Brother Erbao's answer surprised me. I thought that no matter how old a man is, he would like young and beautiful ones, especially those who can squeeze water out of his mouth with just one pinch, but I don't think so. Come to think of it, Brother Erbao's taste is really unique, it was so beyond my expectation.
To be honest, I really didn't pay much attention to the middle-aged woman, because my eyes were just attracted by the first sister. I only glanced at the middle-aged woman casually, and I didn't see too clearly. It shouldn't be considered a crooked melon and a cracked jujube.
Perhaps seeing my surprise, Brother Erbao raised his hand and patted me on the shoulder and said, "You kid, please stop moving now. At my age, what you want is to have a stable family. Older women know how to care for others, so that I can feel at home every time I go home, and have the warmth of home. When the time comes, I will give birth to a son and a half daughter, tsk tsk tsk... how happy my life will be. ." Before he even finished writing these horoscopes, Brother Erbao actually started to daydream. It seemed that he was really moved. If this was the case, it wouldn't be impossible for him to help. But you can't help blindly. What if the family is a married woman? Wouldn't the second treasure be happy in vain?
It was hard for me to refute Erbao's face, so I immediately agreed, but I said there was no rush and he would let me go in and take a look first.
"Dongzi, Brother Erbao's happiness in the next life is up to you. You must go all out, Oli!" Erbao made a cheering gesture to me and pushed me into the room, and then He ran away in a flash, seemingly to help the driver, Brother Wang. He said he was helping, but in fact he was just too embarrassed to face him.
I must have rushed into the house like a fool. There was tea on the table before I could drink it. I immediately took the teapot, took a few cups, and pushed open the door of the big bedroom. Went in.
As soon as I entered, Liu Baye complained that I didn't know how to knock on the door when I came in. It was rude.
But the middle-aged woman said a kind word for me.
"Ba Ye, this kid also has good intentions. Besides, you see he has something in both hands. How can he knock on the door? Come on, young man. I happen to be a little thirsty. Let me have a cup of tea. .”
"Okay, your tea, be careful!" I poured a cup of tea and handed it to the middle-aged woman. I thought that this woman seemed quite approachable. She didn't look that old, and she looked pretty. It's okay, not to mention the figure. It looks like he has been exercising for a long time, which is indeed quite suitable for Brother Erbao.
I poured another cup of tea for Master Liu. As soon as I finished pouring it, Master Liu said to me: "Okay, sir, you can go out. Mr. Xiao and I have something to say."
"Yes, godfather." I put down the teapot and turned around and walked out of the house. I sighed secretly and said to myself: It's over. Everyone likes a woman who still has charm. Mr. Liu is also single. , I’m afraid Erbao is out of luck this time.
"Master, you talk to Master Ba, I'll go out for a while." I just walked to the door, and the first sister followed me quickly and pushed me out of the house.
After closing the door of the big bedroom, the first sister winked at me with a charming face and said with a smile: "Brother Zhang San, are you so eager to see me? You even went in to bring tea and water? Do you think I can't see your little thoughts?" As she spoke, the first sister gently poked my chest with her finger.
"…………"
"Sister Yi, it's not what you think. Please listen to my explanation..." I wanted to explain, but Sister Yi stretched out a finger and blocked my mouth.
"There's no need to explain. Explanation is just a cover-up. I don't understand you yet." At that time, my heart was like ten thousand grass-mud horses whizzing by. I thought, how could this be a cover-up? I didn't think about it that way at all. Well, it's just your wishful thinking.
It seems like I should make my position clear to Sister Yi.
"That first sister, actually I already have a girlfriend."
"Oh, whose girl is an adult? Is she as good-looking as me?" The first sister didn't seem too surprised, as if this matter was normal to her, and she actually acted like a parent. They asked me all kinds of questions, which made me speechless and helpless for a while.
"Her name is Chen Qiuyu. You remember it, Senior Chen? She is Senior Chen's granddaughter."
"Oh, it's the granddaughter of that old man. It seems that he gave his granddaughter to you to thank you for helping him get the elixir." When I heard this, I said to myself: What do you mean, we are obviously in love. Xiangyue is free to fall in love, as if her parents arranged it.
If I say one sentence, the first sister will directly reply to me ten sentences, so I don't plan to waste too much time. Anyway, I can't explain it. She can think whatever she wants, as long as she is happy. Just fine.
I didn't respond directly, just smiled slightly awkwardly, but I didn't expect that I didn't say anything, and the first sister didn't seem to intend to let me go.
"You haven't answered me when I asked you just now. Is that old man's granddaughter better-looking or am I better-looking?" How should I answer this? I would say that the first sister is good-looking. She is quite good-looking, but in my heart she is not as good-looking as Chen Qiuyu.
But if I say Chen Qiuyu is good-looking, the first sister will definitely be unhappy, so I can only answer that everyone has their own merits and different beauties.
This answer barely passed the test. I selectively filtered through the many questions asked by the first sister. For example, when the first sister asked Chen Qiuyu’s age, I chose to skip it directly. If I told the first sister Chen Qiuyu, Qiu Yu is already close to forty years old, and I don’t know how she will respond to me. It is not impossible to say that I lack maternal love.
My sister and I were walking and chatting in the yard. Although the hundreds of knives, axes and sticks were collected together, they inevitably attracted her attention, especially when there were still uncleaned knives and axes on the ground in the yard. Bloodstains.
What happened a few hours ago, I had nothing to hide from the first sister, so I briefly told what happened.
Snapped……! A small stone accidentally hit me on the head. I turned around and saw that it was Erbao, who was hiding in a corner and blinking at me.
Of course I knew what Erbao wanted to say, so I immediately made an OK gesture to him, and then I started talking about the middle-aged woman in the room, intentionally or unintentionally.
The woman in the room is called Xiao Hong, a native of Zhejiang. Her ancestors have been robbing tombs for a living for several generations, and they are especially good at digging holes.
Grave robbing in the South is all family-based, with fathers taking their sons, and older brothers taking their younger brothers.
But I never thought that Xiao Hong's generation would only have one daughter like Xiao Hong, and Xiao Hong's mother died when she was giving birth to Xiao Hong.
Seeing the family withered, Xiao Hong's father had no choice but to take his daughter to the grave, but he didn't expect that his daughter would become even more famous than him.
Among the thieves, everyone calls Xiao Hong Mr. Xiao, which is an affirmation for a female classmate. Of course, Xiao Hong also has a more famous name, Shuilong. She has taken out a lot of water holes in her life and has never failed.
It is said that the reason why Xiao Hong dug out the water hole and left like this is that she inherited the skills of several generations, but more importantly, it was said that the reason why Xiao Hong could enter the water hole like a dry hole was because she had the ability to avoid water. Magic weapon, but as to what kind of magic weapon it is, no one knows.
The reason why the first sister became Xiao Hong's apprentice was after we came back from the Fairy Island.
Although that time, the first sister suffered a loss of soldiers and narrowly escaped death at sea, her dream of getting rich overnight never stopped. Later, by chance, the first sister happened to meet Xiao Hong while fighting. Xiao Hong was as capable as a fish in water, so he became her disciple, and it had been more than half a year.
I heard what the first sister said about Xiao Hong being miraculous, and the more I listened, the more interested I became. Of course, the most interesting thing was the magic weapon for avoiding water that was passed down from mouth to mouth among the thieves.
I asked the first sister,
"First sister, since you are Mr. Xiao's apprentice, have you possibly seen the rumored water-proof treasure?"
