dungeon.
Ding!
[Welcome to the thrilling and bizarre world of national sports]
[Lucky Player: Dong Shuzhen]
[Representative Country; Dragon Country]
[Reward for clearing the level: 100 ghost coins + 5 ghost power + 5 physical constitution]
[Penalty for failure: The strange copy now represents the country. (Excluding the physical punishment for player death, shocking death, shocking 100 times the physical manifestation. Death due to other reasons, 24-hour natural disasters will randomly appear on behalf of the country.)]
[Friendly reminder: Many things in the dungeon can be taken out of the dungeon...]
[Current copy: wildfire will never burn]
[Player identity: Shanmin Shuizhen
According to legend, Taohua Village was created during the pre-Qin period when refugees fleeing wars settled in the mountains. As time went by, many people came in one after another. After the founding of the People's Republic of China, it became a tourist town in the mountains. 】
[Dungeon Mission: Survive until the end of the instance]
[Identity mission: Find the cause of the fire
Tip: The higher the task completion, the higher the reward. 】
[Number of players: 12 people]
[The game is loading...]
【Loading completed! 】
[Welcome to the Inexhaustible Wildfire dungeon, I wish you a happy game. 】
Ding!
The jingle sounded, and the little old lady returned to consciousness and appeared in the copy world.
At this time, she was lying on a rocking chair, holding a black cat in her arms, wearing an unprecedented ethnic costume.
"Grandma Shui."
Before the little old lady could get up and look around, a young man dressed similar to her came in at the door. The young man had a dark complexion and showed big white teeth. He arrived before anyone else arrived.
The little old lady looked up and met the eyes of the young man who came in with a smile.
Although the little kid smiled brightly, he was full of deathly aura, like a living corpse.
"What's the matter?"
The little old lady responded casually.
The young man chuckled, walked up to the little old lady, and didn't mind being dirty. He sat down on the ground, picked up the cat from the little old lady's arms, and stroked it, talking while doing so.
"Erbo Jin said that a group of people came to the village, brought by the village chief, talking about a variety show group.
The village chief has made an agreement with them not to come to the back village and only move around in the front village. However, there is no guarantee that they will not go up the mountain. We should be careful and don't collide with anything we shouldn't.
Uncle Jin said that the people in the former village are not us. They have to live and generate income. It is understandable for the village chief to do this. Let us not be too disrespectful. "
The little old lady was confused when she heard it, but the old god was there on her face.
But her attitude made the young man sigh.
"Grandma Shui, Tudan knows that you hate these outsiders, especially those from the photography and film crews. They don't understand the rules of the mountain people and walk around randomly. I hate it too.
Especially the camping team that caused a fire in the mountains and destroyed many lives, and the thief from the previous disguised movie..."
The young man seemed to be afraid that the little old lady's current identity would be furious because of what she said next, so he stopped abruptly.
Little old lady: "..."
What do you mean by half of your words?
If you have the ability, please finish.
But the young man stood up suddenly, and the black cat was so frightened that it jumped far away.
"Sorry Grandma Shui, I have to go back and do my homework. Goodbye."
As soon as the words fell, the person had disappeared.
The big locust tree above the head moved.
"Sister, this kid is not a human being."
The little old lady took a bite of the pears on the low table beside her.
"I also know it's not human."
Dahuai moved again.
"The information he gave is too little. How do we analyze it?"
The little old lady raised her eyebrows.
Hey, it's different now that she's smart. Now I know I have to help her analyze.
"Who said there was little information? From the moment he came in, every sentence was full of information."
He got up and replaced the walking stick beside him with his own walking stick, walked around, eating pears, and started to visit his own home.
As soon as you enter the courtyard, although the place is small, it is well-equipped.
Behind the house is the family's vegetable garden. The entire building is very old, and even the repairs can be seen using old craftsmanship.
But I learned about the variety show team from the boy named Tudan.
Being able to record variety shows shows that this copy is still very developed in this era.
There is an old well in the courtyard, which is still a pressure well.
The arrangement here proves that she is the only one living here.
After checking it out, the little old lady went out.
As soon as she went out and was no longer covered by the courtyard wall, the little old lady immediately realized how high she was.
At this height, you can easily see a village at the end of the downhill road.
That should be what Tudan said, the front village that is different from their back village.
It's really different, the architectural styles are completely different.
It’s not that their Houcun is backward, it’s retro. There are carvings on the tiles, which are very delicate and don’t look like something that should appear deep in the mountains.
Qiancun is a small two- and three-story building. It is a tourist town, and those are naturally farmhouses run by the villagers.
There is only a two-kilometer road connecting the front village and the back village.
"Grandma Shui."
The little old lady was observing secretly, and a little woman carrying a vegetable basket came from behind.
A girl in her twenties, wearing national costumes and combing her hair like a woman, is young, but does not fit the temperament of a girl of this age and age in this era.
The little old lady looked at her calmly.
The little woman chuckled.
"Stop pretending, you must have forgotten me again. I am Mu Yanran."
Still pretending to be reserved here.
The little woman Mu Yanran has her orchid fingers raised, her sleeves covering her mouth and she smiles coquettishly. She is well-educated.
Even the few steps he took just now were all well behaved, showing his tutoring.
But these words embarrassed the old man.
Little old lady: "..."
After waiting for a long time, someone of her status has Alzheimer's disease~
He forgets people even if he can't move them.
This disease is good^O^~
Continuing to act like a arrogant little old lady, just as she was thinking about how to respond, another delicate middle-aged woman appeared behind the little woman.
She is in her fifties, her hair is neatly combed, she is dressed in national costumes, and she has the air of a lady. She looks at the little old lady with a playful look in her eyes.
