Viscount Alan never expected that Xiao Letian, who had been forced into a corner, would dare to stand up and fight back? Is this Chinese person thicker-skinned than the Great Wall?
A pair of triangular eyes blinked desperately. He was weighing the pros and cons and analyzing the situation in front of him. Especially the sneer on the corner of Xiao Letian's mouth made him feel extremely unsure.
"What's wrong? Are you scared? Am I not a barbarian from the East? You, a superior civilized person, are still afraid of me?"
Xiao Letian's provoking method was successful, and Viscount Alan secretly made up his mind. He did not believe that the Eastern man in front of him would be a cat who would not steal anything. "Okay, since you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury you, and I accept your conditions..."
Xiao Letian turned around and left without saying anything. He whispered something to Ping'er and Fangguan at the window who were spying on the situation outside. After a while, Ping'er and Fangguan's faces turned red, but in the end they nodded. .
Viscount Alan looked at those oriental beauties with cold eyes and couldn't help but gulped, "Beautiful, so beautiful. I dare believe that these must be the top women carefully selected from tens of millions of women by the entire Qing Dynasty." Damn it, these ladies in front of you are just a bunch of mud compared to them..."
"Damn oriental barbarians, occupying such a beautiful woman will cost you your life... Yes, I firmly believe in my point of view. It is impossible for Xiao Letian not to be tempted by such a woman, unless Xiao Letian likes men... Huh?" Maybe this pretty boy is really into that kind of thing, hehehe..."
Just when Viscount Alan firmly believed in his judgment and secretly cursed, Xiao Letian had already walked up to the bishop and spoke loudly.
"Dear Bishop, it is really regrettable that the situation has developed to this point. I think I have given a reasonable explanation for the issue of two wives, so now the focus of the conflict is the true identity of my maid..."
"Ping'er and Fangguan, I said they are maids, but some people insist that they are my concubines, and even falsely accuse them of being my harem. I cannot tolerate this kind of insult, so I need the help of the bishop. …”
"Oh? Son, what kind of help do you need?" The bishop seemed to sense what Xiao Letian wanted to do.
"Chastity test, I need a nun who can convince everyone present. I need a virginity test. If my maid is chaste, then all the rumors will be broken..."
Before Xiao Letian could talk about joking, Viscount Alan suddenly shouted, "Impossible, this is impossible..." Before he could finish his words, he was choked back by the surprised looks from around him.
Viscount Alan never thought that Xiao Letian would come up with this trick. How could he dare to be chaste and firm? Such a beautiful woman could be said to be stunning, how could he not eat her?
"You're deceiving me. You can't deceive me. You just want to deceive me! I won't be fooled. You want me to give up? You are dreaming..."
The Lord Bishop had no time to pay attention to Viscount Alan. He frowned slightly and whispered, "Is this really your request? Have you really decided?"
"That's right, I request you to take a virginity test again..."
Looking at Xiao Letian's firm gaze, even Bismarck felt at ease now. If these women around Xiao Letian are really just his maids, then Bismarck's evaluation of Xiao Letian will definitely be higher. building.
The bishop turned around and whispered a few words to his attendants. After a while, he quickly led his attendants and galloped towards the city. At this time, everyone felt that the days were like years, and every minute and every second was so long. People kept looking out of the garden, and even the band played wrong notes.
Viscount Alan finally understood what suffering was this time. Although he kept cheering himself up, when he saw Xiao Letian's calm eyes, his heart began to beat wildly.
Just over twenty minutes later, a carriage came rushing from the city. When the carriage stopped and the door was opened, a gray-haired old nun walked out with the support of two young nuns.
"Oh God, it's Sister Rhettia, the kind Rhettia..." Countless ladies rushed over and bowed to salute the elderly nun. Countless gentlemen bowed to pay tribute. Even the highest-ranking bishop also bowed to her. Nod.
Sister Rhettia is really too old, almost eighty, and her reputation among the citizens of Hamburg is very high. The orphanage and mission hospital she leads have saved countless people, especially the treatment of gynecological diseases. Germany is unique.
Some of the young people present were even delivered by Sister Rhettia herself, which was enough to receive such courtesy.
Xiao Letian strode over and quickly bowed to apologize to the old nun. "I'm really sorry for delaying your rest time. The situation is really difficult..." At this point, Xiao Letian leaned into the nun's ear and whispered. Said "To express my apology, I will donate a brand new orphanage to the city of Hamburg..."
"Child, God does not allow me to accept bribes. I hope your orphanage does not have any additional requirements. I have never lied in my life..." The nun's compassionate eyes pierced Xiao Letian's back and raised goosebumps.
This is a nun with lofty morals. Her compassionate eyes seem to be able to pierce your soul, and all conspiracies and tricks are invisible in front of her.
