"Remember, when you see the Queen Mother later, you must behave yourself. Don't think that you are going to raise your tail just because you have been recommended by your ancestors. I tell you to remember your identity clearly, and a slave must act like a slave... Oops, I'm like this Worry about your life, you say you haven’t learned any rules yet, I’m going to take you to see the Queen Mother, if something goes wrong, my little life will be in danger..."
On the road leading to Chuxiu Palace, Andehai with a drake voice was walking in front with his back straight, followed by the cautious Kirigakure kid, two little eunuchs holding lanterns to light up the front, and four more behind him. The strong eunuch may have served as a guard force.
It stands to reason that a secret agent of Kirigakure's level is not qualified to meet the Emperor and the Queen Mother. If she had not brought the secret order from her ancestors, she would not have wanted to meet even An Dehai, let alone Cixi.
There are rules in the Forbidden City. A foreign country girl like Kirigakure, who can look at the cornices and arches, is considered to have burned incense for her ancestors.
Along the way, An Dehai often used words to prick her, and the Kirigakure brat could understand that this bitch was asking for a bribe.
"Thank you for your hard work, manager. I don't have anything to express. I recently collected a very good snuff bottle. Some people say it was the handiwork of Emperor Gao's younger brother and prince... I am from the countryside and don't understand these things. Please stay here." It’s also buried in my hand…”
The Kirigakure kid smiled slightly, "Why don't you ask the manager to give me a hand?"
Before he finished speaking, An Dehai took it with his hand like lightning: "Haha, look at what you said, I am a good-tempered person, I will help you hold the palm today... Hehe, hehe, the damn thing held up the lantern. Come here, you are such a heartless thing, you really don’t know how to serve me.”
Under the candlelight, An Dehai knew it was true at a glance, because she had seen this treasure before. Isn't it the treasure of Prince Li's family? Why did it end up in the hands of this woman.
When it comes to those who play snuff bottles in the capital, the first choice is of course the royal royal Gu Yuexuan, but there is one exception, that is Emperor Qianlong's younger brother and Prince Hongzhou.
This ridiculous prince, it is recorded in the history books that he conducted funerals for himself twice and told the outside world that he was dead. However, when the guests arrived, they found that this guy was sitting cross-legged on the altar table eating his tribute, and even brought a group of dogs to the restaurant. , eating tofu and paying with gold and other ridiculous things, which finally made his brother Qianlong dumbfounded.
But it's ridiculous. This prince is very clever. He can learn all the fun things in the capital. He can't say anything about starlings, thrushes, cricket fights, flying kites, raising big yellow dogs, and gambling on Pai Gow. Not fine.
The most famous one is the painting on the inside of his snuff bottle. This guy's skill in painting snuff is no less than that of a professional. In addition, his identity is displayed here. As a result, this and the snuff bottle passed down by the prince really became the Four-Nine City. 's baby.
Anderhai touched the mutton-fat white jade snuff bottle, and there was no place to rest his favorite hands and feet. He hurriedly said, "Uh-huh, it's a real thing, you are a real thing..."
Ouch, since you know it's a real thing, then give it back to someone else. What's the matter with holding it in your hand? The Kirigakure brat asked you to hold it, but he didn't say it would be given to you.
The Kirigakure kid sneered in his heart and thought to himself, "This Manchu government is really going to end. In the past, every big name in the country criticized the Tokugawa shogunate for being decadent, but no matter how decadent it is, I have never heard of asking ninjas for bribes. Don't even think about it. , Aren’t all the things we people convey are military and national affairs, and you have to collect tolls from top-secret information."
Hey... the female ninja sighed deeply in her heart, with a smile on her face, "If you like it, Mr. Manager, you can stay. I don't take snuff, so it would be a waste to leave it here..."
"Okay, okay, you still understand things and have a sharp eye. I will recognize you as my sister. From now on, you will mention my name in the Forbidden City...hehehe." After saying this, the disgusted eunuch also used his thumb and index finger to The Kirigakure kid's face twisted, and his mouth was filled with a lewd smile.
The Kirigakure kid's eyes twitched, and he almost took out his shuriken and gave it to him, but in the end he endured it.
After a while, Chuxiu Palace arrived. This is the place where Cixi gave birth to Emperor Tongzhi. It is also Cixi's favorite palace besides the Summer Palace.
It was already past midnight, and Cixi still didn't sleep. She was leaning on the bed, and a little palace maid was gently beating her legs. She didn't know what evil she was holding in her heart.
"Queen Mother Lafayette...you have a rest, our ancestors sent a woman, saying that she has important information to tell you..." Andehai whispered to the side like a little mouse.
After a long time, Cixi finally opened her eyes and said, "Hey...it's so late at night so I don't have to worry about it. If you have anything to say, just tell me."
The Kirigakure brat knelt respectfully in front of the bed. He did not dare to say any nonsense and repeated the request made by the French intelligence officer exactly. In addition to concealing the information that Xiao Letian was alive, he also wanted to fight for the interests of the Tokugawa shogunate. Beyond that point, the rest was revealed.
"The ancestors said that you, the Queen Mother, are the only one in the Forbidden City who has the courage and courage to hold up this place... So this information is only sent to you, and no one else knows..."
"Oh, that's what the ancestors said, hehehe... little girl, this is what you are saying." Cixi was such a personal person, she still couldn't understand the tricks of Kirigakure.