As soon as he opens his mouth, he is inconsistent with his appearance and his voice is loud.
"That head of hers is like a mallet. What else can she remember now besides the hatred?"
"Mother!"
The little woman stopped her mother with disapproval, saving her from continuing to talk and irritating the little old lady.
When the little woman called her, the delicate middle-aged woman also shut up.
The little woman took a cautious look at the little old lady.
Seeing that the little old lady didn't pay attention to them at all, she lowered her voice and lectured the middle-aged woman.
"Mom, can you please stop irritating Grandma Shui.
She is already miserable enough.
Isn't it right for her to hate those people? If they hadn't taken care of the fire, the Shui family wouldn't have died so many people trying to protect the underground palace.
If there hadn't been that kind of person in the previous film team, Granny Shui's grandson wouldn't have lost his life because of being captured and interrogated.
The Shui family is full of loyal people, and they are worthy of their master. If you say this, let the master know it, and see if the master doesn't deal with you. "
The delicate middle-aged woman sneered.
Even though she is old, she is the person who comes down the mountain the most in the village. After all, her Mu family is in charge of purchasing.
After so many years, her thoughts have changed long ago, and she is no longer the brainwashed fool she was thousands of years ago.
Why is it that in the 21st century, people outside have been liberated, and they are still proud to be slaves here.
More than two thousand years...
All debts have been repaid.
What's more, their so-called master is not a kind person.
Protecting Shui Shuzhen now is just because metal, wood, water, fire, and earth are indispensable.
Without the cycle of the five elements, the underground palace cannot function, and he will really be dead.
Is he protecting Shui Shuzhen? He was protecting his own life.
The Shui family is now in danger. As long as a human being suitable to inherit the Shui family's abilities appears, the current Shui family will be gone.
Looking at her silly child, the delicate woman didn't know what to tell her.
If the owner didn't nod, how could the Jin family allow so many people to come in from the front village, and also be allowed to enter the back mountain.
With a word from the Jin family, it would be useless even if the village chief tried to bring in a variety show team.
The little old lady listened to the narration in her ears with a magical look on her face.
That's right, just now, the delicate middle-aged woman's inner drama reached the ears of the little old lady without any hint of it.
The little old lady is fantasy.
It seems that this copy involves some metaphysics.
The Five Elements, the Underground Palace, plus the NPCs that appeared in the back village, including her, there are already four surnames, gold, wood, water, earth, and only fire.
Mu Yanran was scolding her mother with her little mouth.
Before Mu Yanran could say hello to her, Mu Yanran was pulled into the house by her mother.
After all, a middle-aged woman still has to save face when her daughter reprimands her in front of her opponent.
Seeing the people leave, the little old lady turned around and continued shopping.
Don’t forget to chat with Da Huai.
"Daihuai, did you hear that?"
Dahuai nodded.
"I heard."
Compared with the large number of people in the front village, there are only five houses in the back village.
Her house is next to Mu's house.
Beyond the Mujia is the Tujia.
The little old lady was observing her surroundings. She didn't expect Dahuai to give her any meaningful answer.
It was amazing to hear it answer and connect.
After reacting, he couldn't help but ask again.
"Did you hear that? Do you know what I said?"
Da Huai looked puzzled.
"Of course I do, eldest sister, I'm not stupid anymore. Can you stop looking at me the same way you used to? What you're saying is what the older woman just said."
The old lady Xin couldn't believe it.
"You actually heard her voice."
Dahuai sighed helplessly.
"Of course I can hear it. This is a new skill I gained after merging the previous puzzle pieces. We are bound by a contract, so I can let you hear it directly."
this……
The little old lady was stupid.
Dahuai of her family is probably the male lead.
Also has the ability to read minds.
The little old lady finally walked to the third house and looked at the word 'Tujia' written on the door.
Tudan was stunned when he saw her, walked out of the house and lowered his voice.
"No, Grandma Shui, you even chased me home, and I haven't said anything I shouldn't have said."
Didn’t you finish what you said? As for that?
If his father knew that he was talking nonsense again in front of Grandma Shui, he would inevitably have to suffer a meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots.
Showing his big white teeth, Tudan took the initiative to approach the little old lady.
Taking advantage of the fact that the little old lady was unprepared, he quickly grabbed the little old lady with both hands, lifting her feet off the ground, and forced her back.
"Grandma Shui, it's freezing cold outside, so I'd better send you back home. I'll burn the kang for you and cook some food for you.
As long as you don't get angry and don't tell my father about my unrestrained talk, everything will work. "
Even though Tudan is young, he is quite powerful.
Because she didn't notice the malice in him, the little old lady didn't resist violently.
Instead, he lifted up the walking stick, covered his head and gave him two big blows.
"Put me down."
Tudan is a little reluctant.
The little old lady could only dispel his concerns.
"Don't worry, the old lady has no intention of complaining. She just wants to walk around the village."
"real?"
Tudan was a little unconvinced, but the little old lady had spoken, and he could not continue to forcefully walk, so he could only let go of her.
A roll of eyes.
"Then I'll accompany you?"
As long as you keep an eye on it, you won't be afraid of Grandma Shui complaining.
The little old lady who heard her heartfelt voice said: "..."
The mother inside is selling batches, and the little old lady on the face is nodding as she recalls the past.
"Okay, tell me about our clan. My brain has forgotten too much."
As he spoke, he pretended to wipe his non-existent tears, looking a little sad.
Tudan believed it instantly.
Look at Granny Shui’s wrinkles full of traces of time...
Hey, where are the wrinkles?
Tudan: "..."
