"Overhead shot! The fifth goal!
! "
Not to mention that Laiwan’s five goals in nine minutes and Haaland’s nine goals in a single game have not yet been born. Even in the eyes of fans who have been used to seeing all kinds of big scenes seven years later, five goals in eight minutes are nothing. A green miracle that can make people shout "fuck" ten times in the middle of the night.
And this is in the context of the Champions League semi-finals, against the two-time Champions League champion Bayern.
For Yang Feng, there is another exciting point that only he can understand: these five goals were scored in front of Lai Wan.
If Lai Wan can continue on the original track and complete his Ninth Five Supremes, he will be depressed to find that his Ninth Five Supremes are just a little bit behind Yang Feng in every aspect: a little more time, the competition The importance is a little lower, the excitement is a little lower...
"Direct corner kicks, super long shots, in front of the goal, criminal passes, and upside down golden hooks. On this night at the Allianz Arena, Yang Feng let out his unparalleled talents to the world. He Versatile and sophisticated offensive methods, his terrifying and efficient scoring ability!"
"With five goals in a single game, Yang Feng tied the Champions League single-game scoring record, and the creator of this record was Messi in the 2011-2012 season. In the second leg of the Champions League quarter-finals that season, Messi scored five goals to help Barcelona beat Leverkusen 7-1 - yes, the victim was another Bundesliga team... Of course, although they both scored five goals, the difference is that Yang Feng's five goals The goal was scored while a substitute came on, and it only took 8 minutes and 02 seconds! I can hardly believe that in an increasingly professional world of football, in an event that almost represents one of the highest levels of football on the entire planet. There are actually people here who can perform such a miracle, or rather... a miracle."
“At the same time, this is also Yang Feng’s 101st goal this season!
! Messi's 73 goals in a season was unprecedented, but Yang Feng not only made it history this season, but also raised the new record to a jaw-dropping level! "
"No more talking, let's give Bayern fans a shout."
"100+ goals in a season, oh my god, a lot of teams don't score that many goals all season, right?"
"Haha, Yang Feng finally went to celebrate. Are the Bayern players relieved?"
Seeing Yang Feng running to the sidelines to celebrate, everyone from Bayern fans to players to coaches felt relieved.
Yang Feng did not forget to take a sneak peek at the coaching bench.
It's a pity that I didn't get to see the famous scene of Guagua staring and stroking his head. However, my coach only smiled stupidly there. He was obviously not as good at stealing the spotlight as Guagua, so this famous scene just passed by.
This class of coaches is really difficult to lead.
"You broke the record of the fastest five players to qualify in the Champions League and gained 10 points. Current points: 30"
"You broke the record of the fastest five players to qualify in the Champions League and gained 10 points. Current points: 40"
"Good guy, I'm just fine, you gave me 50 points in one game?"
After the celebration, Yang Feng focused on the system again.
"You can't get me another goalkeeper this time... Ouch? Are you trying to get me a Brazilian dribbling suit?"
The King of Cycling, Denilson...
Yang Feng immediately ignored attributes such as strength, shooting, and sense of smell in front of goal, and looked for ball sense and dribbling. He originally thought that his dribbling ability was unique in football, but why did he get SSS in these two most important items? When thinking about quantity, there are still only two s.
"It seems that SSS can only be at the level of Ronaldo, Messi, Lao Ma, and Garrincha..."
With Denilson, Riquelme can be freed from his ball sense and focus on attributes such as vision and short passing to maximize his effect.
And one thing to say, although it is also an SS-level ball feel, I always feel that Riquelme's ball feel is not able to maximize the power of Ma's dribbling, just like before using Robinho's ball feel to drive Like Neymar's dribbling, there is always a feeling of unfinished business.
It should be no problem to replace Denilson, and he and the horse can even take turns to play in dribbling and ball sense. After all, Denilson's excitement is even worse than that of the horse.
Off the field, the Barcelona team, which has already advanced to the Champions League, is naturally paying close attention to this game.
When Yang Feng completed his hat trick, almost everyone had already locked in their final opponent, but no one expected that Yang Feng would go on to beat Bayern five times in one go!
What team is Bayern? To others, it is just the Bundesliga hegemon and two-time Champions League winner, but to Barcelona, Bayern represents something much more complicated.
A lifetime of shame...
