!--The beginning of the chapter-- Sister Wu walked around the corridor and went to the toilet under the protection of Zhu Shanchi. The toilet was in the southeast corner. In order to prevent the nobles from being smoked, all the wine tables were far away from here.
Everyone dispersed, Sister Wu winked, and Zhu Shanchou quickly ran towards the south wall. In the corner, two Fuso warriors crossed their hands and built a ladder. Zhu Shanchou put his left foot on their palms, and the two warriors It's going to be a step up.
With Zhu Shanchi's momentum and the two's lifting power, Zhu Shanchi easily climbed up the three-meter-high wall, and quickly retreated as soon as he appeared.
Jumping to the ground, he whispered, "The enemy was indeed confused! The soldiers who were ambushed by Tepuxin were defenseless at the moment, and they were all sitting around. Even they were still eating, and the kitchen was preparing wine and food for them! "
"Okay, okay! The confusion plan has been completed. The enemy has been anesthetized by us. Now even the ambush soldiers have begun to drink and dine. This is a good opportunity for us to take action! Prepare to act according to the original plan..."
Sister Wu deliberately loosened the first button on her clothes, swept her sideburns and deliberately messed up her bun, then took out a wine flask from her arms and took a long sip to burn the knife.
The Kirigakure brat's pink face suddenly turned rosy as the strong alcohol entered her throat, adding a third of charm to her already charming figure. Walking back from the hut, there is no way to take the less crowded corridor.
The group of people walked directly to the courtyard and walked through the dense banquet. Good guy, Sister Wu's charming skills were on full fire all the way, and her electrified eyes were shooting in random directions, which made all the generals of Tepuxin drool.
For this operation, Sister Wu specially brought a batch of CIA-made hangover pills. This kind of traditional Chinese medicine pill, one big one can be taken before drinking to protect the stomach, and the other small one can be pressed under the tongue to minimize the absorption of alcohol.
Although it is said that they can't completely cure the hangover, both sides drink the same drink. Hunchun's side has hangover pills at the bottom, while Tepuxin's side relies purely on his own drinking capacity. Naturally, the difference can be seen.
Hunchun's private soldiers were all pretending to be drunk, but all of Tepuxin's men were really drunk.
Sister Wu successfully captivated the eyes of the smelly men in the courtyard. When they reached the table closest to the steps of the hall, a leader of Tepuxin had already looked at her dumbfounded, and a Fuso warrior next to him was hooking her Drinking wine was poured down his neck.
The warrior held a large bowl of wine and poured it into the corner of his mouth, but the commander looked directly at Sister Wu's figure, his eyes roving to his chest and buttocks.
When Sister Wu passed by him, the Japanese samurai who pretended to be drunk unknowingly reached out and touched Sister Wu's butt, leaving a big hand stained with alcohol directly on her butt. Mudra.
"Ah! Baga..." Sister Wu's shrill scream shocked the whole yard and everyone in the houses. People stood up in large numbers, and the generals in the surrounding houses also ran out to see what happened. whats the matter.
Even the swordsmen and axemen guarding outside put down their steamed buns and stewed meat. When the raiders wanted to take action, they thought there was already a war in the yard.
"What's going on? What happened..." Hunchun and Tepuxin ran out of the hall.
Sister Wu was worthy of being awarded the Little Golden Man Award. Her face was red and her eyes were full of tears. She pointed at the commander who was dumbfounded, "He...he...wuwuwu..." He couldn't say the words at all. , covering my face and crying.
This is an injustice. The beauty’s tears make everyone heartbroken! Hunchun shouted, "Zhu Shanchi! What's going on!"
With a clang, half of the sword was pulled out, "Baga! This shameless bastard, he actually dared to touch Madam secretly! He just touched Madam's butt! I'll chop you to death..." After saying that, the sword was about to be chopped out of its sheath.
"Commander Jiao! What's going on?" Tepuxin's nose was so angry that his nose became crooked.
At this time, the commander named Jiao was so frightened that he woke up from the wine. He rushed forward and knelt down in front of the general. "You are wronged! I am wronged! I didn't touch the little one. I really didn't touch him!"
At this time, the samurai who had just drunk was also anxious. He also took out his ribs and pounced on him to stab him to death. "Baga! You still said you didn't touch it! Look at our wife's butt..." Tepuxin said. Look, there is indeed a wet handprint on the plump butt.
Everyone has their own preconceptions. Just now, the Kirigakure kid attracted everyone's attention with his Charming Technique. No one noticed who had taken advantage of the chaos to attack. Moreover, people naturally thought that this matter could not have been done by some drunken Fuso samurai. of.
Because everyone knows that Japanese samurai attach great importance to superiority and inferiority. Sister Wu is their wife, that is, the mistress. They would not dare to do it even to death, let alone in public.
But at that time, there were only a few men around Sister Wu, and apart from a few warriors, Commander Jiao was the closest to her. So if all possibilities were eliminated, the remaining one would naturally be the truth.
Tepuxin was also drunk, and his brain reaction speed could not keep up at this moment. He rushed forward and fired his bow left and right, and two big mouths came out: "You bastard! Why are your hands so mean? I will chop you to death! You will also kill General Hunchun's woman." Dare you make a move?"
"Sir, I didn't! I really didn't..." The person named Jiao was really more unjust than Dou E. He was under the influence of alcohol and couldn't get around the detour. He didn't even realize that someone was putting the blame on him. .
Tepuxin looked at Hunchun's livid face, and then looked at Sister Wu crying so hard that she couldn't survive without an explanation.
Grit your teeth and stamp your feet! Tepuxin yelled, "You are so brave! You dare to insult the officer's woman. If I don't punish you severely today, I won't be able to improve military discipline! Do it, drag her out and behead her!"
After saying that, he glanced at Hunchun, which means that I have stepped down for you, and you have to step down for me too! Just give in and say a few polite words and I'll give him a few slaps.
But I didn't expect that Hunchun actually pretended to be mute and kept silent. That means he didn't kill him quickly. I'm just waiting to see.
Tepuxin was so angry that he stomped his feet and cursed, "What are you doing standing there! Drag him out and behead him! Let the general vent his anger..." Looking up again, the people peeking out of the second door were actually the swordsmen who had just ambush. It seemed that they also I don't know what's going on. I want to attack but I haven't received the order yet.
Tepuxin's nose was so angry that he said, "You bastard! What fun are you seeing when people who have nothing to do with you are dragging them out to play thirty games! What a heartless thing..."
It seems that those group of swordsmen don't want us to attack! They want to spank us, so what are we waiting for? They just shrink their heads and run away, scattering in a rush.
The Heilongjiang generals standing next to Hunchun were a little overwhelmed when they saw this scene. They quickly surrounded Hunchun and saluted with fists in their hands: "General, calm down! General, calm down! Commander Jiao did have a few too many drinks. He deserves a beating." ! But the crime does not deserve death! Please give me a kind word, General!"
Hunchun pretended to be angry, "Huh! You even dare to molest my woman. This shows how many decent women you have bullied in your daily life! I will kill you a hundred times and you won't be able to forgive me!"
"Yes, yes... the general is right in his scolding, please show me your noble hand! Please show your noble hand..."