Cixi waved the palace maids and eunuchs to leave, leaving only An Dehai and the two of them in the room. Cixi, who was full of evil eyes, sneered and said, "Little girl, you were still sucking milk while I was playing tricks on you. It's better to tell me the truth... Besides, I don't think you are Chinese, just because of your kneeling posture, you look a bit Japanese."
The Kirigakure kid didn't hesitate for a moment. She kowtowed and said softly, "Empress Dowager Mingjian, this servant is still Japanese. I was once employed by the Tokugawa Shogunate as a ninja. My brother is the same as me..."
In the words of Kirigakure Kid, Xiao Letian became the murderer of his brother Kirigakure Dagui. Moreover, Xiao Letian did all kinds of evil in Ryukyu, and even brought trouble to the palace. The woman of King Shangtai made Xiao Letian sleep all over.
"Empress Dowager, then Xiao Letian is Cao Cao, living Cao Cao... No, no, no, he is not as good as Cao Cao. He is Dong Zhuo, and the Ryukyu harem has become his home... Wuwuwu." Wu said as he spoke. The hidden kid cried.
"My slave and Xiao Letian not only have national hatred but also family hatred. Unfortunately, my small island country is really no match for this thief. My slave, I wandered on the sea for more than ten days. I only drifted to the Qing Dynasty by eating rat meat and drinking rainwater. Come... this slave only wants revenge, and has no other wish..."
Well, this miserable experience was really told with blood and tears. In the end, even Cixi and An Dehai were moved, especially after hearing the words "harem harem", it was obvious that Cixi rubbed her thigh. , I don’t know what she is thinking.
Suddenly silence fell in the Chuxiu Palace, and time passed by. It took a long time for Cixi to say, "Hey... you are such a pathetic little thing. It made the Ai family feel sad. This Xiao Letian is really not a good person." thing……"
"But silly boy, I am not the one making the decision in the Forbidden City..." Cixi pursed her lips to the east, "The real Buddha is over there. It's useless to beg me... Besides, the situation in each country is unclear now. The imperial court is also afraid that if it pleases France, it will offend a lot of other countries, which will be a loss-making business..."
The Kirigakure kid seemed to have guessed that Cixi would say this. She smiled and flipped up her hair, "Relax, Queen Mother. I still have good news to tell the Queen Mother... That Xiao Letian is already dead. He can't die." Die again.”
"What." Cixi sat up from the bed all of a sudden. The buttons of her coat were not fastened, so when she stood straight up, all her white breasts were exposed.
"How do you know? What guarantee do you have?" Cixi didn't care that she had been exposed and stared at the Kirigakure kid with vicious eyes.
The female ninja blushed and took out another snuff bottle from her arms, "Your Majesty... This is our ninja family's secret aphrodisiac. As long as a small fingernail is there, it doesn't matter whether he is a chaste woman or a gentle man, he will be intoxicated." Topsy-turvy, we won’t be able to get any information by then.”
"My servant tried so hard to let the foreign devils get some advantage, and didn't he also dig out the information?"
Hiss... Cixi and Andehai took a breath of air, saying to themselves that this woman looked so small, but she could withstand the whippings of foreigners, so she must be tortured to death.
Before Ci Xi and the others could ask further questions, the Kirigakure kid suddenly stared at An Dehai with cold eyes: "Queen Mother, is this person trustworthy?"
"Bold..." Ande Hai was so angry that he was about to curse, but Cixi raised her hand to stop him and said with a raised corner of her mouth, "Xiao Anzi is my right-hand man, I can say anything to him."
Kirigakure kid nodded, "That's good, I'm going to be bold today... Queen Mother, as long as you create some conditions for me, I have many ways to make the Queen Mother of the East Palace unaware..." The female ninja's eyes were like lightning. , the palm of his hand made a beheading motion on his neck.
"Ah." These murderous words frightened both Cixi and Ande Hai. They thought to themselves that this little Japanese kid was really cruel, and his expressions remained unchanged even as he said these words to kill the Queen Mother.
"Queen Mother, General Manager... In this Forbidden City, there are only four masters who can monitor and track my whereabouts. One of them is my ancestor, and there are also three disciples of my ancestor... As long as the Queen Mother can let these four people leave the palace, what can I do? If you go on an errand, then this slave can become a ghost in the Forbidden City, and it’s so easy to administer some medicine or something without anyone noticing..."
"How the Queen Mother wants her to die, from a headache or from abdominal pain. If that doesn't work, I can also give a large dose. By then we can even destroy her reputation. That will be more satisfying than killing her." …”
Oh God, even Cixi couldn't stand listening now. This woman is so perverted... But why did Cixi suddenly feel that a fire was ignited in her heart, and her lower abdomen was spasming.
"Let's think about it in the long term... Let's think about it in the long term. If you go down first, I will ask Xiao Anzi to summon you..." Cixi waved her hand in pain.
The Kirigakure kid knew that his goal had been achieved, so he smiled and saluted and was about to leave, but as soon as he stood up and closed his eyes to rest, Cixi spoke.
"Keep that bottle of medicine that is harmful to Tianhe. The Ai family won't let you take it out to harm others..." Upon hearing this, Andehai quickly reached out and kicked the bottle of aphrodisiac into his arms.
"Hey...I only obey the instructions of Lord Buddha."
