The majesty of the Forbidden City cannot be understood by those who have never seen it. Yang Zhi has only been here once, and every brick, tile, plant and tree here seems to be imprinted in his heart, as clear as a knife or an ax.
The eyes are filled with shocking reds and bright yellows. The strong sense of color should have seemed lively and lively, but instead it was elevated to solemnity by the vastness of this palace complex.
Yang Zhi even imagined for a moment that if this red dot was completely black and white, then with such a grand scale and momentum, what kind of powerful aura it would be.
No, no, no, Yang Zhi shook his head and threw his random thoughts into the Jinshui River. "How can it be done? This piece of red walls and yellow tiles is already overwhelming. If it were all replaced by black, white and gray, how could it still be done? Are there people living there? Wouldn’t that be like ghosts..."
"Hey, hey...what are you thinking about? Look around! That's the inner palace over there, can you see it? Are those two holes on your nose for breathing?" The little eunuch looked at Yang Zhi coldly, with a smile on his face. They were all left to heaven.
Yang Zhi suddenly felt evil fire in his heart. After all, I am also a lord of the Qing Dynasty. After all, I am also a meritorious official. How dare you, a eunuch, treat me like this?
Are these two holes on the nose? These are eyes, human eyes, not your dog eyes... How dare you, a bitch eunuch who looks down on people with dog eyes... Huh? Yang Zhi took a closer look and saw that the little eunuch was standing outside the inner right door and was not leaving. The thumb, index finger and middle finger of his right hand were twirling incessantly, and his intention to ask for a bribe was very obvious.
Yang Zhiqi's heart was beating fast. The inner right door is just east of the military aircraft. It is the decomposition point of the inner court and the outer court. If there is no eunuch to lead you here, no one will dare to let you in. After all, it is just a short walk behind the door. The women's section of the harem is getting closer.
The guards guarding the inner right door looked at Yang Zhi with strange faces, and they all asked where did this idiot come from? You're here and you still haven't handed over your doorstep? Damn it, what kind of scolding did my little father-in-law have to do along the way?
The guards have seen eunuchs scolding each other before. These eggless perverts have been in the palace since they were a few years old. They have been with a group of old perverts and learned two things in their lives, flattery and cynicism.
Be flattering to those above and cold and arrogant to those below! These are the special skills of eunuchs. If you want to curse people without using curse words, and harm others to make you bleed internally, these shemales are definitely at the ancestral level.
"Hey... Your kitchen is open in the southwest corner, right? You didn't eat enough this morning. Look at this little face. How about I take you to eat more? Don't worry, this is the palace, there is no shortage. That bite you took..."
The guards next to him and Zhang Jing, the military officer on duty who was hiding at the door to watch the excitement, couldn't bear it anymore and burst out laughing. As a result, the little eunuch straightened his back even more when he saw that there was an audience cheering for him.
Who says eunuchs are inferior to humans? I am a eunuch who is as capable as a court official, so don’t you dare fart!
It is difficult for people who are not from the north, or even from the Fourth and Nine Cities, to understand how sinister the little eunuch's curse is. In northern China, the courtyard house is a very common architectural style in the capital region.
In ancient times, building a house was very particular. You can't just build it however you want. Ancient architecture is related to Feng Shui and feudal etiquette. You can't overstep it, let alone go against Feng Shui. There are so many things to pay attention to. countless.
In traditional Feng Shui theory, the southwest corner of the house is the position of the white tiger in the family, which is a great evil. Using the toilet to suppress it is also a point in Feng Shui. Therefore, if you have time to travel to a real courtyard house, you can definitely find the location of the toilet. It must be in the southwest corner.
When the little eunuch scolded Yang Zhi for having the kitchen built in the southwest corner, he was scolding him for eating shit! Moreover, he is still not full after eating shit. When he comes to Ouchi, he will be given some of the eunuchs' grain reincarnation products. This kind of superb level of swearing without using curse words is not something that has been immersed in the world of swearing for seven or eight years. I'm afraid there is no such thing. Accomplished.
After all, Yang Zhi was born as a rebel, and he still had wild nature in his heart. He could not afford to offend the princes and ministers of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, so he accepted his fate after being insulted. After all, he would have to rely on the Manchu Qing court for the rest of his life.
But being insulted by a mean little eunuch, this kind of humiliation was not something he, a bandit, could bear. Gradually, the hair on the little eunuch's back stood up, and he felt that Yang Zhi wanted to kill someone.
"You, you, you... what do you want to do? You want to die..." This was the first time the little eunuch saw someone exuding murderous intent at him without paying for the bag.
The guards at the inner right gate woke up, and their hands holding the handle of the knife began to increase in strength. As long as Yang Zhi dared to make the slightest move, these two guards would immediately rush to subdue him. If he dared to resist, they would kill him without mercy.
At this moment, a figure suddenly appeared from the duty room of the Military Aircraft Department. He quickly walked up to Yang Zhi and coughed, "Why is Mr. Yang so ignorant of the rules? It seems that there is really no sunshine in the Xishan Bond Seal. Are you a little stupid? My father-in-law worked so hard to bring you in through the Meridian Gate. Why don't you give me some money for shoes and tea quickly? "
After saying that, Zhang Jing, who was on duty, took out a two hundred tael silver note from his sleeve and stuffed it into the little eunuch's hand. Then he whispered in Yang Zhi's ear, "It's not easy to be a second minister. You have to endure the humiliation and bear the heavy burden." , remember, remember!”
Yang Zhi woke up with this sentence. He turned to thank Zhang Jing but found that he had already turned around and went back. He quickly smiled and took out a stack of household bonds specially used for the Northern Qing Dynasty from his sleeve, which amounted to one thousand and fifteen dollars. It looks like a hundred yuan.
"My father-in-law, please don't be angry. I am stunned by the imperial city's magnanimity and lost my mind for a moment... Please accept this little thought, please accept it!"
The eunuch's face was like a switch. When he saw the money, he immediately smiled and said, "Look at what you said, my lord, it's my duty to run errands for my humble life. I don't accept it with smile, hahaha..."
Amidst the laughter, the roll of banknotes flashed and disappeared out of thin air like magic.
This time Yang Zhi successfully entered the inner right door and walked a few steps forward to reach the Yangxin Hall. He asked the young eunuch in a low voice, "My father-in-law, who was the gentleman on duty just now?"
"Oh, you are talking about Mr. Li. He is a fellow countryman of the Minister of Military and Aircraft Li Hongzao. He is from Baoding. He is good at writing good calligraphy and has a photographic memory. Although he is a scholar, he entered the school under the guarantee of Mr. Li Hongzao. In the Military Aircraft Department, I became a recorder Zhang Jing..."
During the conversation, Yang Zhi learned that the name of Zhang Jing who saved his life was Li Tuo, and he had only been in the military aircraft department for a little more than a year.
"Li Tuo, Li Tuo! I must thank him later... The water in the Qing Dynasty is too deep. Without a group of friends to help me, I'm afraid I will have to let others die sooner or later!" Yang Zhi secretly made up his mind.
Note: Is this the fourth update? Am I going crazy? Why should I give you four updates? I'm really crazy...I will never give you four updates again...
