Jasmine was very unwilling when she left. She said that if she hadn't deceived Xia Yanmeng because of me that she was a girlfriend with kidney deficiency, she would have slept with me for three days and three nights, and she would have asked me to treat her to food. That delicious and fun beef noodle.
Jasmine's family left happily, and Shenxu returned to his job despite the pain. As for Fatty Wu and I, we got on the flight to Tongcheng.
The seats on the plane are divided into left and right, with two seats on one side and three seats on the other side. Fatty Wu and I are sitting in three seats, but there are only two of us, and the aisle seat is empty. of.
As soon as he got on the plane, Fatty Wu fantasized endlessly, imagining that there would be a stunning woman sitting next to him, and his mouth watered just thinking about it.
Perhaps it's time to think about this. In his spare time when he was thinking about money, Fatty Wu also considered the important matter of passing on the family line. I still support him on this point.
In fact, I am also very curious about what kind of person will sit in the empty seat next to us. Is it a young man, or the old man with white hair? If it is a woman, will she also be breastfeeding a child? What about women?
In my opinion, Fatty Wu would never have such an affair. It would be a blessing to have a middle-aged woman who is in ruins.
I was waiting to see Fatty Wu's joke and his sad expression with a playful look on my face, but I never thought that when the owner of that position appeared, not only would Fatty Wu be miserable, but I would be even more miserable than him.
Fatty Wu’s fantasy was accurate. She was indeed a young and beautiful woman, but this woman was wearing a uniform. When she saw the two of us, her first words were: "There is no way to get rid of me!"
I was dumbfounded at the time. You have to know that Fatty Wu and I secretly booked air tickets online. We started flirting before dawn, and we booked air tickets for the earliest flight. At this moment, the day was not completely bright yet. .
I thought I was doing it without anyone noticing, but I didn't expect it to be a miscalculation.
"What the hell, Xia...Officer Xia...!"
When Fatty Wu saw Xia Yanmeng, he was like a mouse seeing a cat, and his speech became awkward.
"You, sit outside!"
Xia Yanmeng ordered, and Fatty Wu quickly got up and changed seats. He went to the aisle seat and gave up the middle seat to Xia Yanmeng.
There were three seats, with Fatty Wu and I sitting on both sides, and a policewoman sitting in the middle. It made Fatty Wu and I restless, feeling like we had thorns growing on our butts.
"Officer Xia, what a coincidence." I smiled awkwardly.
"Hmph, Xie Dongzi, I know you are very cunning, do you think I can be tricked by you a second time?"
I pretended to have an innocent expression and said, "Officer Xia, what are you talking about? Why am I so cunning? I am not a criminal, I am a good law-abiding citizen."
"Yes, yes, we are both good citizens." Fatty Wu echoed from the side.
It was a good thing that Fatty Wu didn't speak. As soon as he opened his mouth, he was met with a cold look by Xia Yanmeng, "Wu Gang, shut up. I haven't settled the matter with you in the bathing center yet. If you say another half word, I will I'll sue you for assaulting the police and arrest you!"
Fatty Wu, like me, has a natural resistance to wearing uniforms. When Xia Yanmeng threatened him, Fatty Wu's face changed and he hurriedly shut his mouth. He really didn't dare to say even a single word. .
After telling Fatty Wu to shut up, Xia Yanmeng turned her head again and looked at me with sharp eyes, "Xie Dongzi, I tell you, don't be too happy too early. Even now I have no evidence of your crime, and It doesn’t mean it won’t happen again, one day I will bring you to justice.”
Open your mouth to bring me to justice, and shut your mouth to bring me to justice. It seems that I am really wrapped up in this dog-skin plaster.
Sigh, I don’t understand this. There are so many people, why does she just stare at me alone? Could it be that I owed her something in my previous life?
The name Xia Yanmeng is quite cute, but the person is not cute at all. She looks like a dominatrix. For a woman like this, I am really curious about what kind of man would fall in love with her.
As soon as my mind moved, I really became interested in this, so I glanced at her and said: "Hey, Officer Xia, you are not a few years older than me. By the way, you have Do you have a boyfriend?"
"It's none of your business that I don't have a boyfriend!"
My words seemed to touch Xia Yanmeng's pain, causing her face to immediately turn ugly.
Being good at observing words and emotions, I could tell at a glance that this Xia Yanmeng was still a loner, so I continued: "Actually, I'm just curious. You said you have such a big temper, what kind of man can tolerate it? I'm really I’m worried about that buddy.”
My words completely angered Xia Yanmeng. She was so angry that she stood up from her chair and shouted at me: "Xie Dongzi, are you sick? Do you want me to send you to a psychiatric hospital?" Get it checked out to see if you are mentally ill!"
Wow……!
As soon as Xia Yanmeng roared, a woman stood up from the seat in the last row. This woman was holding an infant baby in her arms, and the baby was obviously attracted by Xia Yanmeng's high decibels. I was so frightened that I cried loudly in the woman's arms.
The woman didn't dare anymore. While coaxing her child, she shouted to Xia Yanmeng with an unhappy face: "You are the one who is sick. Your whole family is mentally ill. A police officer is great. Being a police officer is enough." Can you make a loud noise regardless of the occasion? It disturbs my son to sleep. Do you know how many warning signs you have? Believe it or not, I will file a complaint against you!"
"That's right, what's so great about a police officer? He's just like a resentful woman. You're destined to be a nun for the rest of your life, and no one will want you!" An aunt also started to point at Xia Yanmeng.
Passengers throughout the cabin were full of complaints. Fortunately, the flight attendants came to the rescue in time and everything became quiet.
Xia Yanmeng was so angry that she gasped, and her face turned blue and white. I couldn't help but snicker at the side, and even Fatty Wu on the other side couldn't hold back his laughter. What a fart.
………………
More than two hours later, the plane landed at the Tongcheng cabin. Fatty Wu and I ran away as soon as we got off the plane, as if we were hiding from the god of plague.
After leaving the airport, I casually stopped a taxi. Before I could get in the car, I was caught up by Xia Yanmeng. He grabbed my sleeve and said to me: "Xie Dongzi, you can't Come on, come back to the station with me, I need your signature to confirm the kidnapping case."
I don't want to see this Xia Yanmeng one more time, and I don't want to walk into that police station again in my life, but the premise is that I have to completely resolve the unresolved matters in front of me.
"Hey, are you guys going to leave? I still have a lot of customers waiting for me to pick them up?" the taxi driver said impatiently.
"Go, of course."
Fatty Wu replied, winked at me, and took off the backpack from my shoulder, "Dongzi, if you cooperate well with Officer Xia, I won't accompany you anymore. I'll give you your bag." You send it back to your antique shop, that’s it, bye!”
Maybe he was worried that he would be implicated if he ran too late, so Fatty Wu ran faster than a rabbit.
However, this guy is considered to be both rough and fine. He also knew that the things in my backpack were shady, so he took them away directly for me.
In fact, when Xia Yanmeng appeared, I already had the Dragon Claw with me, but Xia Yanmeng's attention was not on me at all at that time. She was so distracted by the big crocodile and Stallone. , I put the dragon claw back into my backpack, so naturally I couldn't carry it to the police station.
The moment I stepped into the police station again, I actually felt very uneasy, because I didn't know if Xia Yanmeng was lying to me, saying he wanted me to sign, but in fact he wanted me to surrender and confess. mistake.
Xue Nanfeng has already caught a turtle in a urn. Could this guy bite me out?
