What is the most important task of being an emperor? Ten thousand people may have ten thousand answers, but there is one answer that everyone in the Forbidden City knows very well but no one is willing to say clearly.
The most important task of being an emperor is to be a stallion. To put it bluntly, it means breeding more horses.
In a feudal centralized country, if the emperor wants to maintain the structure of his family and the world, the most critical point is to have more offspring. The more the better, but where will the heirs come from? Naturally, it comes from breeding.
Therefore, despite the righteousness of the emperors of the past dynasties, the extravagance of the harem was not enough to be humane to outsiders.
Kangxi gave birth to a total of 35 sons, 20 daughters and an adopted daughter, a total of 46 people.
Qianlong gave birth to 17 sons and 10 daughters. These were the two monarchs in the prosperous period of the Qing Dynasty.
Looking further back, Emperor Taizong Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty gave birth to 14 sons and 21 daughters. Zhu Yuanzhang of the Ming Dynasty gave birth to a total of 26 sons...
It can be seen that all the well-known kings ranked high in the history books are all stallions. The ability to have children proves the prosperity of the dynasty, and the ability to have children proves the royal family's feng shui.
Kings of all dynasties have two things that they care most about. One is to build a tomb for themselves, and the second is to find a woman for themselves.
The seventy-two concubines in the Three Palaces and Six Courts are all lies. In fact, the emperor owns all the women in the entire palace. Not only the Forbidden City, but also the women in the surrounding palaces are his private property.
Not just three thousand, not even thirty thousand! There are so many women who want to sleep with whoever they want. In the minds of ordinary people, this is simply paradise.
However, no matter how delicious the food is, it will lose its freshness once you eat too much. Women will naturally get tired of aesthetics if they play too much. At this time, they have to rely on the secrets of the room passed down by the eunuchs to increase the fun. .
The four eunuchs around Zai Chun are not just decorations. Each eunuch has a unique skill! The so-called eunuchs cannot interfere in politics is actually nonsense. These people whose life and death depend on the emperor are the most loyal group, and the emperor naturally trusts their judgment.
Er Mao is the leader among the four eunuchs. His important role is to help the young emperor analyze Western learning and provide certain translation work. Er Mao cannot say that he understands some issues related to Europa, but he knows that he understands the general context, at least he can Find the crux of the problem.
Da Sixi is the second-ranked person under Er Mao. What complicates him is the etiquette of the little emperor. Even though he looks like a slave, this man can name half of the Eight Banner nobles in the entire Forty-Nine City, and he also knows The intricate web of relationships between them.
In some diplomatic situations, when the little emperor walks, talks, coughs or even spits, he needs to be reminded by the side. Etiquette is really important to the king, and etiquette directly lubricates the complex network of relationships.
Manshun ranked fourth, and he was known as the sharp eye in the Forbidden City. He not only studied in the palace building office for three years, but also went out of the palace to learn skills from a group of famous literary and entertainment officials at that time. He was the number one ghost in the capital. To the left of his eye, Zuo Dachaofeng is his master.
Basically, there is no Chinese cultural relic that he does not understand, and although he is not familiar with Western cultural relics, he can still make judgments about the identification of some gold, silver, gems and other items by analogy.
In the envoy, he has the detailed list of all the gifts and treasures in his hand. If the little emperor wants to give gifts and needs advice, it is right to turn to him.
Not to mention that gift-giving is not a science. The more important people are, the more they pay attention to gift-giving as an important means of connecting people. Giving the right gift to the right person is a science.
The first, second, and fourth place all have their own division of labor, so what unique skills does the third-ranked Xiao Sixi have?
This guy's unique skills are even more amazing. What he has in his mind is a big secret passed down by word of mouth among the eunuchs, the secret technique of the royal family.
How can you get the most pleasure from sleeping with a woman without harming your body? Just look for him!
In the Chinese almanac, which days are taboo days for sexual intercourse, and which days are taboo days for sexual intercourse, and which days are helpful? No problem!
What should you do if you have back pain, leg cramps, and are exhausted? Looking for Xiao Sixi! There are more than a hundred formulas for tonics in his mind, many of which are secrets not told in the palace.
Do you want warm tonic or intense tonic? Do you want to persist for one hour or two? Are you the second or third queen tonight, or the twenties and thirties? As long as you have needs, Xiao Sixi can give you a secret recipe.
As for all kinds of little tricks that are not common to outsiders, he is even more interested in them! Even if you give him two carpenters, he can design more than thirty styles of acacia beds.
Emperor Tongzhi was no longer a boy. In the Forbidden City, he studied these techniques with Xiao Sixi, and also found many palace maids to practice them personally.
When Emperor Tongzhi was nine years old, although he could not do much at that time, many young and old attended theoretical classes and had fun doing clever work with his hands.
Under Xiao Sixi's meditation training, Zai Chun's small hands could knead, pinch, pat, pick, grab, stab, pull, spin... all kinds of techniques were in one set. As long as a woman fell into his hands, There is no need to use real swords or guns, just relying on these foreplays can make her feel happy.
Not to mention a series of mouth tricks, as well as some fun bedding toys in the eight-treasure box, which can even seduce women.
Today, Emperor Tongzhi is fighting against four foreign horses. How can he lose the majesty of the Qing Dynasty?
After a while, there was a "miserable" scream in the bathroom. The four big horses... No, no, no, it should be the little one who screamed like crazy.
The squealing sound is really miserable! It’s so miserable!
The attendants waiting outside the bathroom were all shocked. Those strong palace attendants who were more than 1.8 meters tall all looked inferior at this moment.
They were holding white bath towels, flower petals for bathing in various perfumes, and exquisite silk pajamas... A total of eighteen people lined up outside the bathroom and waited.
When the familiar shouts sounded in the bathroom, the eighteen attendants present were all dumbfounded. They all thought to themselves how high the combat effectiveness was! Can four women be made like this?
Didn’t it say that the little emperor of China was only thirteen or fourteen years old? How could it be so powerful!
They subconsciously looked down at their crotches. At that moment, they felt extremely inferior, and their faces were as red as if they were dripping blood.
My life was in vain, my life was really in vain. A grown man in his thirties actually let a child beat him. It was simply unbelievable!
The screams in the bathroom became more and more "miserable and loud", and finally even the maids who were passing by to deliver things understood what was going on. Each of these women looked at the bathroom door with expectant and curious eyes. .
"Oh God! They have been screaming for an hour and a half! Is the little emperor a sadist and torturing the sisters with indescribable cruelty?"
"God, it's so scary...but so exciting!"
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