Xiao Letian did not look back, but shook his head with regret in his heart. Of course he knew what Lin Zhen was asking. Da Sixi and Xiao Sixi were eunuchs sent by the Forbidden City to take care of Zai Chun's life. They could be selected to study with the emperor, which meant that These eunuchs are all quite capable.
Especially this Xiao Sixi, the most proficient in Fangzhongshu. This is not a joke but a trick that must be mastered in the profession of eunuch.
It is said that they have a treasure book of bedding curtains that has been collected in the harem for thousands of years, recording many classic and unknown secret postures, and many obscene scenes that outsiders cannot even imagine.
There is even a legend that they know a kind of fingering method. Every time the emperor visits a concubine, he will ask his majesty whether he can keep it, that is to say, whether the woman is allowed to have the right to conceive. If the emperor is just playing for fun and does not want the woman to retain the emperor's seed, Bloodline, then say don’t keep it.
At this time, the eunuch didn't use any contraceptive method at all. He only used his finger knuckles to tap on certain acupuncture points of the woman. Regardless of whether you were on a regular basis or not, you would definitely not get pregnant this time.
Sound amazing? There are many magical places in the Forbidden Palace. There is an Iron Arhat with a mechanical clockwork in the palace! It is said that by turning the clockwork, you can perform a live demonstration of erotic actions in various postures, and Xiao Sixi actually mastered the ability to repair this kind of doll.
To put it bluntly, the only purpose of all the knowledge gained by Xiao Sixi entering the palace was to make the emperor's sex happy. They were a sect, and many secret recipes were passed down by word of mouth and were inherited from the Ming Dynasty.
And where did the eunuchs of the Ming Dynasty inherit from? Inherited from the Yuan Dynasty and even the Song Dynasty, this kind of Fangzhongshu is also a kind of knowledge. It has been inherited and pioneered for thousands of years. After it has been accumulated until the end of the Qing Dynasty, you can imagine how vast and complicated the knowledge is.
After all, Lin Zhen was also from a Ryukyu veteran family. Xiao Letian would never treat these veterans badly regardless of whether they were still powerful or not, at least they would not be short of money and wealth.
So Lin Zhen was a tough guy when he put on the military uniform, but he immediately became a playboy when he took off the military uniform and returned home. Xiang Ying didn't even have a wife. Lin Zhen's family already had a concubine in the fourth house. I don't know where this kid heard the word "Xiao Si". I like to have such a unique skill, it seems that I want to learn the art from a teacher.
After a while, two timid eunuchs walked up to Xiao Letian, who was still three meters away. Their knees softened and they knelt down and kowtowed, "Greetings to the head of state... Good luck to the head of state!"
"Okay, stop kowtowing. There are strong waves on the sea. Be careful if a grunt falls into the sea... I came to you today to discuss something important!"
"Tomorrow the fleet will rendezvous with the British fleet. From tomorrow on, His Majesty will behave like an emperor in every word and deed. You should keep a close eye on your dress, speech and behavior!"
"When it's time to play, I will let His Majesty play, but this state visit is related to the image of the entire Asia in Europe. This is the first Chinese emperor to visit Europe in thousands of years. A major event that has been recorded in history cannot be repeated. What a mistake! It’s time for Zai Chun to learn the etiquette and rules you learned in the Forbidden City!"
Da Sixi swallowed his saliva and said with a smile, "Well... what the head of state said is true. I'm just afraid that your majesty won't listen and have a petty temper. Today, with the words of the head of state, the slave will be bold enough to do the job!"
"First of all, His Majesty needs to wear a dragon robe... I know the heat, but you have to endure the heat. I use Huzhou fine silk rosa for underwear, and send a few more attendants to hold ice cubes. I believe Your Majesty can still bear it. …”
When it comes to how to serve people, that is Da Sixi's unique skill. The accompanying cargo ship is loaded with a large number of royal items, flags, umbrellas, and various costumes and decorations of the honor guards, and a whole shipload of expensive gifts.
