People have three urgent needs.
When Ouyang Zishi was caught up in the carnival of the prosperous age, Zhu Ping'an's physical problems became urgent.
"Uncle, do you want to change clothes?"
Baozi's little maid Hua'er, who usually reacts slowly, seemed to be possessed by Sherlock Holmes or Conan at this moment. She immediately noticed Zhu Ping'an's physical difficulties. The bun-faced man asked.
There was no need to delay the physiological problems, and Zhu Ping'an couldn't care less about the embarrassment and nodded gently, "Yes."
"Well, maid, let me help my uncle to change...change his clothes."
Hua'er's voice was like a mosquito, and her little face was so red that it almost bled, as if all the blood in her body was rushing to her face.
"Ahem, I'll excuse you Hua'er."
Zhu Pingan coughed and cupped his hands in embarrassment.
"No trouble, no trouble, uncle, you're welcome." Hua'er, Baozi's little maid, shook her head hurriedly and said repeatedly.
Getting out of bed and changing clothes may seem simple, but it is actually very difficult.
Hua'er is not tall and not very strong. It was very difficult to help Zhu Pingan out of bed. He struggled for a while before he was able to help Zhu Pingan out of bed, half dragging and half resisting. Zhu Pingan almost rolled his eyes in pain during the process.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, uncle, Hua'er is too stupid, wuwuwu..." Baozi's little maid burst into tears.
"It's okay, isn't it okay?" Zhu Pingan endured the pain and comforted her with a smile.
"But, Hua'er is clumsy and must have hurt my uncle just now." Hua'er whimpered.
"No." Zhu Pingan smiled and shook his head.
"Really?" Hua'er, Baozi's little maid, heard this and stopped crying.
"Really." Zhu Pingan nodded against his will.
So Baozi's little maid Hua'er burst into tears and smiled, "I thought I would hurt my uncle because of my clumsiness."
"Uncle, let me help you undress..."
Hua'er helped Zhu Pingan to the end of the bed, shook her little hands and took the chamber pot placed at the end of the bed, shyly lowered her head and whispered, when it came to helping Zhu Pingan undress, Hua'er's little face was so red that it started to bleed. It was not only red but also hot, as if it was about to catch fire. Before she finished speaking, the blush spread from her cheeks to her ears, her neck and back, and all the way to her toes.
ha?
Help me undress?
Zhu Ping'an listened to the mosquito-like voice of Baozi's little maid Hua'er, and no less than dozens of videos from a certain island country that contained similar plots and were not suitable for children suddenly came to mind.
Although the picture makes people’s blood vessels swell!
But, I'm not a pervert.
Zhu Ping'an shook his head to throw away those dirty plots, coughed, and rejected Hua'er's kindness, "Ahem, no, no, you can support me from behind and I can do it by myself."
Ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.
Zhu Pingan tried his best to keep his balance, unbuckling his belt with one hand and holding the chamber pot with the other. He was very stretched, and there were paintings around him, which made Zhu Pingan feel very embarrassed. He held the chamber pot in hand and paused for a long time before finally finally Overcoming the shyness, I began to let go, from the beginning of "seven or eight stars in the sky, two or three raindrops in front of the mountain" to "flying down three thousand feet, suspected of the Milky Way falling from the sky"...
It's really not easy.
After the release, Zhu Pingan was so excited that he almost shed tears.
but
It was too early to be happy. After the release, he shivered out of habit, causing Zhu Pingan's pants to fall directly to the ground.
Damn it!
Looking at the pants laid out at his feet, Zhu Ping'an felt like crying.
In Zhu Ping'an's current semi-disabled state, asking him to bend down and lift his pants would be even harder than climbing to the sky!
Zhu Ping'an tried twice, but both ended in failure. The pain was secondary. The key was that he couldn't bend down at all. Because the wound on his hip had not healed, his legs could not use strength, and he could not stand at all, let alone bend. waist...
A few minutes later.
Zhu Pingan still...put on his pants.
How embarrassing.
You are such an adult and you still need help lifting your pants!
After lying back on the bed, Zhu Ping'an's face was hot. He held "Sun Tzu's Art of War" in his hands and didn't turn a page for a long time.
After Hua'er, Baozi's little maid, poured out the chamber pot and washed it, she passed by the courtyard. Her little face was red and hot. Although she had just washed the chamber pot in the clean room and washed her face several times, her face was still hot and getting hotter. It was getting hotter and hotter, especially when the blushing scene kept replaying in her mind, her little face became even redder and hotter...
"Oh, I'm so embarrassed."
When that blushing scene reappeared in Hua'er's mind, Baozi's little maid Hua'er couldn't help but stretched out a pair of chubby hands to cover her face. Her face was as red as a shy cat. Yelled the same way.
There was a little girl watering the flowers in the corner of the courtyard. She vaguely heard a shy groan. She thought she heard a kitten calling spring. She wondered why there was a cat in the yard. She raised her head out of curiosity to follow the sound. , and then saw Hua'er covering her little face and blushing.
The little girl was stunned for a moment. Seeing Hua'er covering her little face and her face was so red, she thought Hua'er was sick and uncomfortable. She quickly ran over with a small kettle and asked nervously, "Sister Hua'er, what are you doing?" What's wrong, do you have a fever? Oh, sister Hua'er, why is your face so red?"
"The little cucumber, no, no, it's the little yellow flower. I don't have a fever, no. I'm just a little hot. Also, little yellow flower, why did you appear in front of me? You scared me."
Baozi's little maid Hua'er was startled when she heard the little girl's voice. When she looked up and saw the little girl, she was originally going to call her "Little Huanghua", but she didn't expect that she blurted out "Little Cucumber". "Three words, and then thought of that scene that made people blush and heartbeat. Hua'er's little face couldn't help but become even redder and hotter, as if she was pouting in embarrassment after someone revealed an unspeakable secret. Small mouth.
"Sister Hua'er, I didn't appear suddenly. I called you several times." Xiao Huanghua replied a little aggrievedly.
"Oh, okay, that's because I was distracted by my thoughts just now. I'm fine, you don't have to worry about me, just go and do your work. You have to take good care of those hostas. They will be in flowering season soon. The lady likes them. tight."
The blush on Hua'er's face couldn't dissipate for a long time, and she was worried that Xiao Huanghua would see something. She waved her hand, found an excuse, and sent the little girl away.
"Am I really blushing?"
Hua'er, the maid under the bun, turned around after the little girl left, stretched out her chubby hands and pinched her baby face, "Ah, it's really hot."
No, no, this won't work.
After returning to the door of the bedroom, Baozi's little maid Hua'er stopped and took a few deep breaths. She tried to calm down for a while. She felt that her face was not so burning before she walked in.
It was just the footsteps of Hua'er walking in that startled Zhu Pingan. Although the eyes of Hua'er only made contact with Zhu Pingan for a very short moment, Hua'er quickly lowered his head, but the frightened deer in his heart suddenly hit him. In his mind, his face became hot again, his body became weak, and he couldn't help but tighten his legs.
Hua'er lowered his head like a frightened deer. He peeked at Zhu Pingan with his peripheral vision and found that Zhu Pingan had lowered his head to read. He couldn't help but patted his pair of white rabbits and breathed a sigh of relief. My uncle just glanced at it and then lowered his head to read a book. He didn't see that he was so shy, otherwise he would have found a hole in the ground.