"Uncle, why are you here?" Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but asked in confusion. He really couldn't figure out how they ended up like this. When beggars see you, they have to give you the bread they just begged for.
Was this an encounter with Japanese pirates?
No, if they encounter Japanese pirates, how can uncle and the others stand here intact? ! The Japanese pirates are not robbing people, they are all crazy, they not only steal money, but also kill people.
Did you encounter someone who was in danger? !
However, the robbers wouldn't be so perverted. They didn't even leave them a set of clothes. The clothes on the uncle and the others made the beggar cry when he saw them. He didn't know that they were rags picked up from the garbage heap.
Uncle Zhu Shouren, Hu Wei, and Xia Qiang, who were eating and sleeping, all raised their heads when they heard someone talking. When they looked up, they saw Zhu Ping'an entering the door.
"My dear nephew, you are here."
Uncle Zhu Shouren immediately put down his feet on the chair, then put down the chicken leg in his left hand and the duck leg in his right hand, put his greasy hands back, straightened his waist, and tried his best to look like an elder.
When their uncle Zhu Shouren called them nephew, Hu Wei and Xia Qiang instantly knew that this ordinary young man who came through the door was the big shot they wanted to curry favor with - Mr. Zhu Ping'an, deputy envoy of the Zhejiang Provincial Commission for Punishment and Inspection.
damn it!
What did we do?
Wearing a tattered beggar's uniform, with his feet on a chair and a chicken leg in his hand, his mouth was filled with oily smell, and he had no image at all.
Preconceptions come first, this is the first meeting, we should take a bath and change clothes first, it’s all damn Zhu Shouren who screwed us up! If he hadn't eaten first without any image, why would we be here?
Immediately, the two of them hurriedly put their feet down, put down the food in their hands, tried their best to act like a scholar, and bowed their hands to Zhu Ping'an, "Student Hu Wei and Xia Qiang, pay my respects to Mr. Zhu."
"Excuse me, both of you." Zhu Ping'an extended his hand politely and said, "You are a guest, so you are welcome. Please use it with ease."
"Ahem, I'm full, I'm full," Hu Wei and Xia Qiang said awkwardly, wishing they could turn back time.
"Ahem, dear nephew, this is Hu Wei and this is Xia Qiang. They are both outstanding talents from our hometown."
Uncle Zhu Shouren coughed and solemnly introduced his two friends, Wolong and Phoenix, to Zhu Pingan.
Damn it!
Reliable!
Hu Wei and Xia Qiang were deeply moved when they saw that their uncle Zhu Shouren fulfilled the first thing he did when he met Zhu Pingan, grandly introduced them to Zhu Pingan, and said that they were outstanding talents from their hometown.
Not only were they moved, they also felt a little guilty. They had just scolded him for damning and complained that he had led them astray.
On the way, he also felt resentful and dissatisfied because he spent too much money and caused trouble.
When Hu Wei and Xia Qiang were moved and guilty, they heard their uncle Zhu Shouren add another sentence.
"Their talents are on par with mine," the eldest uncle Zhu Shouren added.
Damn it!
What are you talking nonsense about? What does it mean that our talents are on par with yours? What talents do you have?
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Are you praising someone or criticizing someone?
Even we can see that you embroider pillows, are incompetent, love to brag, and fail to succeed. Mr. Zhu, who has been with you day and night for so many years, naturally knows exactly what kind of person you are. .
If you say that our talents are equal to yours, don't you mean to Mr. Zhu that we are just like you, embroidered pillows, incompetent people, who like to brag, and fail to achieve anything? !
It's a big joke that we feel guilty for you, a bastard who has little success but only failure.
However, he kindly introduced it, didn't he? Although the last sentence was superfluous, he always did things like this, didn't he?
Next, it’s up to us.
"Brother Zhu is serious. In front of a man as talented as Mr. Zhu, who is both wise and courageous, how can we be called outstanding talents? It's just a false name given by some fellow countrymen and friends politely."
Hu Wei cupped his hands and said modestly.
"That's right. A little name is not worth mentioning. In front of Master Zhu, a real talent, we are all students."
Xia Qiang said modestly, not to be outdone.
"You two are humble, please sit down."
Zhu Pingan invited them to sit down politely and distantly. It was difficult for Zhu Pingan to have a good impression of the two people who were hanging out with his uncle.
Zhu Pingan knows very well what kind of person his uncle is. Zhu Pingan has met many of his uncle's friends, and each of them has something in common with his uncle. They are all pretentious people who fail to succeed and fail. Guy.
Birds of a feather flock together, this is an experience summed up since ancient times, and it naturally has its own reasons.
Moreover, the two of them were too fond of pleasing each other, which made Zhu Pingan have a bad impression of them.
"My nephew, let me tell you, it is really not an exaggeration at all. Both of them are rare talents. They are simply the contemporary Wolong and Fengxia. We cherish each other." Uncle Zhu Shouren emphasized again.
Crouching dragon and phoenix chick? !
Hearing these two names, Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but think of the happy moments of Zhuang Qiang and Da Chongming in Tomato Richest Man.
Zhu Pingan smiled noncommittally, and then asked his uncle Zhu Shouren again, "Uncle, why did you come to Suzhou, and how did you end up like this?"
"The reason why we came to Suzhou is to find my nephew to help you. The Japanese invasion is serious at present. As members of the Ming Dynasty, since we have the ability, we have the obligation to serve our Ming Dynasty and help my nephew."
Uncle Zhu Shouren said boldly, puffing out his chest, with the feeling that everyone is responsible for the rise and fall of the world. If we are talented, we have the obligation to go out. Who makes you my nephew, so we will take advantage of you.
The people sent by Li Shu also said this.
Zhu Ping'an was not surprised. The uncle wanted to practice nepotism and achieve enlightenment on his own. He ascended to heaven.
Can you give me a helping hand? ! Thank you, no, I'm just thankful that you don't cause any trouble for me.
"Thank you uncle for your kindness." Zhu Ping'an said noncommittally, and then continued to ask, "Uncle, why did you come to me like this? Is it because the road is not peaceful and you encountered robbers or Japanese pirates? "
The uncle shook his head, sighed, put on a look of compassion, and said slowly: "Well, actually it's all my fault that I'm too soft-hearted. I can't see the suffering in the world. When I see people in trouble, I always want to help solve them."
Can you speak human language? !
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Zhu Ping'an twitched the corner of his mouth speechlessly. He didn't believe a word of his uncle's words, including the punctuation marks.
