A hot face but a cold butt is just a common saying in China. No one will think about it. However, this is not the case in the UK. These British cows with poor vocabulary are all stupid. When they hear Chinese proverbs It’s all about understanding the literal meaning directly.
Fangguan's hot face was pressed against Xiao Letian's cold ass. This scene was as obscene as you thought. In the end, even Gladstone, an old Taoist, couldn't help but blush.
However, Xiao Letian and Fangguan were completely unaware of the slip of the tongue, and they actually started to quarrel right here.
"There are no rules! How dare you talk back to me like this? It's too late for you... you, you, you... just wait. When you return to China, you don't have to do anything. You can just find a servant and you'll be finished!"
"I'm so angry. It's such a shame to be thrown into Europa. There are really no rules. How did Fuhui manage it? They say that Jiaofangsi is a place with rules. I think this is the only thing that smells like shit..."
This was a stab in Fangguan's lungs. The little girl howled loudly, "Xiao Letian, you bastard, are you still not a human being? Wuwuwu... You said that if I work hard, I will be good in the future." Give me a free body..."
"You don't mean what you say, you are not a man!"
"Is it easy for me to leave my hometown and deal with this group of perverts in Europe? I will help you smooth the relationship from top to bottom, but in the end your conscience will be eaten by the dogs?"
"You are so shameless, my aunt will fight with you..." As he spoke, no one expected that Fangguan would rush up and tear him apart from Xiao Letian, and even Xiao Letian's neck would be scratched three times.
"Ouch... I rebelled against you. If you dare to scratch me, master, do you want to soak the pig cage? Ouch... it hurts, it hurts, my ears!"
Xiao Letian was too embarrassed to beat a woman in front of Gladstone. As a result, Fang Guan pinched his ears because of the pain. Xiao Letian woke up from the pain.
Gladstone couldn't watch the fun anymore. He rushed over to break up the fight. "Madam, beautiful lady, don't be angry. The head of state may have drunk too much. Please let go first... Okay, please let go first!"
Fangguan didn't want to make things worse. She let go of her hand and sat down on the chair. She cried bitterly with her mouth flattened, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu The British risked their lives to break through the border, but you not only don't appreciate it, but you also scold me..."
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aren’t you a human being?
"I spent the whole day watching games and playing games with the Empress of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. I didn't even eat breakfast. I only ate a little bread for lunch. I was almost starving to death. Who did I do it for?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuakn"
Xiao Letian rubbed his red ears and said angrily, "What's the matter? Can't we wait until I get back to the East Palace to talk about it? I have to come out and embarrass myself..."
"Bah... you are the one who is embarrassed! Auntie is not afraid that you will suffer a loss!" Fang Guan sat up straight like the little tiger.
"Just this afternoon, Princess Sissi expressed to me that she is interested in the Dodo Bird Reserve and is willing to contribute 18,000 pounds to fund the reserve. The Queen wants the shares..."
"If you hadn't hit a wall at Benjamin's place, and if you hadn't been able to negotiate the land purchase deal, why would I have asked for help!"
"The British Parliament is deeply worried about the Chinese buying British colonies. Even if they want to save face, they will not sell those wastelands to us, so I can only ask the big shots in Europe to come forward..."
"With the Empress of the Austro-Hungarian Empire as a banner, do you think this deal will be better passed in Congress?"
ah! Xiao Letian and Gladstone all screamed, including the eavesdropping imperial elites who were also dumbfounded!
"What are you talking about? The Queen of Austria-Hungary... wants to buy a stake in the Dodo Nature Reserve? She wants a 10% share!"
This is shocking news! The Queen of the Austro-Hungarian Empire is on the same level as Queen Victoria in terms of status, and the legitimacy of the Habsburg Dynasty even exceeds that of the United Kingdom.
If Xiao Letian can really borrow the banner of the Empress of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, then the land sale of the Dudu Bird Nature Reserve will really not be a big problem.
Mauritius was originally a small island discovered accidentally in the Indian Ocean. It had no industry at all, a weak agricultural foundation, and its geographical location was not close to the golden waterway.
The British just snatched it from the Dutch. At this moment, the island is constantly undergoing immigration, and many untouchables from India have been moved here.
In the minds of these big men in London, this island has no value at all. He just adds a few insignificant numbers to the colonial statistics of the Empire on which the sun never sets.
According to business rules, Xiao Letian invested 10,000 pounds to buy land instead of buying sovereignty. This business was really cost-effective. If it weren't for him being Chinese, he would have sold the entire island's sovereignty for 10,000 pounds.
How big is Alaska? The total transaction volume is only 10,000 U.S. dollars, which can only be converted into pounds sterling. Now Xiao Letian is willing to pay 10,000 pounds to buy one-third of an island. Isn't this business a huge profit?
All the obstacles actually lie in politics. It is the pride of British politicians that hinders this investment. In their eyes, the colonies of the empire where the sun never sets can only be expanded. How can they be reduced?
It’s okay to buy your Chinese land, but you Chinese still want to go back and buy my British land?
It is this mentality that hinders the normal conduct of transactions.
But at this moment, Fangguan made a huge breakthrough. When the Empress of the Austro-Hungarian Empire came forward and invested in this nature reserve in her own name with Xiao Letian, the nature of the entire business changed completely.
From a national investment business that must be controlled and measured by politicians, it suddenly became a property rights transaction between the royal family.
Your Congress is very good, isn’t it? But you have to remember that Queen Victoria still holds the title of Queen of India, which means that all the land in the Indian Ocean belongs to the Queen's property.
The Habsburg dynasty and the Hanoverian dynasty are equal. If a small island transaction is conducted between the two dynasties, the excuse for Congress to interfere is not that sufficient.
Xiao Letian jumped up at that time, "Suspended trading! Wan is too expensive, I want to lower the price... Hahaha, I don't want to be taken advantage of, I will never buy Wan, it's too expensive!"
Gladstone's nose was so angry that he said, "You...how can you break your promise? You are the head of a country!"
How could Gladstone not be angry? In fact, without this tidbit, the two of them would soon be talking about cooperation issues after they took the stage. The land deal in Mauritius was also part of the negotiation.
Who would have thought that Fangguan and Princess Sissi would come out halfway? Xiao Letian would be a fool if he didn't change the price immediately when he heard that the situation had changed.
"Haha, my dear Gladstone, we are in business! Now the situation has changed. I can only offer a sky-high price of 80,000 pounds, not even a penny more!"
Gladstone looked at Fang Guan angrily, "This beautiful lady, is that why you want to break in to see the head of state?"
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