On the streets of Suzhou, lights were decorated, gongs and drums roared, and countless people happily chased the two cars in front and threw rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves.
On the carriage were piled the corpses of Japanese pirates who were short in stature, had moon-shaped heads, and looked fierce, all dressed in black.
This is a standard Shinwa, and you’ll know you’re right at just one glance.
If you are fierce while alive, how dare you be so fierce in death? !
The common people have been suffering from the Japanese pirates for a long time. The Japanese pirates have been raging in the south of the Yangtze River for so many years. Almost every common people has seven aunts, eight aunts, or relatives who have been killed and harmed by the Japanese pirates. How long will it take if we don't take revenge now?
Therefore, rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves were thrown onto the cars like rain. The common people had not practiced and were not very accurate. The soldiers driving the carts were inevitably affected and had several rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves hanging on their bodies.
"Young and old men, aunts and ladies, please be careful when throwing things. I am one of my own, not a Japanese pirate." The soldier driving the truck couldn't help but complain to the people who were throwing things around.
"Hahaha, I'm sorry, brother, we are so excited." People laughed.
"Brother, you have finished your parade today. Come to our 'Xilai Bu' cloth shop. Our cloth shop will give each of you a piece of fine cotton for free, which is enough for you to make four sets of clothes. Don't worry, don't worry about me breaking my promise. Business is all about integrity, and besides, the neighbors are here, so I keep my word."
A man who looked like a shopkeeper threw a piece of bad food into the carriage and made a promise to the soldiers driving the carriage.
The people around him were clamoring to testify for them. If shopkeeper Wang wanted to break his promise, they would make it impossible for him to continue doing business.
"Thank you, Shopkeeper Wang, and thank you all."
When the soldiers driving the carriage heard that they could receive a piece of cloth after the ceremony, they happily clasped their fists and thanked them, no longer complaining.
"You know, at least more than a thousand Japanese pirates died this time, more than 500 Japanese pirates died in Lushan Mountain, and more than 500 Japanese pirates died at the bottom of the sea feeding the fish. In addition to pulling two cars to parade in our Suzhou, there are also several cities. They are dragging the corpses of Japanese pirates through the streets."
"What's more than one thousand? It's more than two thousand. Also, did you know that the Zhejiang Army stationed in Suzhou is the main contributor this time? More than half of the Japanese pirates who died on land were killed by the Zhejiang Army." Yes, I heard that everyone in the Zhejiang Army can use palm thunder."
"What kind of palm thunder? It's a fire gun. Have you never seen the mighty general's artillery at the gate of our city? The fire gun is a smaller version of the artillery. It is said that everyone in the Zhejiang Army has a fire gun. They are all gods. Archers, shoot wherever you point them, especially Mr. Zhu, the commander-in-chief of the Zhejiang Army. I heard that one shot can kill two birds flying in the sky."
"It's so powerful. No wonder it can kill so many Japanese pirates. Now that Japanese pirates are raging, I can finally feel more at ease with such a capable army stationed outside Suzhou City."
"In the past, the Zhejiang Army camp was noisy. I thought they were noisy. My mother-in-law even went to the front door to make a fuss. Now I really regret it. I won't say anything anymore. I will go home and teach my mother-in-law a lesson, and then send a dog to the Zhejiang Army camp. Sheep express your feelings."
"And me, I'll go too. I'll buy half a fan of pork and send it over with you."
"I'll go too. Although my family's conditions are poorer, my mother-in-law's meat buns are excellent. I bought ten kilograms of pork and asked my mother-in-law to make several large pots of meat buns. After they were cooked, they sent them to the Zhejiang Army so that they could also make them. Try my mother-in-law’s craftsmanship.”
The onlookers threw rotten vegetables, spit, and rotten eggs at the corpse of the Japanese pirate in the car, while talking to each other one by one.
As he talked, many people spontaneously and spontaneously went to the Zhejiang Army camp to offer condolences and rewards.
For a time, there was an endless stream of ordinary people coming to reward the troops at the entrance of the Zhejiang Army camp. Even the soldiers on the river bank defense wall and bridge outside the camp were surrounded by fruits, pastries and cooked food.
When the common people spontaneously went to the military camp to reward the soldiers, three beggars with ragged clothes and disheveled hair came to the outside of Suzhou City with sticks. Looking at the prosperous ten-mile Suzhou Outer City, they raised their hands tremblingly and pointed. He was laughing and crying at the same time, and his whole body was extremely emotional.
"Here we are, here we are, we finally arrived in Suzhou. This journey has been really difficult. But it will be great once we arrive in Suzhou. We have everything. This Suzhou city is so prosperous, much more prosperous than Yingtian. My nephew is in charge of this city. It shows how much he has the trust of the Holy Emperor and the Governor, this is a bad job."
Among the three, there was a beggar, who was about forty or fifty years old. He used his hand to lift his oily hair, straightened his dirty robe, held his head high, straightened his waist, and tried to look like a scholar. The poet's style sighed with excitement.
However, when a beggar made such an action, not only did he not have the grace of a scribe, but he looked ridiculous.
An old dog bared its teeth and came towards him. The beggar swore and scolded the dog and drove him away. He used the stick skillfully and tightly.
"Hey, Brother Zhu, if we had gone directly to visit your nephew when we arrived in Yingtian instead of going to Liuxiang Pavilion to rest, why would we have ended up like this?"
The beggar on the left frowned, sighed and complained after hearing the sigh of the beggar in the middle.
"Yes, otherwise we wouldn't have caused so many troubles and ended up in such a mess today."
The beggar on the right couldn't help but complain too. Thinking of what happened in Yingtian, he couldn't help but cover his face and sigh.
"Ahem, didn't I feel that the journey was dusty and my appearance was not dignified enough? If I went directly to visit, I would be afraid of being looked down upon. This would make my nephew's face dull, so I thought of going to Liuxiang Pavilion to bathe, change clothes, and rest for a while. On the same day, I went to visit my nephew in high spirits."
The beggar in the middle couldn't help but blush, but luckily the dirt on his face couldn't be seen clearly. He coughed and forced his respect.
"You don't have to go to Liuxiang Tower to take a bath, change clothes, and rest." The beggar on the left still frowned and complained.
"That's right, where is Liuxiang Tower? Yingying Yanyan's Ecstasy. It's an ordinary restaurant where you can bathe and change clothes."
The beggar on the right also complained together.
"Ahem, didn't I think that our elders are clumsy, but the girls in Liuxiang Building are clever and clever. We can bathe and change clothes in Liuxiang Building, and we can also let the girls fix our hair and so on."
Although the beggar in the middle was blushing, his excuses to save his respect were readily available and effortless.
"I've put my hair on the bed. Is it the hair on the top or the bottom?!"
The beggar on the left exposed the lies of the beggar in the center mercilessly, and he had already become intolerable to him.
"Forget it about the girl from Liuxianglou, why do we still want to find a married woman to put us in this situation?"
The beggar on the right also asked questions.
"Cough cough cough cough"
The old beggar in the middle had a blushing face and was coughing to cover it up.
