Zhu Ping'an walked into the house and found that the room that he had just cleaned for the fat man a few days ago had now turned into a dirty and messy pigsty. Clothes and garbage were flying on the floor. The leftovers and stinky socks were all the same color. The whole room The smell is suffocating... I don’t know how fat people live in such an environment!
The waiters at the Shaoxing Restaurant couldn't wait to put down their food and drinks and fled from the Fatty Pig House. Seeing how they were running for their lives, in their eyes Fatty's room was on the level of hell.
How can this room not be cleaned? !
Zhu Pingan rolled up his sleeves with a wry smile, called to Liu Mu and Liu Dadao, took the fat man with him, and started cleaning the room.
"There's really no need to waste time cleaning. It's going to look like this in a few days anyway. Let's eat first. It won't be good if the food and wine get cold."
The greasy fat man was holding a broom in his hand, as if he was carrying a thousand kilograms of weight. Sweeping the floor seemed to use up all his strength. His small eyes never left the food and wine, and he spoke to Zhu Ping'an while slobbering.
"Don't worry, the food box is sealed with a warm towel, and the food and wine will never get cold." Zhu Pingan said with a smile.
Your room is as messy as a pigsty, and the smell is so strong. How can you eat without cleaning it...
The three outsiders, Zhu Ping'an, were sweating profusely, but the owner, the greasy fat man, was just grinding away at the job. He typically did not make any effort. Although he also had a broom in his hand, he could not even sweep out an area as big as a palm. Not only Liu Dadao looked sideways, but also Liu Mu couldn't help but look sideways at the fat man. He was really lazy.
In about one stick of incense, the room was cleaned and looked brand new. The windows were opened for ventilation, and the indoor air became much fresher.
The greasy fat man couldn't wait to open the food box, took out the food and wine, and filled the table.
"Little cutie, you miss me so much... mua... this is the taste..." When the plate was being placed, the greasy fat man couldn't bear the slander, so he stretched out his hand and pinched it. He stuffed a drunken shrimp into his mouth, smacked his lips, and closed his eyes with satisfaction, as if his life had suddenly reached its peak.
This feeling? It's like I haven't eaten in half a year.
Seeing the fat, fat man's useless look? Liu Dadao couldn't help but rolled his eyes and sneered. In the past, they only had three-thirds of Susukaku field in the mountain village. The corvee work was heavy. They lived by hunting and often had insufficient food. Especially in winter, when the mountains were covered by heavy snow, there was a serious shortage of food reserves. It was hard to find prey. It was common for them to be hungry at this time, but even if Starving and freezing is not as hopeless as a fat man.
"Brother Hu, please." Zhu Pingan stretched out his hand politely.
"Please, please." The greasy fat man had already refused to invite you. He quickly picked up the food with chopsticks in his hands without even having time to lift his head. He stuffed his mouth with one chopstick after another, and replied vaguely while devouring the food.
"Brother Hu, please drink your tea." Zhu Pingan smiled, picked up the teapot, poured a cup of tea for the greasy fat man, and placed it next to the fat man.
"Good!" The fat man was so greasy that he choked. Zhu Ping'an's cup of tea was really a timely help. The fat man picked up the tea cup and drank it in a few mouthfuls, and then continued to make waves.
Just like that, the greasy fat man devoured nearly half the stick of incense. After burping, he reluctantly slowed down the speed of picking up vegetables and swallowing. Of course, even if he slowed down, it was still half faster than Zhu Pingan and the others. shoot.
During this period, Zhu Ping'an gave the fat man two cups of tea and moved the five plates away from the fat man in front of him.
Seeing that the fat man had slowed down, Zhu Pingan poured the fat man a glass of wine and said, "Brother Hu, I'm here to say goodbye to you today."
"What?! Farewell?!" Upon hearing this, the greasy fat man stopped using his chopsticks and looked at Zhu Pingan with a look of reluctance, "Are you leaving Yingtian?! Can you not leave...", For a while, the crab roe in my mouth no longer tasted good.
Are you leaving Yingtian? Can you please not leave...
The fat man's reluctance to let go made Zhu Pingan a little surprised, and the fat man's retention made Zhu Pingan even more surprised. Then hope arose in his heart. In this case, there would be something to play. Uncle Liu Huang's three visits to the thatched cottage are really not my fault.
"If you leave, wouldn't it mean that these delicacies are no longer destined for me...will the little happiness that comes every now and then leave me like this?!"
Fatty's next words brought Zhu Ping'an's accident back on track. Well, this is Fatty, this is reality. Zhu Pingan was not surprised by this.
"You have to be responsible for me." The fat man looked at Zhu Pingan with eyes full of emotion.
"Ahem...Brother Hu, why did you say that?" Zhu Ping'an almost spit out a mouthful of old tea after hearing Fatty's shocking words. Hey, hey, come on, I can sue you for slander!
"You've whetted my appetite these past few days. I used to be able to handle a meal of steamed buns, but now it's hard to swallow without alcohol or meat..."
The fat man licked his lips and accused.
Damn it, fat man, you are so shameless. The scoundrels are not as scoundrel as you... Hearing this, Liu Dadao couldn't hold it in for a long time anymore. He raised his head and was about to scold the fat man. Liu Mu's quick eyesight and quick feet were not enough, and before the fat man could say anything, he kicked him under the table. After being stepped on by Liu Mu and glared at, Liu Dadao swallowed the words that came to his lips.
"Haha, that's it." Zhu Ping'an laughed immediately after hearing this, then raised his hands and said to the fat man, "Of course, what Brother Hu said makes sense, this is all my fault, and I naturally have to take responsibility for Brother Hu."
The fat man looked at Zhu Ping'an in surprise, was your brain caught in the door, and you actually agreed? !
"Brother Hu, do you think this is good? Brother Hu, why don't you come with me? I guarantee that Brother Hu will have wine and meat every time."
Zhu Ping'an showed a kind smile like a wolf grandmother, patted his chest, and assured the greasy fat man.
The fat man looked at Zhu Pingan warily, his eyes sparkling, as if he had seen through Zhu Pingan.
Zhu Ping'an tried his best to maintain a harmless smile. This guy is worthy of being a legend for his vigilance.
"What kind of wine and what kind of meat?" The fat man raised his head and asked seriously.
I'd rather...
"The wine is naturally old Shaoxing wine, and the meat is at least the standard of three meat dishes, one vegetarian dish, four vegetables and one soup, which is by today's standards every now and then."
Zhu Ping'an became more and more like a wolf grandma, and said to the fat man in a very bewildering manner.
"Gudong...Shaoxing old wine, three meat dishes and one vegetable dish, four dishes and one soup..." The fat man couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva when he heard this.
"Must." Zhu Pingan nodded vigorously.
"There is no love for no reason, what do you want to do to me?" The fat man wrapped the sheets tightly around himself.
What to do to you? !
Zhu Pingan glanced at the fat man and suddenly got goosebumps. Damn, what are you thinking? My orientation and taste are normal. This is no longer a heavy-flavored dish, this is a dark dish!
