"A Liang, let me tell you, last night..."
Huo Ziming got up at noon and called Liangfeng to talk about what happened last night.
Liangfeng picked up shrimps for the three little guys while listening to the phone.
At this time, Liangfeng was taking the three little guys to eat seafood.
This is a seafood restaurant.
Sakurai City is not close to the sea and is an inland area. The price of seafood is still not low.
This seafood restaurant can be considered a mid-to-high-end restaurant in Sakurai City.
The autumn wind blows and crabs' legs itch; the chrysanthemums bloom and crabs are heard coming.
Every year from September to October, crab roe is rich and oily, so some foodies say that "eating crabs is the most solemn event in autumn."
Liangfeng took a few kids to the seafood buffet because they were interested in the crabs here.
Eating shrimp is just the prelude, the highlight is the crab placed in the middle of the table.
Fortunately, the three little guys are not allergic to seafood so they can enjoy such delicious food.
Huo Ziming was still chattering on the phone, including what he saw and heard last night, as well as his speculations.
Listening to Huo Ziming's call, Liangfeng cleaned the shrimps on the table for the three little guys, and then picked up a crab.
It is now around mid-October, and the crabs are at their plumpest. The males are full of cream, the females are full of seeds, and even the toes are full of meat.
"By the way, Ah Liang, since we played so much yesterday, we plan to go to the haunted house this afternoon." Huo Ziming changed the topic.
Liangfeng was tapping the crab's hand, and then continued to pick out the crab meat and distribute it to the three little guys.
"A haunted house." Liangfeng murmured.
"A Liang, do you want to go with us?"
Liangfeng chose to refuse, "No, my parents are not at home today, and I have to take care of my sister."
"That's it, that's a pity, hey~" Huo Ziming sighed, "My parents are not at home, and I was hungry at noon. Looking for something to eat... Oh, there is also a bucket of instant noodles, haha, and two hams Intestines, you’re so lucky, by the way, Ah Liang, what did you and your sister eat for lunch?”
"Oh, I brought the crabs my sister had."
"..."
Huo Ziming suddenly felt that the instant noodles in his hand no longer smelled good.
"Your parents are so generous."
"You think too much." Liangfeng said, "You usually pay attention to saving money, but now you can also go out to eat seafood."
"Isn't it the money your parents gave you?"
"My parents usually ask me to bring invoices and bills for reimbursement, and will not give money in advance. By the way, the money you owed me last time was not paid off yet, but the monitor paid it off."
"Ahem, hey, the signal is not good..."
"If you dare to hang up on me, I won't want to look at my homework in the future."
"Huh? Why did the signal suddenly recover?"
Liangfeng sighed.
In fact, not only Huo Ziming, but also several of the other classmates who went to the social gathering last time did not pay back clean money. Many high school students are not the kind to have spare money, and not all parents will give out pocket money regularly like Liang's father and Liang's mother. Money, their pocket money is all saved from the food money given by their parents, so the speed of paying back the money is naturally very slow.
Otherwise, it’s just the lucky money left over from the New Year.
Harvest once during the New Year and spend one flower for a whole year.
Of course, there are also some people who choose to spend all their New Year's money at once after the Chinese New Year, leaving nothing behind.
If Liangfeng wants to collect all the accounts, he may have to wait until the next Chinese New Year, and he has already been mentally prepared.
But that’s not what I want to talk about now.
"I think you'd better find some things from the world to play with. Don't always think about going to exciting places like haunted houses. You won't find a girlfriend this way."
Liangfeng said, and then cracked open a crab again.
"How do you know?" Huo Ziming asked.
Liang Ziqi suddenly said, "Brother, I will do it myself."
Seeing Liangfeng talking on the phone, Liang Ziqi wanted to do it herself.
But he was rejected by Liangfeng, "You are too young. It is easy to hurt yourself if you eat crabs by yourself, but you can go eat something else and wait until I pick out the crab meat for you."
"Okay, brother is the best~"
Although the crabs in October are plump, their shells have been replaced at least seven or eight times and have become very hard. It is recommended not to let children open the crabs by themselves, otherwise they will easily hurt their hands.
Especially the little girl's hands are very tender.
Then Liangfeng turned his attention back to the phone again.
He could save Huo Ziming once, but couldn't save him the second time, but as a classmate, he couldn't just ignore everything, so Liangfeng chose to give him one last guidance.
As for how Liangfeng knew he couldn’t find his girlfriend in a haunted house...
Liangfeng felt that if he could find a girlfriend just because of something like that, the original owner would have been single long ago.
And will girls choose someone who makes them cry or someone who makes them laugh? Most normal girls will choose the latter. Only by making a girl laugh usually can she finally make her cry in bed.
Of course, Liangfeng does not recommend having a special relationship at a young age.
Going to a haunted house can make girls fall in love with you, which is often a unilateral belief of straight men.
Do you think what you think is what you think?
"I know you want to use the suspension bridge effect, but the suspension bridge effect is not omnipotent, and the key to finding a girlfriend is not to stimulate her at all. Even if it is a lifesaver, the woman's answer will be 'nothing in return, can only promise her with her body' ' and 'I can't repay you, I will repay you by being a cow or a horse in my next life', so do you understand? The key point is appearance!"
"Good looks, this..."
Liangfeng interrupted Huo Ziming, "Don't worry, I know you don't have it, but you can still save it."
"Plastic surgery?"
"No, it's talent."
"Talent?"
"If you are not good-looking enough, you have to use your language and ability to make it up. Let me give you a suggestion. Now go online and learn some simple magic tricks that can be done quickly. In the afternoon, make an appointment with the girls from the high school in a restaurant with a nice environment to chat. Perform some little magic tricks when you are there, and finally give them these little magic tricks with your hands! Hands! Make your words more witty and don’t make dirty jokes. Trust me, go ahead and prepare.”
"Then I can find a girlfriend?" Huo Ziming was a little surprised.
"No, then you will establish an initial impression in their minds. If you are lucky, you can get their contact information. Once the goodwill is established, you can slowly and deeply communicate. Remember, the key is not 1 to 2, but From 0 to 1, if you want to get it right in one step, you are acting like a hooligan. Stop that idea."
"oh……"
"Okay, I've said everything I need to say, and the rest is your business."
Liangfeng hung up the phone and sighed again.
The method he gave to Huo Ziming is useless for most adults, and it is useless for some people with more mature minds. It is also useless for girls like Yan Man and Yin Ruoruo. However, it is useless for some who have just entered high school and are more curious. It has good results for exuberant little girls.
A good first impression is a good start, but whether Huo Ziming can grasp it is his own business.
Girls are not that easy to fool.
On the contrary, a naive person like Huo Ziming is easily targeted by scumbags.
"But does this count as 'in order to prevent your classmates from committing suicide, you have to teach them to win the favor of girls'?" Liangfeng smiled and knocked the crab again.
But Liangfeng suddenly felt something. When he turned around, he found that Liang Ziqi, Qi Ya and Malia were all staring at him.
The cool breeze suddenly made my hands and feet feel cold.
While he was on the phone, he actually forgot that the three little guys were beside him. Could it be that they all heard it?
"Scumbag!" Maria said bluntly.
"Martha~" Qi Ya hurriedly covered Maria's mouth.
And Liang Ziqi also looked like she had "learned".