The opponents who once ravaged their opponents crazily are now being ravaged even more crazily by others. The Barcelona generals don't know how to describe their current mood.
Heaven is so good at reincarnation, who will God spare?
Or, thank you Yang Feng?
Well, the best way to thank him is to send him a Champions League runner-up...
Yang Feng completed the celebration with a penis hanging on his body.
I didn't feel excited just now, but now I feel that being able to complete five goals in eight minutes without any damage is indeed a bit like a lifetime ago.
The game finally returned to the normal track, but after Yang Feng's trouble, the game could no longer be normal.
Bayern's only remaining task seems to be that they cannot allow Manchester City, especially Yang Feng, to score again.
Yang Feng also knows what his current image is in the eyes of others. He always retreats to provide support and almost never sticks to the ball. He passes the ball as soon as it reaches his feet, which makes Bayern people unable to find an outlet to vent their anger.
It's a pity that not only Bayern was defeated by Yang Feng, but also the Manchester City players seemed to be frightened by him. A group of people were completely out of shape, and the game ended hastily.
And the influence of this game is just spreading.
Guardiola was asked again after the game who was better, Yang Feng or Messi.
This time Guagua dare not say categorically that Messi is the best in the world.
The 50 goals in the league that Messi is most proud of have been broken by Yang Feng. The 5 goals in a single game in the Champions League were also surpassed by Yang Feng in another shocking way today. Only natural years are left. 91 goals, but in front of Yang Feng's 101 goals in the season, 91 goals in a natural year is nothing to defeat.
Guagua is not a tough-talking kind of person, and he doesn’t hesitate to praise others when they are really bullish, unless it involves his true love Xixi...
"Although scoring goals and winning are the ultimate goals of the game, football can't just be about scoring goals. It should also have speed and power. It should also have both beauty and imagination, as well as pleasing individual skills and teamwork. This is what football is. The greatest charm of sports, if you pursue data too much, then football will lose its most authentic meaning..."
As soon as he finished speaking, Pellegrini became unhappy.
In other words, angry.
A generation of Confucian and handsome men rarely get angry easily, but when they get angry, their temper is not ordinary.
"Yes, I absolutely agree, but if anyone watches this game and says that our No. 9 player can only score goals, he has no speed, no power, no beauty, no imagination, no personal skills, and no teamwork, Then I suggest he go see an ophthalmologist! To borrow a sentence from Yang, this kind of person is either stupid or bad!"
When he said this, he was no longer facing the camera, but staring directly at Guardiola, as if questioning him, "Are you stupid or bad? Or both stupid and bad?"
Guardiola couldn't tell lies with his eyes open, or he realized that his remarks just now seemed a bit unworthy of defeat.
Guagua is also under a lot of pressure. He was a little panicked just now, and now he can only make up for it frantically, but he did not give in to Pei Gong. "Of course, when the goal reaches the extreme, it is also an amazing art. Yang He is such a goal-scoring artist. I must admit that I was shocked. Five goals in eight minutes. I had to confirm whether today was April Fools' Day. God played a big joke on me..."
While the two coaches were secretly poking fun at each other, other media were also frantically reporting on the record set by Yang Feng.
It topped the trending search list and refreshed the screen overnight.
"Gazzetta dello Sport": "The fans at the Allianz Arena were fortunate to witness the birth of a miracle. In Manchester City's away game against Bayern Munich in the Champions League semi-finals, Yang Feng, who came on as a substitute, miraculously scored 5 goals in 8 minutes. The ball broke many Champions League records. Guardiola and Pellegrini both looked incredible on the sidelines, and such a performance like a god descending from the earth is rarely seen even in a matchup with a disparity in strength. , not to mention that Manchester City’s opponent is Bayern Munich, which has won the Bundesliga championship and won the Big Ear Cup just two years ago. By the way, Bayern Munich also has another identity, that is, many of their players are World Cup winners. member……"
"L'Equipe": Let's take a look at those incredible records in world football history.
