"Oh my God, just play with me. Ever since I came to this world, you have never let me go smoothly. Tell me, your good deeds have been consummated. You said you are so stingy?" Then take me through time."
"Uh... I finally managed a good situation in Europe, but in the blink of an eye, you stabbed me in Ryukyu. I finally established an alliance with Prussia, but then you turned around and gave me France as an enemy. You're kidding me. I'm addicted."
"Looking forward, I shed blood and shed tears and risked my life to capture a Ryukyu. Before the Prime Minister's seat was warmed up, Tanggu, you stuffed me with a Jiao Si and bullied my family... um, by the way, and my wife. , I finally managed to gather a harem and get a lot of beauties in the garden, but I didn’t get any of them, so I have to send them back this time..."
"Is it easy for me? Do you think it's easy for me? Do you think it's easy for me? I owe you everything in my previous life. I'm almost exhausted and I still have to hold on..." Why is this still being sung?
Xiao Letian was not crazy, he was just drunk. In the tall poop of the British merchant ship, there was a small single room next to the captain's cabin, which was where Xiao Letian rested.
There were four or five empty wine bottles lying on the floor in the room. The round window was open, and the smelly sea breeze blew in from the outside. Xiao Letian in the room had already begun to sing.
Xiao Letian was the only one in the cabin. At this time, even Huniu, Ping'er, and Achou couldn't get close. Huniu specially selected two British sailors who didn't understand Chinese to stand guard at the cabin door. She didn't allow the new army to get close.
It's strange to say that Xiao Letian loved drinking in his previous life. At that time, he would go to Houhai bars to drink when he had nothing to do. Moreover, his job also required him to often face customers and have various entertainment events one after another. In his previous life, he had a lot of fun. Drunk.
However, after time travel, Xiao Letian rarely drank heavily, and some social scenes were only briefly tasted. In Huniu's impression, Xiao Letian was so drunk that he only talked drunkenly two or three times.
However, there is a strange order circulating in Xiao Letian's power. This order does not exist in any text, but only exists in the word of mouth of the core members. It is said that the issuer of this order is Huniu, and she has received Absolute compliance by everyone.
"If Xiao Letian is drunk, no one is allowed to approach him, let alone eavesdrop on Xiao Letian's drunken talk. Violators will be punished as espionage."
The key to why there is such a secret order is because Xiao Letian would say some very strange things after drinking, and even say some prophetic words, as if he could see into the future while drunk.
What is a tank, what is an airplane, why telegraph technology is not as useful as wireless technology, God knows what wireless technology is.
Not only are they weird things, Xiao Letian sometimes also sings some weird and melodious music. Some of the tunes are extremely rogue, and they are all about you love me, I love you, I want to sleep with you, etc. If these words spread, I'm afraid Xiao Letian's reputation will collapse like an avalanche.
There are more words that no one can understand at all, such as parallel worlds, interstellar travel, quantum physics, Ultraman vs. monsters, etc. This kind of thing is very profound and high-level, just hearing the name makes it feel like... A domineering spirit that can change the human world.
Huniu was the first to discover Xiao Letian's problem. She discovered it when she was taking care of the drunk Xiao Letian on Taibai Ding. From then on, this virtuous wife began to connect with Xiao Letian's core direct relatives, hiding everything from Xiao Letian. Lotte has created such a hidden military rule that no one dares to disobey.
Today, on the British merchant ship, the depressed Xiao Letian fell ill again. When he heard the bad news from East Asia, the emotions he had suppressed for half a year suddenly broke out. All the anger accumulated during the expedition to Europe was used at this moment. The wine poured out.
Xiao Letian locked himself in the room before dinner, pouring bottle after bottle of wine for the state banquet from Italy into his stomach like a grape drink. Huniu brought him wine three times, each time Once, I found that the wine on Xiao Letian's table was gone, but the dishes were not moved at all.
"Come on Huniu... don't leave. Sit down and listen to me. Do you know that this thief is so evil? He doesn't give me 100 points every time he takes an exam. In fact, my grades are quite good." I gave 100 points, but he just didn’t give it to me... He just gave me 60 points. Do you know, he is stingy..."
"Well... what's even more annoying is yet to come. Do you know how he gave the sixty points? Hahaha, he first wrote a hundred points, which made you full of joy, and then two clicks. There is a big black cross in the road. The student changed one hundred to sixty points. Do you think he is bad or not..."
Xiao Letian grabbed his wife's hand, put his extremely tired hand on his forehead and said, "I'm tired, wife, you know, I'm so tired that I can't feel the pain anymore. I have a feeling... Six paths of reincarnation for countless years, maybe this This is the most tiring time in my life, and my heart is tired.”
