Today was the shame of Xiang Ying's life, a great humiliation that could not be erased from his soul. Several hundred members of the entire envoy left the town smoothly. The French cavalry only protected them from a distance and did not dare to approach at all.
The Spanish pursuers did not appear, and the tense atmosphere just now seemed to be just the queen's bluff.
However, the envoy was still not relaxed at all. Xiang Ying's face was ashen, he was wrapped in a woolen cloak, and he rode his horse all the way north in the sea breeze.
The army has already issued a hush-hush order, and no one is allowed to tell anyone about anything that happened today except the head of state and the CIA who must report it.
This matter is so embarrassing. If Cai Bixia knew about it, would she be disgusted to death? If buddies like Lin Zhen and Fatty Jin found out, they would still be able to laugh at them for the rest of their lives?
Even if you are beaten to death, you must keep your mouth shut, and no one is allowed to let any news out.
The dragon guard beside him saw the anger in the general's heart. The old gangtou who loved to argue with monkey Taoist priests leaned into Xiang Ying's ear and whispered, "General, when are you going to do it? Don't you want to kill the queen's son? Here it is?" We guarantee you will have our address at your fingertips!”
In fact, Lao Gangtou just wanted to make the general happy and liven up the atmosphere. He also knew that it was impossible for the Spanish crown prince to kill just as he asked.
There was a lot of chatting, ranging from assassination skills to the queen's fat figure, and the endless strong wind tonight...not to mention that the tension in the entire team really relieved him a lot.
"General, I have to say something to you... Just now you said that the Qing Kung Fu we hung on the ceiling are all beginner's skills. I don't like to hear that..."
"Those are unique skills that have been practiced for a lifetime...General! General..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw Xiang Ying tilting to one side and about to fall off the horse. The monkey Taoist caught Xiang Ying with his quick hands and eyes. He was shocked when he reached out and touched her.
"Ouch! Why is the general so hot? Find a sheltered place for the general to take a rest..."
Only then did people realize that Xiang Ying had been ignoring Lao Gangtou. It was not that he was angry and didn't want to talk, but that he had started to have a high fever.
His forehead was hot, his face was red, and white smoke was blowing out between his breaths. The soldiers opened blankets and built a windproof resting place one by one. The monkey Taoist leaned Xiang Ying against a big tree and quickly took his pulse.
Since ancient times, Chinese medical skills and martial arts have been integrated. The masters of the inner circle basically know the methods of traditional Chinese medicine. The Monkey Taoist priests have learned the secrets of the Wudang inner circle, and their medical skills are naturally very high.
"Isn't it right? It doesn't sound like the wind is cold, the pulse is wrong..."
"What else could be going on! The wind in the Bay of Biscay is strong and cold. It has been blowing all day when we came here. I spent a long time with that writer, and then I suffered such a strong wind... …”
"With a burning forehead, it's better to let the sea breeze blow when you go out... This damn place will be damned if it doesn't have a fever!"
The old Gangtou always loved to argue with Monkey Taoist, but today Monkey Taoist had no energy to refute at all. He shook his head to check the pulse carefully, and finally even put his nose next to Xiang Ying's nose to smell his breath.
"His grandma's! Someone drugged the general... My nose can't fool anyone. Someone drugged the general!"
Xiang Ying's breath smelled of wine, food, and body... Of course, there was also a weird medicinal smell that most people couldn't detect, but these people who have spent their lives practicing in deep mountains and forests have uniquely sharp five senses. , plus collecting herbs for generations, they are very sensitive to weird smells.
Lao Gangtou also leaned over and took a sniff, "Huh? There really is a smell that I haven't smelled before... Wait, look!"
He stretched out his hand and pointed, and everyone present looked along the finger...ah! Everyone was dumbfounded. It turned out that a huge tent had been set up somewhere in Xiang Ying's crotch.
"Aphrodisiac! Damn it, this old lady is so sinister. She gave the general a slow-acting aphrodisiac... She is a slutty devil!"
"No, I'm going to find her... I have to get the antidote even if I kill him!"
"No..." Xiang Ying's weak voice sounded, and he stretched out his hand to hold Lao Gangtou's arm, "You can't cause... cause... diplomatic disputes..."
"After all...that is...the Queen of Spain..."
Now everyone was in a panic. Monkey Taoist priest rubbed his hands anxiously, "You have to know what this thing is so that you can find a way to solve it! By the way, interrogate those French people..."
The French officials who were escorted along the way were unlucky. A group of dragon guards and translators surrounded them and inquired about the queen's private life.
No one dared to lie to these madmen. A blond French secretary looked at the thin and withered old Chinese man. He stretched out his hand like cheese and took out a handful of sawdust from a towering ancient tree.
Is this still manpower? The fine steel claws are not that sharp. If it pinches the head, it will be immediately finished.
In the end, the interrogation even affected the French cavalry escorting them from afar. Almost all the officers were questioned, and finally a sergeant finally gave the answer.
Isabella II can be said to be the most obscene devil in the world. She can't live without a man for a day, and she also likes excitement. After arriving in Biarritz, the first thing his men did was to find all kinds of things for her. A handsome guy with a certain style.
This sergeant of the French cavalry battalion was tall, muscular, and had good facial features, especially his high nose, which was even more majestic. As a result, Susan recommended him to the Queen's Villa.
The sergeant is a human being too. He had no choice but to endure the torture of an old sow for four thousand francs. That night, the sergeant was given an aphrodisiac.
"Spanish big fly! This is a drug extracted from insects. There is no antidote at all... Of course there is no need for an antidote. Just find a woman for him quickly and vent it out and everything will be fine..."
"Listen to me, don't hold it in. This poison is slightly toxic. If you hold it in, it may seriously damage your internal organs... Let him let it out!"
Now Monkey Taoist and Lao Gangtou were all dumbfounded. If it were poison like that in China, they would be able to find a solution if they were well-informed.
"This, this, this... this big Spanish fly... what kind of fly is this? No one has seen it, how can I explain it?"
"You old monkey, haven't you always boasted about your superb medical skills? Why are you blind now?"
"Go away! What else can you do besides making arguments? You can do it..."
The two immediately started arguing, but at this time, the translator, a German scholar who had a big bump knocked out on the back of his head, said, "Stop arguing, quickly find a village and find a prostitute for the general to use!"
"It's such a simple thing, what's the fuss about..."
"That's right!" People suddenly exclaimed, "The cavalry is going out in all directions, looking for the nearest and most populous village to find women for the general!"
"Remember to find a clean prostitute... There are many diseases in European flowers and willows, so be sure to find a clean one!"
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