Brazilian goalkeeper Rogerio Ceni has scored 132 goals in his career as a goalkeeper, including 62 direct free kicks. In addition, Ceni once set a record of 21 goals in a natural year in 2005. ball performance;
As a famous court gentleman, Lineker played 460 club games and 81 national team games throughout his career, but in these 541 games in total, he never received a card - whether it was a yellow card or a yellow card. red;
Viduya, a Colombian national, has a 20-year career and has participated in a total of 601 games. However, he was sent off once in 13 games on average. The number of red cards is as high as 46. No one has surpassed him so far, so that everyone thinks that he is not a good player. A football player, but a drug dealer's thug;
If you think Biduya is the biggest villain in football history, Kevin Masket will definitely have a different opinion - in his nearly 20-year career playing for England and Australia, the Australian international has won a total of 123 yellow cards and 12 red cards. As the saying goes: "I'm here to play football, and I'm also here to kick people. But mainly, I'm here to kick people." That's what he's talking about...
There is also a very outrageous record that belongs to Beckham: October 6, 2001, Old Trafford Theater of Dreams, England 2-2 Greece in the World Cup qualifying match... Well, I am not talking about his savior. For free kicks, I want to say that in the 90 minutes of that game, he ran a distance of 16.1km. If you don’t know what this number represents, then I can only tell you that as long as there is one player who can Running 12km or 14km in a race is already considered a subhuman performance...
In addition, Fontaine scored 13 goals in a single World Cup, Yang Fenggang created 51 goals in a single Premier League season, Pele won three World Cups, and so on.
The above records are probably the limit that humans can achieve in the sport of football, but compared with the miracle Yang Feng just created, all of them seem to have become sparse and ordinary: the Champions League semi-finals, European football and even the world It is one of the most valuable and competitive games in football, but Yang Feng scored five goals in 8 minutes, 8 minutes and 02 seconds to be precise.
Do you think I'm kidding?
Yes, God plays a joke on all of us.
All I can say is that the old man suddenly became interested on this day. He took his Hallelujah controller and controlled Yang Feng to play the football game for eight minutes. "
"American Football": In terms of plot, Tracy McGrady chased 13 points in 35 seconds when the Rockets were lagging behind, and finally made a decisive comeback. What he created was a miracle on the same level as Yang Feng, but in terms of difficulty, a top-notch game The difficulty of scoring 5 goals in 9 minutes in a football game is much more terrifying than Tracy McGrady’s 35 seconds and 13 minutes...
What is the concept of 5 goals in 8 minutes?
To be precise, Yang Feng scored 5 goals in 8 minutes and 02 seconds, which is 482 seconds. On average, he scored 1 goal in less than 96 seconds.
In a peak matchup like Manchester City vs. Bayern, almost 20 passes can be completed in 96 seconds, which means each side attacks once. However, Yang Feng seized all offensive opportunities in these 8 minutes, and all his shots were hit. The hit rate is 100% and the goal conversion rate is 100%. This is data that may not be achieved in the game.
We can no longer describe the magic of these 8 minutes in words. Yang Feng stunned his head coach, his teammates and opponents, the entire audience, and the whole world. "
"Guardian.Sports": Let's see what other people have to say.
Raul: "Hahahahahaha, I'm sorry, I didn't watch that game, because I knew that Manchester City would definitely win, and Yang Feng would definitely score when he played, but I have never seen such a performance in my life - if there is I must have never seen it in my previous life. Join Manchester City and continue to fight together? Why not? If he needs me..."
Mike Newell, the previous record holder for the fastest hat trick in the Champions League (9 minutes), also sent congratulations to Yang Feng: "Congratulations to Yang Feng, you are the number one in the world and the number one in history. Only you deserve this honor. . Yes, I have become his fan, and I dream of getting his signed jersey..."
McGrady: "Which is more deadly, McGrady's moment or Yang Feng's moment? This is an unanswered question. I only know that Yang Feng, like me, has accomplished a miracle that cannot be replicated again. We are equally great."
Stevens: "Sorry, we are busy with the league now and really have no time to pay attention to the Champions League. And can you stop asking me about Yang Feng? He is no longer my team member... scored in eight minutes Scored five goals? Which friendly match was it with the Chinese team? The Champions League against Bayern? Are you kidding me? Today is April Fools' Day?"
Enrique: "Yes, our whole team watched this game. I can only be glad that Yang Feng did not complete this incredible performance in the game against Barcelona. Our task in the final has become more difficult. How to limit Yang Feng will be the key to our victory. Of course, I believe Pellegrini will also face the same troubles, because we also have players of Yang Feng’s level in the team..."