"God, stop playing with me... I will definitely remember to drink that bowl of Meng Po soup in the next life. We don't remember so many things. Why are we so tired? Wuwuwu..." Xiao Letian actually whispered at the end. started sobbing.
Huniu was completely shocked. The nonsense this time scared her so much that she almost fainted. She looked back and saw that the cabin door was closed, and then she felt relieved.
Looking at the man lying on her lap and sobbing, Huniu shivered with distress. Her man was really suffering. After peeling off the bright outer shell, he was actually very weak on the inside. Everyone thought Xiao Lotte was as broad-minded as an emperor, general, minister, or great man, but Huniu knew he wasn't.
This man has the same kindness in his heart as ordinary people, and he also has the same worries as ordinary people. He does not think about national affairs and the world situation all day long, as others have guessed. His eyes light up when he sees beautiful women, and he is willing to take a few more bites when he sees delicious food. He won't stand when he can lie down, and he does a lot of lazy things.
Only Huniu Fuhui and the others, only the women in the inner house, have seen the weak side of Xiao Letian. When this man stands outside, the whole world will pay attention to him.
Huniu gently stirred Xiao Letian's hair and whispered in a distressed voice, "Otherwise...or let's not fight...it's too much money to count, and we won't be able to spend it all in a few lifetimes...you still know so many big people." Character, even if we retreat, I don’t think anyone can bully us. On the contrary, the higher you go up, the more enemies we will have..."
"Ryukyu is not yours alone, and the Qing Dynasty is not your Qing Dynasty. We have already tried our best, why do you bother to put yourself in it..."
The more Huniu spoke, the sadder she became. The last few tears fell on Xiao Letian's head. "Can we win? The French have joined forces with the Manchus. Can we still win?"
A woman's crying has always been a catalyst for a man's fighting spirit. Not even ten minutes after Huniu started crying, Xiao Letian suddenly raised his head, "Stop talking, keep crying, just cry slowly in this tone..."
At this time, most of the drunkenness in Xiao Letian's eyes had dissipated, and his former wisdom returned to him.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Xiao Letian smiled at his wife and lowered his voice and said, "This is the territory of the British. Do you think I will get drunk and continue to cry... To tell you the truth, I have laid hidden lines in Ryukyu, Tanggu, and Beijing. We The probability of successfully surviving the crisis is very high...I think it should be at least 80%."
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Just next door to Xiao Letian, in the captain's cabin of a British merchant ship, two British men in black suits were eavesdropping on the wall with a stethoscope-like device. One listened while the other recorded.
"Xiao Letian is indeed drunk. He seemed to have sang a strange ditty just now. The melody is different from any Qing Dynasty song, but it is somewhat similar to European operas... No, no, no, European operas will not have it. Such boring lyrics.”
I really didn't expect that these two British people were actually China experts, and their attainments in Chinese were quite high.
"Record, please record quickly... Xiao Letian is scolding God, the God in the hearts of the Chinese... His wife is trying to persuade him, as if to persuade him to give up his struggle... Oh, as expected by the Prime Minister, this Xiao Letian At best, they are an alternative among the Qing people. They are considered heroes in Asia, but compared with us Europeans, they are completely retarded..."
Xiao Letian is really smart. He knows that the protection provided by the British comes at a price. On the surface, the funny Earl of London is an aggressive and frivolous old man, but Xiao Letian knows in his heart that there is no real material. There was no way a person could become the Prime Minister of the British Empire. In order to deceive this gambling old guy, Xiao Letian worked hard.
Xiao Letian knew very well that as long as the information about his weakness was passed to London, and as long as Count Doubi knew that he was an East Asian politician with weaknesses, then Xiao Letian would be able to get more help from the British.
Even if there is no support from actual interests, at least it will not be regarded as an important enemy by the British. Only in this way can Xiao Letian gain precious time for peaceful development.
Xiao Letian pursed his lips towards the captain's room next door and whispered, "My stupid wife, you really think that I will leave us without any backup plan. Let me tell you the truth, I have predicted what will happen after I leave." All kinds of little people’s thoughts..."
"The worst case scenario would be to do it all over again. The resources I have left in Asia seem huge, but they are nothing to me. Sometimes if you want to build a new world, you have to destroy an old world...and this I must not be the one who smashes the house..."
Xiao Letian suddenly straightened his back, hugged Hu Niu's neck, and kissed her with a long French kiss, "Baby... If you want to achieve great things, you can't get too much dirt on your hands. A true master must learn to use the enemy's hands to achieve our own goals..."
"Hahaha, now my good wife, please cooperate with me and convince these British people that I am a drunkard and a womanizer... It has been a long time since we have been intimate..."
