If you can sink gold in a manure pit, this person is a fucking genius!
The policemen from the capital under Xiao Huang, who were originally the regular employees of the Nine Admirals, pinched their noses and refused to take action.
But don't forget that there are temporary workers. These victims who fled to the capital are all poor farmers in Zhili, Shanxi. A portion of the imperial grain is enough for them to burn incense and kowtow.
Are you still afraid of the cesspit? Where is the land that is not fertilized? In the countryside, these smelly feces are treasures. If you see them on the roadside, you have to grab them in advance!
A group of temporary workers started stirring up the cesspit with ladles, removing all the stench that had accumulated for several months.
In the ancient capital, the business of removing manure was also a dominant business, and it was an important industry related to people's livelihood!
The building rules of a quadrangle are very particular. The toilets are all placed in the southwest corner. Why is this? That’s because according to Feng Shui, the southwest belongs to the position of the white tiger, which is very bad!
It is also said that this is the place where five ghosts must be suppressed with filth, so the toilet was built here.
In fact, this is not necessarily the case. According to modern Feng Shui, the wind direction in the capital is northwest and southeast all year round.
The northwest wind is strong in winter and the southeast wind is strong in summer, and the layout of the courtyard in the capital is facing south!
Placing the toilet in the southwest corner will prevent the main rooms in the house from smelling no matter what the wind direction is in winter or summer. It is very suitable for dispersing odors!
This is the experience of our ancestors and has been passed down for thousands of years!
In that era, there were no flush toilets or sewers. Even the palaces had dry toilets. On weekdays, it would take ten and a half days for the filth to accumulate before it was cleaned once.
In the capital, there are specialized feces removal businesses. There are dedicated people to do this job, and they will be paid to clean the toilets and remove the filth for you.
Afterwards, these filth were transported outside the city, dried in the wild, and then sold back to farmers!
Making money from both sides of the coin, it seems like a dirty business, but it is a very profitable business with no loss of money. In the end, it even formed the special profession of shit bully.
What does it mean? It is the underworld that monopolizes this industry and dominates the business. Your family's excrement can only be cleaned by their family, and the villages outside the city can only use their family's excrement.
If anyone doesn't listen to him, he will use dirty tricks to deal with you, and you will definitely succumb!
Today, Sunba's family encountered this group of unreasonable "dung bullies" who rushed in and grabbed the toilet. The yellow and white stuff was spread all over the yard and the stench filled the sky.
How can we eat with two tables of noodles? Many people were so disgusted that they vomited on the spot!
During the war in the capital, all walks of life were washed away. Even the people who dug out dung had to flee. The villages outside the city were empty of houses, and the crops were all abandoned. Who would buy their dung?
Without these excrement tyrants to clean the toilets in the city, the toilets in every household would become a disaster!
In the past, someone would clean up the waste once every ten days, but now it has been thirty days and no one has come to collect the feces. Can you imagine how much has been accumulated here? As spectacular as a hill!
How smelly is the manure that has been soaked for thirty days? These temporary workers had just scraped off the surface layer of air-drying, and an extremely sour stench was like a biochemical weapon, or the thick fog in the early morning in a humid and cold mountainous area!
As if it was actually spreading, Xiao Huang always seemed to be able to see a virtual line of odor begin to spread, and no grass grew wherever it went!
"Ugh..." Mr. Huang felt as if someone had punched him in the nostril, and the smell went straight to Tianling Gai!
After vomiting, everyone in the room vomited. Sun Ba cried while vomiting, "Ugh... I'm going to sue you... Wuwuwu... I'm going to sue you..."
"How dare you... ugh... humiliate... the bannermen..."
The smell was so irritating that tears, snot, and vomit all spurted out, and the dirt all over the place was even more nauseating. In the end, the whole alley was fried!
"Sun Ba... I am your ancestor... Do you cook shit in your family?"
"Ugh... it stinks so much... Sunba, you bastard... my big yellow dog was so smelly that it hit the wall and committed suicide! You should pay compensation..."
"What's wrong with the Sunba family? Are you going crazy..."
This is really a scene where people shed tears, a dog hits a wall, and a goldfish turns pale and turns cold!
"Found it...Found it..." Just as people in the alley gathered around to condemn the Sunba family's research on biological weapons, a temporary worker stabbed something with the bamboo pole in his hand.
"I found it...scrape it clean...there's something inside..."
Sun Ba's legs softened in despair and he sat down on the ground. He felt as if his soul had been drained out!
The mountain-like manure pit was cleared out, and a wooden box wrapped in multiple layers of oil paper was lifted out. When pried open, it was all filled with gold bars!
"Haha... Sun Ba... can you explain it? You really took out the yellow and white things from the yellow and white things... You are a genius when you hide the gold bars in the cesspool!"
"If there hadn't been an insider who reported you, you really would have gotten away with it! Let's do an inventory immediately..."
Regardless of the smell, human beings are really interesting. When a treasure like gold enters the eyes and enters the heart, he will unconsciously forget about other things.
Pieces of gold bars were taken out and counted, and the final number shocked everyone present: "One thousand, two hundred taels... Oh, the Sunba family is really rich. Plus the money they copied during the day is almost two thousand taels!" "
Xiao Huang covered the boss's mouth and nose with a handkerchief and mocked, "Tsk, tsk, tsk...what do you think you are trying to do? If you have to let the court copy it, why don't you take the initiative to donate it yourself soon?"
"Take the initiative to donate it and redeem it. You still have gold yuan coupons that can be exchanged... Now that it has been copied, it can only be confiscated. Haha, I'm afraid you don't know that, right?"
"Just today, banks from the UK, France, the United States, and the Chinese... all have promised to start purchasing gold yuan notes in batches in five days..."
"When the time comes, you can take the gold coupons and go to a foreign bank to exchange them for ready-made silver dollars. Although they are not gold, they are ready-made silver dollars!"
"You don't want to suffer a loss even if you think about it? Why are you so reluctant to part with your good fortune? Do you really not want His Majesty to win? Sun Ba... you are being unfaithful and unfilial!"
Mr. Huang carried the gold and left, leaving behind a room full of zombie-like Sun family members, filth everywhere, and the stench of the entire alley!
When the neighbors saw all this, they couldn't say anything. They could only sigh, shake their heads and walk away!
Just after midnight that night, a hoarse howl and cry suddenly came from the alley. The sound was so loud that the girls in the Saishishi Club woke up.
"Neighbors, young and old... help me... our master... the whole family has committed suicide..."
Sunba's family lost all their gold. In desperation, the family of four smoked opium cigarettes in the middle of the night. At two o'clock in the morning, the four of them drank opium paste with soju.
All committed suicide!
