Men are actually very mean, and their biological instinct urges them to look for novelty!
A wife is worse than a concubine, a concubine is worse than a thief, and a thief is worse than not being able to steal! Today, Zai Chun finally tasted the secret happiness.
It's exciting, it's really exciting. Downstairs are the royal nobles and ministers, the stairs are filled with loyal eunuchs and guards, and outside the window of the box, countless celebrities are causing havoc in the palace.
There was also a commotion in the box, and Zai Chun and Sai Shishi were already fighting together.
Isn't Emperor Tongzhi afraid that the actors who are flying in the sky and escaping from the earth will see everything in the box? He was really not afraid, because everyone knew that the emperor of the Qing Dynasty was sitting in the private room on the third floor.
No one dares to glance away from the corner of their eyes. If you dare to peek, it is disrespectful and you will be beheaded!
In other words, Emperor Tongzhi was completely messing around with Master Sai in an open environment!
The gongs and drums were beating intensively, just like the rhythm of heavy metal music, forcing Zai Chun to attack again and again, and Sai Shishi was almost turned into mud.
But I didn't expect that this woman was really wild... If she wasn't wild, she wouldn't have been able to elope to Fujian!
This wild woman was obviously dying, but she still persisted in the position and even provoked her from time to time, which only increased Zai Chun's 'anger'!
It was a big battle, it was dark, and by the time Da Sixi came in to help Wanzai Ye change his clothes, Zai Chun was already slumped on the chair, breathing heavily and almost unable to speak.
"Huhu...huhuhu...that...that great joy...give...the piece of beautiful jade that tied my braid...to her!"
"Xiao Lang Hoozi... I... if there are no government affairs to deal with... I can fight for another... three hundred rounds!"
Sai Shishi is really tough. Several eunuchs were present, and almost half of her body was naked, but she was not ashamed at all. Instead, she spat while eating the fruit on the table.
"Bah... blow it! You've only scored three goals and you're already out of breath. How can I look down on you with that eye?"
"What kind of broken jade, I don't like...take it away! Girl, I am not a pauper. Don't say that I am seeking your power and money. I make my own money to eat and drink. That's enough!"
"Bold!" When Da Sixi heard that this woman was crazy and dared to talk to the emperor like this, she was going to slap her!
But I didn't expect that Zai Chun would do this. "Huh? Did I ask you to do it? You're fooling around... go away!"
After scolding Da Sixi, Zai Chun stood up and asked the little eunuch to fasten his belt. He smiled and said to Master Sai, "What do you like? House or top position? As long as you ask, I will give it to you!"
Sai Shishi stuffed the half-eaten cherry directly into Zai Chun's mouth, "I don't want anything, I want the name of Master Li!"
"Famous people have been famous for thousands of years. Even thousands of years later, people will know that there once was a master of competition who was the number one in this capital!"
"Ouch! You want fame? Hahaha... Your temper reminds me of a person, and that is Fang Guan, the former maid of the Führer!"
As soon as he heard Fangguan's name, Sai Shishi's eyes lit up, "You know, who among us in the capital circle doesn't know the reputation of Sister Fangguan!"
"Being an official prostitute, he was rewarded to the head of state. As a result, the head of state was not only not lewd, but also used his growth to cultivate a European opera goddess!"
"I heard that in the officialdom of Europa, there is no relationship that the official can't sort out! How wonderful... If a woman lives like this, her life will not be in vain!"
"Bah... What's the point of guarding a man? A chastity memorial? I don't care about who can keep it, but I dislike us women's dirty bodies?"
"Those men and dirty officials are much dirtier than us! You are Long Live Lord, and these high-ranking officials in the court are all your subordinates. Are they selling their bodies to you just for the sake of power?"
"They're all for sale, who's laughing at who?"
"Another time, a southern official came to my place to have some wine and social media. After drinking two glasses of cat urine, he started talking nonsense. In the end, I made my mother angry. I went up and gave him a face full of flowers and kicked him out!"
Zai Chun was interested when he heard it, "Who? What's your name? Let me hear... What did you say that offended you?"
"Come on...I won't say his name. After all, he is still making a living in the officialdom. I also took money from others. It would be unkind to cut off his official career!"
"Why do you think you offended me? Haha... When he drank too much, he scolded the head of state and Fangguan, saying that Xiao Letian is a fool, has a weak mind, and has incorrect views!"
"What do you mean, if a woman who treats her husband well doesn't enjoy it herself, she will give it to the foreign devils to enjoy! Damn...enjoy it. My aunts live in this world just for you men to enjoy it?"
"Isn't it okay for a woman to play with a man? You men sell your bodies to emperors and generals in exchange for power, but it's not okay for us women to sell our bodies for power?"
"Who has two silver dollars in whose pocket or something?"
Zai Chun was amused by these words, "You...you think very much like the Chinese feminists? It's interesting, it's really interesting..."
Master Sai curled his lips, "Originally, my aunt, I wasn't such an extreme person, but then I heard something that almost disgusted me to death!"
"What's wrong?" Zai Chun asked.
"Hey...he's not that dirty official from the south. After I drove him away, I heard other officials say drunkenly that this guy is a man who sold his ass to get to the top!"
"When he was still a junior official, he met a boss who liked Nanfeng... and ended up falling in love with this old pretty man. Who would have thought that he would be so willing to give up all of himself in exchange for this Promoted to the third level!"
"The most disgusting thing is... this dirty official, he doesn't like Nan Feng, he likes women... Hahaha, you say it's disgusting or not, dirty or not!"
"This is Guan'er! This is Guan'er who talks so much about our women! He still has the nerve to laugh at others... Hahaha!"
Sai Shishi's character really made Zai Chun's eyes light up. He couldn't help laughing after hearing the joke, but after laughing for a while, Zai Chun's mood became depressed.
"Hey... the more bastards like this there are in the court, the better the Qing Dynasty will be! You should just hold on to that jade button. When will you miss me? Take this jade button to see the person next to me. Four eunuchs in charge!”
"They will arrange for you to meet me!" After saying that, Zai Chun pinched Sai Shishi's chin, looked at her body with great nostalgia, turned and went downstairs.
Sai Shishi didn't send the emperor off or kowtow. He held the jade button tied to the end of Emperor Tongzhi's braid in his hand and was in a daze.
At this moment, suddenly there was an exclamation from the stairs, "Your Majesty, be careful... don't miss the mark!"
There was a bang, like the sound of a foot kicking in the air on the wooden stairs. Sai Shishi laughed all of a sudden, "Bah... the silver pewter gun head, it looks useless, you are bragging even if your waist is weak!" "
After a while, everyone downstairs was shouting long live!
Sai Shishi leaned his hand on the railing and watched the actors in the theater kowtow to send Long Live Lord out. After a while, Prince Dun came up.
Sai Shishi didn't look back and said coldly, "Aren't you very satisfied with giving me to the emperor? You are addicted to cuckolding, right?"
Prince Dun suddenly rushed over, hugged Sai Shishi, and kissed him with open mouth. The two were entangled with each other to death!
Power is like a net, and all living beings are like flying insects entangled in it!