Regarding these complicated etiquette, Xiao Letian also had a headache and endured listening for half an hour before he could figure out some ideas. Then Xiao Letian looked at Xiao Sixi and said coldly, "Don't show off your abilities." ! The color is a bone-scraping steel knife. If you let me know that my general has learned some of your messy things, don’t blame me for being rude!"
Xiao Sixi knelt down with a pop, "I don't dare... Isn't this slave's life like a weed dependent on the grace of the master? The master can do whatever the master tells the slave to do, and he can learn whatever he wants, and he doesn't even want to beat him to death. Dare to harm others!"
What the profession of eunuchs requires is to be able to be soft-spoken and listen to people's emotions. When faced with the angry scolding of big shots, they have ten thousand ways to resolve it.
A powerful official like Xiao Letian was a scorching sun that he could not afford to offend in the heart of the eunuch. There was only one way to deal with Xiao Letian, which was to be a villain and live in exchange for the mercy of his master.
It is said that you should not hit the smiling person. Seeing that Xiao Sixi was so smart, Xiao Letian could not scold him any more. He only warned him a few words that he was not allowed to seduce Zai Chun into bad behavior, let alone his generals.
The two brothers, Big Sixi, kowtowed like garlic, and finally got over the situation. Seeing Xiao Letian's face softening, Xiao Sixi quickly apologized and said, "The Führer Mingjian, I entered the palace at the age of six and didn't know anything. Why?" It’s not like the senior eunuchs told us to learn whatever, I don’t know how I learned such a craft..."
"But we also have rules. When my husband was teaching us skills, he once asked the slaves to kneel on the tiles and recite the rules. Just the sentence "Sex is a bone scraper and a sharp knife" took me three hours... We all know that we can't let the master hurt the essence. , after all, we have to die, right?"
"Actually..." Xiao Si smiled happily and said, "Actually, there are many tricks to enjoy the undisclosed secrets of the harem without hurting your vitality... The leader must be free, and the slave will present it to you? I guarantee it. This unique skill that has been passed down for three thousand years is really not harmful to the body..."
Xiao Letian's eyes lit up and he asked involuntarily, "Really or not..." As soon as I said it, I regretted it. I quickly looked around and said, "Nonsense, what do I want with this? Get out of here..."
The two of them hugged each other and ran away, but on the way to escape, they looked at each other and smiled and said to themselves, "The head of state is also a person of temperament. It seems that there will be another way out in the future..."
Xiao Letian shook his head mockingly and then frowned. He was very worried about this. He had many desires that even he could hardly suppress. What would the young Zai Chun do in the future? As a master, I can’t look at my apprentice’s crotch every day, right?
Things like Fangzhongshu may really have secret techniques for gathering yin and replenishing yang, but people cannot control themselves once their desires arise, and it is very easy to break the precept.
"Zai Chun? Zai Chun! Zai Chun... Hey! How could he control himself..."
Worry is very worrying, but this problem is basically unsolvable. Xiao Letian can defeat this era, but he can never defeat human desires.
In the evening of the same day, Xiao Letian hosted a banquet for his apprentices and generals. Dozens of them gathered on the Zhiyuan to toast and congratulate the victory of the Brunei Campaign.
But what Xiao Letian didn't know was that when he was drunk and his face was hot, Cai Bixia scolded Lin Zhen, the strange man on the back deck, bloody.
"Lin Zhen, please remember this! No matter what hatred we have against the Qing Dynasty, this little brother Zai Chun has not done much wrong. Don't play double-dealing tricks behind his back. I don't want to rub sand in my eyes!"
Lin Zhen was afraid that this beauty who had been playing with him since childhood would make Cai Bixia scold her with her teeth and Hanako didn't dare to talk back, "Okay, okay... I listen to girls, I listen to you!"
Cai Bixia glared at him fiercely, "Let's use the majesty of the stormtroopers with those shameless Manchu princes. Zai Chun is our junior brother, no matter what, he has to recognize the master's incense and passion!"
