Zhang Xiaohui, an octopus spirit, a stupid beauty.
Octopus becomes a spirit, a rare species, I don’t know if it’s fun or not.
She doesn't look very smart, so Cao Ran wants to challenge this idiot... beauty with her emotional intelligence.
Cao Ran said in surprise: "Oh! It turns out to be Zhang Xiaohui, a beautiful lady!"
A bit of an impression, but not much.
Zhang Xiaohui said happily: "I didn't expect that I would be so popular now, and that I would be so beautiful after turning into a human being! The rate of turning heads is so high as soon as I step out."
It seems that this woman is not only stupid, but also narcissistic.
Cao Ran said: "Yes! You are famously beautiful. No one in heaven or on earth, inside or outside the Three Realms, knows you."
Zhang Xiaohui was delighted and smiled with joy.
In this wilderness, anyone who is following her would praise her for her beauty. It seems that she is really beautiful.
Zhang Xiaohui said: "Since I am so beautiful, do you want to marry me?"
Damn it, you are too impatient to talk about this when we first met!
Sister, you are an octopus spirit, not a vixen spirit! Is it necessary to be so showy?
Cao Ran said: "I want to marry you, but I want to ask why you are so anxious."
Although he is not a casual person, he is not a casual person either.
Zhang Xiaohui said coquettishly: "Oh! Isn't it just out of curiosity! Others say getting married is fun, and I also want to have fun!"
Is it possible that you are the one being played?
These female monsters are really sick. After practicing for thousands of years and turning into human form, their first reaction is to find men to sleep with.
Bai Ling and Bai Suzhen were the same, and so was the octopus they met now.
Fortunately, I met him. If I met someone else, wouldn't it be a waste? At the least, I would become a mortal, and at the worst, my body and soul would disappear.
Cao Ran took Zhang Xiaohui's hand, walked into the woods and said, "I'm also curious, why don't we go explore together."
Zhang Xiaohui asked: "So fast! Where are my new clothes! Where is my big house?"
Cao Ran said: "There will be, and there will be in the future."
What's so great about getting married? Since there's no time for a feast, it's better to eat people.
Cao Ran exposed his muscles at lightning speed, and then spread his clothes on the ground. "Lie down!"
Zhang Xiaohui asked in confusion: "What are you doing! Do you want to reproduce? This land is too dirty!"
Zhang Xiaohui knows a little bit about human cognition.
Cao Ran said: "If it doesn't work on the ground, why don't we go to the tree."
Zhang Xiaohui said: "How can that work? Have you ever seen an octopus climb a tree? Of course it is in the water."
It's not impossible to do it in the water, it's just that this is a forest, there is no water, and the conditions don't allow it.
Zhang Xiaohui looked around and saw no place to lay eggs, and finally decided to jump up and hang on Cao Ran.
Zhang Xiaohui held Cao Ran's waist and said, "I have eight legs, which are very stable and won't fall down."
It seems that octopuses have suckers. Thinking about it this way, this is okay.
Three days later…
Cao Ran left the grove with people on his back. Zhang Xiaohui couldn't walk because her legs were weak.
Even if she had eight legs, she couldn't beat the immortal Cao Ran.
Zhang Xiaohui said dissatisfied: "Is this the sport that humans aspire to? Why do I feel that it is not interesting at all."
Cao Ran nodded. It was really boring to have the same posture for three days.
After this incident, the two of them should be able to give up their addiction.
Next time she acts like a nymphomaniac, she should also consider the consequences.
"Wow! There are so many men here! They are all staring at me! I am indeed the most beautiful woman."
"Hi!" Zhang Xiaohui got off Cao Ran, put her hand on her lips, and blew a kiss, scaring others into fleeing.
Cao Ran was dumbfounded, what was she doing! Why don't you even spare the common people in the countryside? If you encounter people from the city, you won't be able to pounce on them.
This must have just become a sperm! He had never eaten any meat, so he followed him and couldn't wait to send him out.
Cao Ran pulled the man back and asked, "Aren't your legs weak? What do you want to do again?"
Zhang Xiaohui said: "Aren't they looking at me! Of course I have to say hello to them. Besides, I am an octopus! It's normal for my legs to be weak."
When they look at you, you say hello. Fortunately, the people you meet are not modern people, otherwise they would have been taken away long ago.
If you are talented, beautiful, well-dressed, and not a local, you will definitely be looked at by others. How come you don’t even understand this?
Cao Ran said: "You have a family, I don't allow you to greet them, let alone seduce them."
Zhang Xiaohui asked: "Why? This is unfair to them."
Cao Ran said: "Because you are a human being now, you must abide by the three obedience and four virtues of women. If you have a husband, you must obey your husband's words and don't step on the other side."
He didn't understand this at all, so it was necessary for Cao Ran to educate this goblin who had just become a woman on the benefits of being a woman.
Zhang Xiaohui asked: "Ah... there are so many rules! Then when can I hook up with others?"
Cao Ran said angrily: "Wait until I die and guard my grave for three years."
"I have to guard the grave for three years, and I can't guard it!"
Zhang Xiaohui is very self-aware. For her, three years is too long.
But thinking that after Cao Ran died, she could change to a man, so she asked excitedly: "Then when will you die?"
"The sky will collapse and the earth will shatter, the sea will dry up and rocks will rot, the three realms will be destroyed, and the six realms will collapse. I will not necessarily die."
He is the protagonist, how could he die?
Zhang Xiaohui said dejectedly: "If you are so powerful, then I can only have a man like you in my life."
Thinking about it, she was at a disadvantage. If she had known it was so cruel, she shouldn't have sent her out so easily. It was all because she was too young.
Cao Ran poked her forehead and said, "It's good to know. When you meet other men taking off your clothes in the future, don't jump on them and pester them."
"Oh!" Zhang Xiaohui said reluctantly.
The two of them were walking on the road in the countryside, and then a village woman walked towards them. She looked at the two of them curiously, and looked at Zhang Xiaohui twice before leaving.
Zhang Xiaohui stared at the woman's leaving figure, while Cao Ran said, "That's enough! If I don't let you seduce men, you will go find women immediately."
Why is this octopus spirit even more powerful than a vixen spirit? Even if it can't be fed for three days, it won't even spare women.
Zhang Xiaohui said: "What! I'm surprised, how could she become so ugly despite being a clam?"
What! Clam essence.
There must be too many monsters in this living Buddha! There are female monsters in the countryside.
Wearing coarse cloth and linen clothes, we are both banshees, so this mess must be too miserable!
Isn't it a plot of repaying a favor, promising oneself with one's body, and then being scummed?
Cao Ran said: "Follow me and see what she is doing?"
The clam essence in this world seems to be called the Pearl! I don't have a deep impression of her, but you can take a look.
