At this moment, Konoha bathhouse.
A group of sweaty female ninjas were playing happily in the misty bath.
No one noticed.
In the distance, behind the small hole in the wooden fence, a wide-open 'toad's eye' was watching the beautiful scenery inside without restraint.
"Hey hey hey!"
"Yes, this is really good!"
"That one has a good body too!"
"Ah! I have inspiration again! I have material for my novel again!"
A series of obscene laughter came from the mouth of this white-haired middle-aged man.
The red nosebleed and the swaying butt are enough to prove it.
How excited was Jiraiya at this moment.
until.
A hand suddenly tapped his shoulder.
"Stop making trouble! We're busy!"
Jiraiya waved his hand and dismissed it impatiently.
"Jiraiya-sama!"
Kakashi shouted.
I heard that he was his disciple and a loyal reader.
Jiraiya immediately stood up and turned around:
"Hey! It's Kakashi! Long time no see..."
"how did you find me?"
"I heard that you have returned to the village, so you will most likely be near the bathhouse."
Kakashi spread his hands and responded matter-of-factly.
"Hahaha! Indeed, indeed, only here is the holy place of intimacy and the source of my inspiration."
"How about my new issue? That's my crowning masterpiece!"
Jiraiya wiped away the nosebleed and boasted proudly.
Kakashi became energetic when he talked about "Intimate Love in Heaven".
"Of course! I have read it ten times. It is indeed a rare product!"
"Is the latest issue ready yet?"
"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious. It'll be fine soon. I'm getting materials right now!"
Jiraiya raised the tip of his nose, looking like he was enjoying it.
Don't look at the way he collects the material is a bit unsightly.
But when it comes to literature, he has real talent and learning.
His serialized restricted-rated H novel "Intimate Paradise" is a best-seller in more than ten countries.
There are even some heads of small countries who are his loyal fans!
At the same time, he earned enough royalties from these novels.
It can be regarded as both fame and fortune, and extremely rich...
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Of course, although it looks like Jiraiya, one of the legendary Sannin. Somewhat careless, lustful, and out of place.
But in matters of right and wrong, priorities and priorities.
He has always been very measured.
After just another half hour of 'collecting materials', after all the young female ninjas had finished soaking, a new group of aunts came in.
Jiraiya consciously ended the 'collection'.
He changed to a tavern and chatted with Kakashi about business.
"Jiraiya-sama, when did you come back?"
"Just today."
"Sandaime-sama really sent so many ninjas everywhere to look for me, spread the news, and issued notices and offers of rewards. I thought something big had happened in the village..."
Jiraiya sipped his wine and smiled sadly.
Fortunately, after I saw the news, I rushed back immediately without stopping. I almost thought that Konoha was going to be destroyed!
As for the previous defection of the Uchiha clan, he had heard about it.
But he didn't pay too much attention to it.
After all, Konoha is composed of more than a dozen famous ninja families.
Defecting an Uchiha family was nothing.
What's more, according to Konoha's bad attitude towards the Uchiha clan. He had expected something would happen long ago.
In fact, he was tired of the power struggle in the village.
In addition, his only two close friends had left, so he deliberately left the village and embarked on a journey.
Don't worry, it's not just to find more 'materials' with different styles.
"What about you? Kakashi, are you still in the ANBU?"
"Yes."
"Anbu is not suitable for you. Stay there all the time. You will not be able to get relief..."
Jiraiya counseled faintly.
You know, in the ninja world, there are no psychological counselors, and there is no systematic post-war psychological trauma treatment.
All the pain can only be carried by oneself.
If you can't bear it anymore, you will collapse. It's that simple...
Therefore, investing in selfless training and busy ANBU missions is nothing more than a way of escape.
"I……"
Kakashi hesitated but didn't say anything in reply.
He also knew that he couldn't continue like this.
But many times, the pain in my heart cannot be resolved with just a few words.
"It's okay, you are still young, change slowly. You are Minato's proud disciple, and you will come out sooner or later!"
"By the way, speaking of which, how is that boy Naruto doing lately?"
"Naruto...he..."
Kakashi was stunned and didn't know how to speak.
After all, you can’t always tell.
At this moment, Naruto's family was helpless and helpless. Relying on only a small amount of relief money from the third generation, eating expired instant noodles and drinking expired milk every day, I can barely survive...
To be honest, Naruto's hard life is worse than the orphans in the [Orphanage].
Kakashi doesn't know why the Third Generation insisted on creating such a difficult environment for Naruto...
Even if it is tempering, it is a bit cruel for a child...
"Fortunately, he's still alive."
"That's good, that's good!"
Jiraiya laughed happily and didn't think much about it.
In his opinion, with Minato's status and contribution, the village would not be too embarrassed for such a heroic heir, right?
When the time is right, I will teach Naruto and see if he is willing to follow his father and become a 'toad ninja'.
"That's right. Lord Jiraiya, this time the village is planning to..."
"There's going to be a war, right?"
"You know everything?"
“You’ll know it just by looking at it.”
Jiraiya chuckled. After all, he grew up in the village and lived there for decades.
He knows the village almost like the back of his hand.
When I came back, just by looking at the defenses outside the village, the manpower mobilization, and the distribution of materials in the village... I could easily smell the beginning of a war.
"So? Who are you going to hit?"
"I don't know. But it is speculated that it should be [Iwagakure Village]!"
"One of the five hidden villages?"
"Sarutobi-sensei really made a crazy decision!"
Jiraiya sighed.
In my impression, as he got older, his equally lustful teacher Sarutobi became more and more conservative and steady in style.
It's unlikely that you would actively provoke a battle between Dayin Village just because of an attack, right?
"Two weeks ago, that night, Master Xiaochun died in the invasion."
"The [Akatsuki] organization is suspected to have a close relationship with [Iwagakure Village]..."
"What! Master Xiaochun, did you also die suddenly?"
Jiraiya was suddenly startled.
It can be seen that Konoha's news blockade is still very sophisticated.
At the same time, it was no surprise that Sarutobi would be so angry.
After all, they are comrades in life and death in the same period!
Just like myself, if Tsunade and Orochimaru were killed, I would definitely take revenge at all costs!
Although, Orochimaru is basically unlikely to die...
"What about now? Is the Third Generation still in the village? When will the war start? He asked me to come back. Doesn't he want me to be a pioneer?"
Kakashi: "Hokage-sama secretly set off to [Sunagakure Village] two weeks ago to seek allies."
"I guess if the alliance goes well."
"When Hokage-sama returns, the war will begin!"
Hearing this, Jiraiya took a sip of wine and felt a little depressed.
"Hey! It's fighting again..."
"War will only create more hatred!"
Kakashi: "If we don't fight, the enemy village will only get more aggressive..."
Jiraiya blushed and prayed drowsily:
"I know I know."
"I just hope that this time there will be fewer casualties and it can end quickly."
In his opinion.
Fighting or something like that, how could it be more interesting to watch a female ninja with a curved front and back take a bath, inspire inspiration, and write novels!
Why can't everyone in the ninja world give up the war and sit down and appreciate their masterpieces?
Intimacy is the right way!
However, just when the two of them were talking freely and were slightly drunk.
An ANBU ninja hurriedly broke into the tavern and reported to Jiraiya:
"Jiraiya-sama!"
"Hokage-sama has returned, and I order you to rush to the Hokage Building quickly to discuss matters!"
Hearing this, Jiraiya and the two were instantly startled, shuddered, and their drunkenness disappeared.
The two looked at each other and understood.
This war is probably about to begin.
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