The queen looked at Xiang Ying, and Xiang Ying also looked up at the queen. Xiang Ying was not short-sighted. When he was on the second floor, he had already noticed that the queen was very ugly. When he was halfway up the stairs, Xiang Ying was trembling in his heart. .
ugly! Extremely ugly! So ugly that it makes people sick!
How could she be a woman? She was like a mountain of flesh. She seemed to weigh close to three hundred kilograms. God knows how she could still move with such a huge figure.
You can feel the vibration of the stairs and floorboards with every step you take. Fortunately, this is a villa built under the supervision of the French royal family. If it were of the quality of an ordinary residential building, the building would probably collapse.
The queen's face is no longer human-shaped. There are a pair of small eyes inside the swollen eyelids. The eyelids are so fat that they can't be distinguished from each other. They are piled together to squeeze the originally small eyes even smaller.
A garlicky nose, a big mouth, and a neck that can no longer be described as a double chin or a triple chin. This is a thousand-layer fold!
Layers on top of each other, just like unbaked mille-feuille pancakes, with all the fat in the middle leaking out. This one still has a gauze hanging around its neck. From a distance, it looks like this unsuccessful mille-feuille pancake. It's like spraying a layer of snow-white frosting.
European women of this era were in fashion of thin waists, especially the ladies of the court aristocracy. Their skirts were all specially made and lined with fine steel, which made the waist very thin and squeezed the flesh to the chest and buttocks.
After that, the hem of the long skirt has to be held up, just like a sun umbrella!
If such a gorgeous dress is worn by a figure like Princess Sissi, it will be simply stunning, but if it is put on Isabella II, it will really be like a sow wearing an evening dress.
The thin iron wire in other women's long skirts would probably be able to restrain the flesh on their belly, but if it were put on this sow, it would take a knight's plate armor like a bucket to restrain such a mountain of flesh.
What is even more chilling is that the greedy look in the eyes of this sow-like queen has locked onto Xiang Ying. All adult men know what such a look means. She has already regarded herself as prey!
Neither the hurricanes in the Atlantic nor the Pacific could scare the captain of the Zhiyuan, but today Xiang Ying radiated a chill from his lower back, and he shivered suddenly, all over his body!
All the hairs on his body had stood up, and Xiang Ying had a premonition of an extremely dangerous smell.
Isabella II finally walked up to Xiang Ying. She looked at the strong and handsome Dongfang Xianrou in front of her with a smile and stretched out her right hand.
"My knight, you may kiss my hand now..."
What the hell? Your knight? Want to kiss your hand too? Xiang Ying scolded him on the spot, "Who are you? How dare you canonize me as a knight?" '
'Don't tell me that I don't look down on your Spanish bullshit title, but even if you do, you still don't want to know my details? Even if I am a complete dandy, I still have the right to be the first in line to inherit the Far East Kingdom! '
'Give back the damn knight, give back the damn kisser...'
Xiang Ying put down her hand and dodged back slightly, "Dear Her Majesty the Queen, there is no such etiquette in the East... We are particular about men and women not being intimate! Sorry!"
After speaking, he lowered his head slightly, followed by another standard military salute!
Susan behind the Queen's face changed at that time. She was very aware of the Queen's moody temper. How dare you refuse the Queen's outstretched hand? Isn’t this frustrating?
I was about to speak, but unexpectedly the Queen changed her temper today and said with a smile, "Then follow your Eastern etiquette! May I ask, young knight, what is the purpose of coming to see me this time?"
Victor Hugo saw Xiang Ying's confusion and hurriedly whispered into his ear, "Your Majesty calls you a knight, but he doesn't really want to make you a knight... This is a kind of European culture!"
"I can't explain it clearly, but European women all have princess feelings and want to wait for knights to save... My child, I can only remind you so much, you have to be careful!"
People are old and smart, horses are old and slippery! This is true. Victor Hugo was able to become a world-class writer because of his extraordinary ability to observe life and people.
With a glance from the corner of his eye, he knew that Xiang Ying was in danger today. What kind of woman was Isabella II? She was a well-known woman in Europe. If she hadn't been in her final years, and if she were ten years younger, she wouldn't have dared to live in this villa. Inside.
Xiang Ying, you are like a sheep in a tiger's mouth!
It's not like Xiang Ying didn't do her homework before, and she also heard about the Queen's romantic affairs, but Xiang Ying basically didn't take it seriously, because this is the custom in Europe, and the lover culture is very rampant.
Even Britain's Queen Victoria had her own lover! Not to mention the Queen of Spain, this kind of thing is simply open to the public in Europe.
You deal with your shabby shoes, and I deal with my diplomacy. I am here to talk about the war in the Philippines. Whether your queen is romantic or not has nothing to do with me.
Xiang Ying's thinking was really too naive. He didn't even guess why the master would choose him!
At this time, Xiao Letian was reading the love letter written by Princess Sissi to him in the Palace of Versailles. In addition to the disgusting words of love, there was a stern warning from the princess to Xiao Letian.
"I know that you are conducting diplomatic negotiations with Spain, and I also know that Isabella II is a negotiating opponent that you cannot avoid!"
"But I want to use my life to warn you not to see that woman! Absolutely not. If you dare to meet her alone, I will jump off the Swan Castle!"
"That's a madwoman, a madwoman. She has a pathological sexual addiction! It has reached an incurable terminal stage!"
"My dear, I don't care how many women you find, but you must not let that lunatic insult you. If you are violated... then... then I will die!"
Princess Sissi doesn't care about Xiao Letian's romance, but she is really afraid that her lover will be humiliated by a sow. That would be hell!
At the end of the letter, Princess Sissi also reminded Xiao Letian, "If you want the negotiations to go more smoothly, then please send the youngest and most handsome man under your command... to sacrifice!"
Xiao Letian recalled the historical records, and then looked at the princess's warning with her life and the various secrets sent by the intelligence agency!
The head of state couldn't help but sigh, "Xiang Ying... Master, I'm sorry for you... Just think of it as sacrificing your life for the nation!"
Poor Xiang Ying, he still doesn't know that his master has sold him and he was pushed into the pit of fire alive!
In the Queen's villa, the atmosphere became extremely awkward. The Queen looked at Xiang Ying greedily, but Xiang Ying was confused by Mr. Hugo's words.
"Dear...Dear Your Majesty...didn't you receive our previous telegram? We came to talk about the war in the Philippines, have you forgotten?"
"Oh! Oh... Of course, the war in the Philippines... If there's no rush, we can have dinner first!"
"Dinner? It's only four o'clock in the afternoon...dinner?" Xiang Ying looked confused.