No one expected that an assassination would turn out to be an absurd drama in Emperor Tongzhi's place. There are tens of millions of people in the world, and every person who encounters such a life-or-death event will have some impact on his character.
This kind of influence can sometimes even be a big change that can change your life's destiny.
When Er Mao heard from Dr. Buck that today's assassination would cause serious changes in Emperor Tongzhi's personality, he might suffer from severe insomnia, extreme anxiety, or even a closed mind and various forms of autism...
It was precisely because of hearing these bad diagnosis results that Er Mao forced his way into the bathroom. He wanted to be Zai Chun's child for a while longer in the limited time.
Er Mao's feelings towards Emperor Tongzhi were very complicated. He was persecuted by the Manchus and indoctrinated by his adoptive father, which made the young eunuch hate the Manchus very much. He wished that this brutal ruling group would fall as soon as possible.
But Er Mao couldn't hate Zai Chun because the little emperor had never bullied him. On the contrary, the little emperor had protected Er Mao many times and truly regarded him as his friend.
They are all teenagers, just at the age when they have just learned the taste of hatred. They do not have the unforgettable memory that is burned into the bones of middle-aged people. The children's hearts are still very pure.
Limited hatred cannot suppress the budding friendship. Emperor Tongzhi and Er Mao really get along with each other as if they were children.
Because he felt sorry for Zai Chun, Er Mao stole Man Shun's top-grade water agarwood, scolded the young and old, and then broke into the bathroom and came to the little emperor's side.
Otherwise, given their current awkward relationship, Er Mao would not be willing to take the initiative to meet Emperor Tongzhi.
Because Xiao Letian has promised that on the day Emperor Tongzhi takes charge, Er Mao's mission will be completed. At that time, Xiao Letian's private museum will give Er Mao a lifelong position. Under the umbrella of the Chinese family, Er Mao's family will eventually become rich. lifetime.
That's why he tried his best to keep a distance from the little emperor. He never wanted to get close to that dirty latrine in the Qing Dynasty. If it weren't for today's special circumstances, Er Mao would never come to Zai Chun.
However, he never expected that all the outsiders' guesses were wrong. Instead of making Emperor Tongzhi weak, autistic, and self-tortured, this assassination opened up a strange psychological experience for the little emperor.
Killing people actually makes you excited? It actually feels good? God, what is this if not a perversion?
Unable to suppress emotions, and finally rely on women to vent?
Seeing Emperor Tongzhi and the British maid in various strange postures in front of him, Er Mao felt sick. He wanted to vomit but couldn't.
Xiao Sixi was banging on the bathroom door like crazy, but he would not dare to come in without the emperor's order.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. ah……"
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusuuuuuuuuuuu” The foundation of cultivation!”
"In the past, the emperor's three thousand concubines were finally able to ascend in the daytime... This relied on harvesting without leaking. Grandpa Ermao, you must advise Long Live Master not to leak Yuanyang..."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
The Fangzhongshu that Xiao Sixi learned is really not the trick of charlatans on the street. It is a unique skill that has been passed down bit by bit in the palace for thousands of years.
Who did the eunuchs of the Qing Dynasty learn from in various systems and crafts? Of course, they studied the Ming Dynasty, and the eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty studied the Song and Yuan Dynasties, and the eunuchs of the Song Dynasty naturally studied the prosperous Tang Dynasty.
And the prosperous Tang Dynasty also has inheritance, and one generation can even pass down to the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period!
Since ancient times, the most important task of an emperor is to sleep with women, in order to reproduce offspring desperately. But even if he is a tough man, how many nails can he crush?
In order to maintain a strong fighting power, some people gradually developed the mysterious palace room technique. Whether this secret technique in the palace has anything to do with the Yellow Emperor, no one can find out, but this set of secret techniques is really rare. Thousands of years of inheritance.
Why did Xiao Sixi become the third among the four eunuchs of Emperor Tongzhi? It depends on this set of secrets that are not passed down!
But Xiao Sixi also knew the key points of Fangzhongshu. When practicing this kind of magic, one was afraid of not being able to control one's emotions and of indulging in sexual desires. Many emperors died from this. Once Emperor Tongzhi had a physical problem, I definitely can’t save my life!
Let Ermao persuade you? Ermao is so disgusted now that he doesn't even want to watch it. God knows how come there are so many tricks? Emperor Tongzhi fought fiercely with four British yangma alone. In just a quarter of an hour, the four British maids had peach blossom faces, their muscles and bones were weak, and ghosts were screaming in the bathroom.
Who can persuade Emperor Tongzhi now? The little emperor's eyes started to spit fire.
"Hahaha...Xiao Sixi, what are you talking about? Only now do I understand why, after the bloody battles in ancient times, the city has to be closed without sealing the sword. It turns out that after killing someone, you must find a woman!"
"Hahaha, otherwise this body of blood would drive people crazy! It's so enjoyable, it's so enjoyable! Playing with women after killing people, it feels so different and so refreshing!"
Emperor Tongzhi was like a crazy breeding cow at this moment, working hard on the four fertile fields so fast that sparks almost appeared.
Er Mao turned his head and couldn't bear to look directly, "Your Majesty, you should listen to Xiao Sixi's advice... After all, you are only thirteen years old, thirteen years old!"
"Hahaha... I am the emperor, how can I use common sense to infer that if I don't want to see you, get out of here!"
"I want to tell the whole world that I am the leader of the revival of the Qing Dynasty. I am definitely not a cowardly mediocre leader! I want to conquer the world, I want to unify Liuhe, and I want to monopolize power..."
"I want to sleep with all the beauties in the world! I want to tell everyone in Sijiu City that the dragon blood and veins of Nurhachi flow in my body! I want to hang those bastards who try to make me emperor one by one. On the Zhengyang Gate, I will dig out their eyes!"
"I will confiscate their homes, send all the female relatives to the military camps as slaves, and kill all the men who are over the wheel! Hahaha..."
"Hmm! Hiss...ah..."
It's useless to persuade anyone. Zai Chun is obsessed with pure blood today. The thirteen years of Yuanyang are like a torrential river, and they are all drained out today!
Er Mao looked up at the sky, tears falling down like broken pearls. "Zai Chun, Zai Chun... How did you become like this? How did you become like this?"
"Who on earth assassinated you! This person is so abominable and bad! Although you didn't kill Zai Chun..."
"But you killed Zaichun's humanity! Humanity..."
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