At this time, Viscount Alan also walked over quickly and said to Sister Rhettia with a smile on his face, "Dear Sister Rhettia, I am Viscount Alan from the Kingdom of Austria. Please accept me on behalf of the Habsburg family. You send your blessings..."
"Lord Viscount, we are all equal before God. No matter what family you are from, you should accept the teachings of the Lord. Now please get out of the way. Who wants to receive the virginity test? I don't want to waste time..."
Xiao Letian was relieved now. It turned out that this nun would not be polite to anyone, even if Viscount Alan brought her out of the Habsburg family.
Viscount Alan watched the old nun lead two young nuns into the villa. After a while, the curtains of the bedroom on the first floor were closed, and the virginity test had begun.
Until now, Alan's worry finally defeated his self-confidence. He now realized that he was wrong, but he had been put on the knife mountain by himself, and it was not that easy to get down.
The virginity test was too simple. The old nun who had been exposed to gynecological diseases all her life was so familiar with this kind of examination that the door to the villa opened in less than five minutes.
The smiling old nun said calmly, "I can swear to God that these two beautiful girls are both the purest virgins..."
With a bang, the whole garden was boiling, followed by intensive applause.
"No, no, no...impossible! You're lying to me, you're lying..." Alan was about to go crazy. He was so unscrupulous that he actually wanted to attack the kind-hearted Sister Rhettia.
This is a big lie. Such a beautiful woman, Xiao Letian, didn’t do anything? How is this possible? By the way, if this is true, then there is only one possibility. Xiao Letian absolutely likes men.
"I understand, Xiao Letian, you like men? Right? There is only one explanation..." Viscount Alan roared hysterically.
"Oh, God, you are simply a disgrace among the nobility..." The crowd roared. They never expected that a nobleman would say such inappropriate words. This is an insult to the entire European aristocracy and Protestantism. .
"Viscount Alan, please pay attention to your words. You are slandering the entire Protestant religion. Sister Rhettia has dedicated her life to God. Her noble character will never be tarnished by you!" Even the bishop couldn't help it now. The anger in her heart started to refute him verbally.
At this time, the reporters who supported Prussia swarmed forward and began to vent their anger on Xiao Letian. The shutters of the cameras rang together, recording all of Viscount Alan's embarrassed expression.
"Your Majesty the Viscount, why do you insist that Mr. Xiao Letian has a harem? Where is the source of your information?"
"Do you have any personal grudges with Mr. Xiao? Why are you so aggressive all the time? Please answer directly and don't hide away..."
Alan did not know how embarrassed he felt as he dodged around among the reporters, but that was not the end yet. Just when he was blushing, Xiao Hexin squeezed in.
"Noble sir, right? Now you have to fulfill the promise you just made. Since you insulted my family, you have to duel with me. Don't expect to escape anymore. Don't even think about it..."
"Don't come over, no, no, no, I am an envoy from Austria, I have diplomatic immunity..." Xiao Hexin ignored his struggle and grabbed his collar.
"Damn it, I'll have some fun with you..." Before he could finish his words, there was just a stabbing sound, and Viscount Alan actually tore the shirt on his chest to pieces, turned around and got into the crowd with his chest hair exposed.
All the guests were stunned. No one expected that although the dignified Viscount had a low title, he was still one of the nobles. How could he run away so shamelessly?
Xiao Hexin was so angry that he said, "Oh my god, it's a loach! It's running too fast..." After saying that, he separated from the crowd and went to chase it. At this time, Xiao Letian stopped him with a smile, "Okay, let him go, I don't want a drop of blood to be splashed on my cocktail party... Now you reporters can continue to ask questions..."
When Xiao Letian turned around to find the reporters, he was scolded angrily and ran away from the street. "Holy shit, you ran so fast?" As expected, the reporters who had just surrounded Xiao Letian to ask questions didn't even look at any of them at this moment. When they arrived, no one knew when they had escaped.
The farce finally subsided, and the slanderous dirty bomb attack was finally defused. Everyone present secretly felt lucky in their hearts. No one, including Bismarck, expected Ping'er and Fangguan to pass the chastity test, and no one would doubt the kind-hearted Sister Rhettia.
This woman who devoted her life to God had no word lie in her dictionary. Only a fool like Viscount Alan would question the virginity test she conducted.
Sister Rhettia left, and the reception gradually came to an end. When the guests gradually dwindled, Prime Minister Bismarck patted Xiao Letian on the shoulder, "You impressed me. You are really a very good politician. I I really didn’t expect you to be able to escape the attack of a dirty bomb...Tell me, how do you want me to help you get revenge?"
"Haha, the fun has just begun. Since they want to fight a media war with me, then I will accompany them to the end... The visible battlefield belongs to the soldiers, but the invisible battlefield belongs to me!"
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