Any old man who has followed Xiao Letian for a long time knows that Xiao Letian often talks nonsense. Sometimes he will talk to himself and say things that no one can understand. After drinking too much, he will also say some prophecies similar to prophecies.
For example, there were rumors about iron birds flying in the sky and battleships swimming in the sea. However, the brothers' suspicion gradually turned serious after the predictions were made again and again. The CIA even dispatched an action team specifically to collect and protect Xiao Letian made these prophecies.
But it was very rare for Xiao Letian to get drunk. Except for some important victory celebrations, Xiao Letian rarely got drunk, so most of the time this action team became the secretary and the author of Xiao Letian's daily life notes. .
Not only does Xiao Letian like to talk nonsense when he is drunk, but he also likes to change his face. Sometimes he would make a statement on a certain event with a serious and murderous face, but in a second he would turn into a playful and cynical face.
People around are used to seeing this kind of neurotic expression, but Kirigakure brat and Haruna have never seen it before, especially Kirigakure brat who just admired Xiao Letian's speech on the rise of feminism and his help to the Ryukyu cause. Intoxicated, in the blink of an eye, Xiao Letian changed into the face of Brother Pig.
She is too familiar with this face. She has seen too many men behave like this when they are lustful and have no good intentions.
"Bah... it's shameless." Kirigakure kid secretly spat, throwing all the admiration he had just established into the Pacific Ocean.
But how did she know that Xiao Letian took the little emperor to Ryukyu and Fuso for a study tour after the New Year, and he had not been around women for ten months.
No one would believe this, because Xiao Letian had been known as a womanizer for several years. He had two equal wives and a beautiful woman in the Grand View Garden. This made the ministers of the Manchu Qing Dynasty and the wealthy people He talks about it with relish, and everyone is envious of his good fortune.
But everyone around Xiao Letian knows that adults are actually very soft-hearted towards women, especially those women who are already married, and Xiao Letian is even more unwilling to hurt them.
There is Fuso in Ryukyu. It’s not that no one has given women as gifts, but Xiao Letian refused. He once said to Mr. Long, “A man who is lustful but not lewd is a real man... reluctantly bought with power and money.” Their feelings are all fake, completely deceitful and have no taste at all..."
"Besides, if you go out to play crazy, you will have to kneel down for instant noodles when you come home..."
What are instant noodles? Mr. Long and the secretaries looked at each other, and then the Prime Minister said something about kneeling on the CPU. What the hell is that? There are shits. Could it be that the Prime Minister is as good as Long Yang and a good man...
At that time, Master Long and the secretaries were so frightened that they sweated profusely. No one dared to record this sentence in the daily notes. Master Long even smuggled a few handsome rabbit husbands from the south of the Yangtze River to find an opportunity to let the prime minister unconsciously Saw.
Long Ye and the others just wanted to test the Prime Minister's reaction. However, after Xiao Letian watched the rabbits twisting their butts, he asked in surprise, "What are those boys doing? Do they have any waist problems? Why do they twist like women?" …”
Mr. Long is really guilty. He may have a guilty conscience, but he subconsciously said, "Ah... Those are half-grown children who are preparing to enter the boot camp... I guess they have not endured hardship and are unstable..."
Damn, the lower plate is indeed unstable. Does Mr. Rabbit have a stable lower plate? If you don’t give me money, it will become stable naturally. Those who have money would have put their legs aside long ago.
Xiao Letian nodded, "Well, I think it's because he lacks exercise. The young man has no masculinity at all. Send me to the training camp to practice hard..."
What a crime. Several of Jiangnan's famous Mr. Rabbits were thrown into the training camp in such an inhumane manner. As soon as they entered the camp, they saw hundreds of shirtless, screaming and fighting... stinky men.
"Oh, my Lord... I need to pay more for this. Why are there so many men... We are all here with you, so we have to die... More money, more money."
Master Long didn't dare to look at them anymore. He could only ask for blessings from the gods and Buddhas in the sky, hoping that these rabbits could come out of the training camp alive.
Lord Long didn't care whether the rabbits could survive in the training camp. He was very pleased to know that the Prime Minister didn't have any special hobbies. It turned out that the fart stuffing didn't mean that. It was probably another prophecy said by the Prime Minister. , then record it, on a certain day of a certain year, a certain month, the Prime Minister said the three-character prophecy of "Sai Fart You", which has no explanation.
Later, Xiao Letian's closest subordinates also got to know their adults. Everyone knew that the adults were lustful, and they were purely lustful. They just looked at other girls if they looked good. A dirty scoundrel who took off his pants.
Underneath his cynical appearance, he actually had a traditional heart. Xiao Letian's dependence on the women in his family was unimaginable by people of that era. Many wealthy men and women who patrolled around the prime minister's bedroom heard the prime minister calling his wife in his dreams. The name shows the Prime Minister's expertise in using emotions.
The husband and wife have not been reunited for nearly ten months. Now when he heard that the two ladies and all the girls from the Grand View Garden came to Ryukyu to celebrate the New Year, how could Xiao Letian not be excited.
"Uncovered Conference...Uncovered Conference...Uncovered Conference..." He shouted the slogan of Uncovered Conference in his heart, and Xiao Letian drooled from the corner of his mouth, but he seemed to have forgotten that, except for Huniu and Fuhui, Apart from his wife, the only one he favored was Qingwen.
It seems like an unobstructed meeting with three people can't be held.
The route from Japan to Ryukyu has been going for thousands of years, and everyone is familiar with the hydrological conditions here. At this rate, the fleet will be able to see Naha Harbor by tomorrow afternoon at the latest.
However, Xiao Letian's excitement only lasted a few hours. When the fleet approached Kagoshima, the latest telegram was delivered. Xiao Letian frowned when he saw it. He thrust the telegram to Zai Chun and sneered, "You The master in Beijing was worried about you and chased you by boat. I thought he needed to prepare for at least a month, but I didn't expect it to happen so quickly."
"Master Weng is coming." Zai Chun became excited as soon as he saw the name on the telegram, but then his face turned bitter again. After not seeing him for nearly a year, the little emperor would still be homesick. Weng Tonghe was his mother's queen. The master I'm looking for is lying if he says he doesn't have feelings.
But Weng Tonghe was also famous for his sternness, and his education for the little emperor was completely the same old way. Every day was boring writing, memorizing, and speaking about classics... endlessly without taking into account that the emperor was only an eleven-year-old child.
In comparison, Xiao Letian's education method is the best. If you read a book for an hour through fun and education, you will definitely have a quarter of an hour of rest and relaxation time. Not only can you run outside, you can even go to the shooting range with dozens of bullets. It's so enjoyable. Which child can refuse such education?
"Master... what should I do? If Master Weng tests me for ancient Chinese, I will be in trouble. I haven't memorized much at all."
Xiao Letian glared at him, "What's the matter with reciting ancient texts? He wants to recite ancient texts, such as those from ancient Rome and Greece, the Dialogues of Plato, the complete works of Aristotle... Why don't you recite Hegel, etc. to him?" Kant...are all ancients, as many as they are ancient..."
The little emperor almost cried, "Master, please stop making trouble and find a way for me, otherwise he will have to file a complaint with my mother again." This book was first published from, be the first to read the genuine content!
